Notice Blazers just contacted me for a possible Blazer TNT commercial.

[SlyPokerDog]

Is that the best you got? Why not cast a dwarf....wait a 3 year old

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Is that the best you got? Why not cast a dwarf....wait a 3 year old

Don't look at me. I was completely offended by Fonz's comment.

 

[Chris Craig]

Ill have you know, I am tall enough to go on the big rides now

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ill have you know, I am tall enough to go on the big rides now

 

[Chris Craig]

I said rides plural

 

[PDXFonz]

Don't look at me. I was completely offended by Fonz's comment.

Hahaha

 

[Destroyer of Worlds]

Yeah, but you'll be the first to die

This is true..

Shiiiit.

 

[BigGameDamian]

Dang. BonesJones too young. Me too old. I'm 43. Is it strict? Can you ask?

Maybe you could get a fake ID?

 

[riverman]

I thought that was the purpose of Chris Craig in the commercial?

You're alright kid!

 

[MARIS61]

My attorney just filed our 2 suits today against the Blazers for discrimination based on age and on First Amendment rights.

Clearly the UnConstitutional age limitations (Millennials only) were an end run around including any posters with conservative views.

Any settlement talks will need to include a lifetime suite at the Rose Garden.

 

[Orion Bailey]

After a long meeting with my lawyer yesterday we decided to move forward with the suit.
We will be taking this to the grand jury if we have to.
This is complete bias against middle aged balding men with superiority complexes.

Oldmenslivesmattertoo!!!!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

After a long meeting with my lawyer yesterday we decided to move forward with the suit.
We will be taking this to the grand jury if we have to.
This is complete bias against middle aged balding men with superiority complexes.

Oldmenslivesmattertoo!!!!

You met with a lawyer that represents potatoes on St Patrick's day?!?

 

[Orion Bailey]

You met with a lawyer that represents potatoes on St Patrick's day?!?

Well i paid a premium for the right lawyer cause i feel this is a legit cause.

 

[Lanny]

Uhhh, is Kingspeed too old? They can make an exception.

I think HCP is too old but that isn't what excludes him, it is being a huge Laker fan.

A Lakers fan? Why, that's worse than buying salsa from NY city.

 

[Lanny]

Qualifications:

1. Must be a huge Blazer fan.
2. Between the ages of 25-39yrs.
3. Must be very active on social media. (I don't think this forum counts as social media.)

Need 3 of you.

PM your name, contact information and links to social media accounts and I will forward them to the Blazers.

No guarantees you will actually be in the commercial.

I'm like the oldest guy in here, look it, too. That should count for something.

https://nepalindiascotland.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/old-man.jpg

 

[MarAzul]

Why the age discrimination?

 

[Eastoff]

They are targeting fan base that will be here for the next 30 years.

 

[BrianFromWA]

They are targeting fan base that will be here for the next 30 years.

So they're recruiting San Jose, Burbank and Mesa Verde?

 

[CupWizier]

Qualifications:

1. Must be a huge Blazer fan.
2. Between the ages of 25-39yrs.
3. Must be very active on social media. (I don't think this forum counts as social media.)

Need 3 of you.

PM your name, contact information and links to social media accounts and I will forward them to the Blazers.

No guarantees you will actually be in the commercial.

I call bias against old people.

 

[andalusian]

I call bias against old people.

Too familiar. Big little people has bought the politics in this country. Where is the outcry? Where is the #TooOld movement?

 

[Natebishop3]

Well, I fit the age range, but I obviously hate the Blazers and I avoid social media like the plague.

 

[BBert]

And our two most visible social media members (Bones and Ex-Bones), who are Blazers fanatics, don't meet the age range. Go figure.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

And our two most visible social media members (Bones and Ex-Bones), who are Blazers fanatics, don't meet the age range. Go figure.

Hey, I'm visible on other forms of social media beyond S2 (for wine).....

 

[lamlor]

I'm too old and have a face for radio...

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I'm too old and have a face for radio...

And a voice for print?

 

[BrianFromWA]

And a voice for print?

And spelling for braille?

 

[BBert]

Hey, I'm visible on other forms of social media beyond S2 (for wine).....

Ooh, affluent wine drinking Blazers fans. Perfect.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Hey, I'm visible on other forms of social media beyond S2 (for wine).....

They arent looking for winers with thier own facebook page.

 

[BrianFromWA]

Ooh, affluent wine drinking Blazers fans. Perfect.

You rang, FAMS?

 

[Shaboid]

I probably fit this demographic but am way too lazy to give you my info.