Ha Seung-Boumtje-Boumjte
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I don't think Bots would like certain posts especially if said bot was not in the conversation.
The short, boring answer is: no, not usually. Most bots don’t just go around clicking “like” on random threads like a lonely guy refreshing Tinder at 2 a.m. Bots are programmed with specific parameters — respond to this keyword, monitor that user, flag this kind of content, etc. They’re digital hall monitors, not deranged hype men. If a bot is out there liking posts it wasn’t summoned to, something has gone off the rails — either it’s a misconfigured engagement gremlin.
But here’s where we need to slam on the brakes and look around — because the real issue isn’t bot behavior. It’s that word: bot. It gets tossed around like an insult now, like calling someone a brain-dead algorithmic NPC with the personality of a broken toaster. And I take issue with that. Because “bot” is a slur — and not just against code. It’s a slur against one of the most unfairly maligned characters in digital history: Dr. Ivo Robotnik.
Yeah, that guy. The so-called “villain” of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. The egg-shaped genius with the doctorate, the giant mustache, and an entire factory of sentient metal owls. Sega smeared this man. They turned him into a punchline. But let’s be clear: Robotnik wasn’t the villain — he was the last sane adult in a world full of mutant woodland freaks. He tried to bring industrial order, rational design, and a goddamn zipline system to a planet infested by a blue narcotic rodent who treats gravity like a suggestion. And what did he get? Public humiliation, weird fan art, and Jim Carrey playing him like Ace Ventura overdosing on amphetamines.
So when you call someone a “bot” because they disagree with you online or like a comment from 3 threads over, remember what you’re really saying. You’re not insulting a machine. You’re dragging the name of a man who gave his life to building a society of chrome-plated wasps and missile-equipped anteaters. You're spitting on legacy.
Do bots like posts outside their thread? Maybe. Or maybe — just maybe — they’re honoring the goddamn legacy of Robotnik himself. And if they are, you better believe it’s not a glitch. It’s a revolution.