Big news?

[Mediocre Man]

The fuck?

Is The HCP gonna offer up Mrs HCP to the group as a stimulus package

 

[Samuel]

the custom pdx carpet court is going to be amazing, right...

right?

 

[THE HCP]

Did you order a pizza last night?

 

[B-Roy]

City edition jersey

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Is Med Man Trolling us?

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

City edition jersey

This
I am not a fan of these unis.

 

[julius]

Yeah, it's just those gawd awful PDX carpet uniforms.

Their alternative uniforms have been so dumb the last few years.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

If I liked Teal I would be a fan of the Charlotte Hornets. Who likes Teal?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

These unis are mid

Zero creativity!

 

[HansenYang]

These unis are mid

Zero creativity!

They're not even mid... This is the bottom of the barrel. Hideous.

 

[Samuel]

even if I liked these uniforms, it's so uninspiring to see they're just running it back. did they just hate the 3 options the design team came up with?

there are so many different ways you could go, too.

Jack Moran (@jackmorandesign.bsky.social)

Here to promote my design work and get my dumb jokes off. Open to freelance inquiries. Get at me: www.jackmoran.work

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[SharpeScooterShooter]

This
I am not a fan of these unis.

Me neither. Its not our colors (and teal/pastel???)

Stupid.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Stop leaning into this fucking carpet. It’s just a fucking airport

 

[Samuel]

Stop leaning into this fucking carpet. It’s just a fucking airport

it's like if your company did an april fool's joke.

and then did the same april fool's joke a year later.

 

[julius]

it's like if your company did an april fool's joke.

and then did the same april fool's joke a year later.

For 19 straight years.

 

[THE HCP]

Lighten up nerds.

 

[Samuel]

For 19 straight years.

you lost me

 

[Samuel]

Lighten up nerds.

relax

 

[Everything Beagle]

Stop leaning into this fucking carpet. It’s just a fucking airport

A world-renowned airport often in the top three in the US, that has recently been renovated and is part of the city’s play to increase tourism. You’re getting more carpet and you better like it because if you don’t, Portland gets set on fire by Antifa again or whatever I don’t know what people outside of Portland think happens in Portland anymore.

 

[Mediocre Man]

A world-renowned airport often in the top three in the US, that has recently been renovated and is part of the city’s play to increase tourism. You’re getting more carpet and you better like it because if you don’t, Portland gets set on fire by Antifa again or whatever I don’t know what people outside of Portland think happens in Portland anymore.

Listen, it could be God’s gift to airports. I don’t care. It’s a fucking carpet in an airport

Being outside of Portland for a while now, people outside of Portland think exactly how the Orange Jesus, Lord Trump thinks about it

 

[andalusian]

A world-renowned airport often in the top three in the US, that has recently been renovated and is part of the city’s play to increase tourism. You’re getting more carpet and you better like it because if you don’t, Portland gets set on fire by Antifa again or whatever I don’t know what people outside of Portland think happens in Portland anymore.

Is it possible to put the airport therapy llama on the Jerseys next year?

 

[Phatguysrule]

Listen, it could be God’s gift to airports. I don’t care. It’s a fucking carpet in an airport

Being outside of Portland for a while now, people outside of Portland think exactly how the Orange Jesus, Lord Trump thinks about it

Because that's what they see on Fox News.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Because that's what they see on Fox News.

Yes.

 

[Phatguysrule]

Yes.

Not much Portland can do about that though, is there?

 

[julius]

Listen, it could be God’s gift to airports. I don’t care. It’s a fucking carpet in an airport

Being outside of Portland for a while now, people outside of Portland think exactly how the Orange Jesus, Lord Trump thinks about it

Sounds like you're saying those outside of Portland are fucking idiots.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Sounds like you're saying those outside of Portland are fucking idiots.

Where I’ve been they are. See, I don’t count because I’m retroactively smart for being born in Portland.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Not much Portland can do about that though, is there?

They can clean up the homeless population. Be a tad tougher on crime

 

[Phatguysrule]

They can clean up the homeless population. Be a tad tougher on crime

Why would any of that matter if Fox "News" is just going to fabricate more bullshit and they lap it up?

Crime isn't a problem here. It's just not. Homelessness is no more of a problem here than it is any other liveable city.

 

[tlongII]

Why would any of that matter if Fox "News" is just going to fabricate more bullshit and they lap it up?

Crime isn't a problem here. It's just not. Homelessness is no more of a problem here than it os any other liveable city.

So I guess Boise isn’t livable?

 

[Phatguysrule]

So I guess Boise isn’t livable?

It gets much colder in Boise than Portland. It's literally 10° colder in Boise in January than it is in Portland or Seattle.

And Boise has it's homeless problems as well. In fact, there was a huge court case originating in Boise about it that was/is restricting how the 9th circuit district can deal with homelessness.