dviss1
Emcee Referee
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I don't know, is reffing the one job on Earth that all of the employees are good at?
I've worked with tons of collision techs that have no idea what they are doing.
GREAT QUESTION!!!
There are several types of referee:
Me:
I'm a veteran and it shows. I have complete awareness of every aspect of the game from foul count to the amount of times outs each coach has. I never need to look at the arrow to know possession. I'm aware of heightened emotions resulting from physical contact. There's never been a fight on my floor in 16 years. I'm the, let's do this shit right, make it look good, keep the players safe and the game flowing type of ref.... "No I'm not calling that 3 second call you've been screaming for NANCY! It stops the flow of the game and that kid's not gaining an advantage... Jesus... Pipe down..." I RUN. I SPRINT. The players do not beat me up and down the floor. I'm fit and just as athletic as they are.
If you know a rule, and I'm administering it incorrectly, feel free to say whatever you want to me. I can take it.
The newbie:
They're on time. They try hard. They know the game but interpreting it to the coaches, players, and fans is a newer experience. They're GREEN. But they're "plucky" Padawans looking to be bobble heads absorbing info. They're usually younger and have a season or so under their belt. They've at least played some high school ball and need some weekend money. Those are diamonds in the rough. The good ones will listen and take constructive criticism. They'll also go to camp, watch film, and work to get better. We NEED them. So bad.
Take it easy on them. They're trying hard. They want to do it right. They're the honest brokers that are mastering a craft that is HARD AF. Ask them questions instead of hurling insults. They're reffing YOUR kids. You'll see them again, and you'll want them to be better. Ask them questions that make them explain their call. They need that experience.
Old yeller:
Remember what happened to Old Yeller? Same thing needs to happen to this MF... Take his ass out back, and put us ALL out of our misery.... Now, you don't have to be older to be an "Old Yeller"... You just have to be someone who if you said these things to them you'd be well within your right as a ticket paying customer: "Motherfucker can you come past half court??? Why are you just standing there? MOVE!!! Why the FUCK are you calling the foul from half court when they play is right in front of the ref on the baseline.... Really???? I mean... REALLY??? How do you call that ticky tack shit at the top of the key, but you swallow your whistle when MFs are gettin' murdered down low??? You literally have glasses on... THICK glasses...
Omg... Make his life a LIVING HELL.... ADMONISH HIM (or her) for the DISSERVICE they're doing to our beloved game. They can't move anymore... They're never in position to make a call.... Make them quit...