Blazers sign Jesus Christ to 10 day contract

[PDXFonz]

Sounds like this move was to spite his father, we all know that "God hates the Portland Trailblazers".

Will be interesting to see how this affects us going down the stretch and into the playoffs!










April Fools!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Great. Another white guy....oh wait....

 

[BlazerWookee]

As a player, or as part of the medical staff?

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I heard this Christ fellow has a mean handle and step back.

 

[BBert]

As a player, or as part of the medical staff?

I wonder if he can turn water into Coors light.

Oh, wait....never mind.

 

[BlazerWookee]

 

[BlazerWookee]

I wonder if he can turn water into Coors light.

Oh, wait....never mind.

Well played, Sir.


Well played, indeed.

 

[BBert]

As a player, or as part of the medical staff?

Hopefully he can Mr. Miyagi Wes' Achilles.

 

[BBert]

What kind of hang time does this dude have?

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

What kind of hang time does this dude have?

Well, he is around 5'5 but has a vert of well over 30,000 feet. So, you tell me.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Sounds like this move was to spite his father, we all know that "God hates the Portland Trailblazers".

Will be interesting to see how this affects us going down the stretch and into the playoffs!

That's not Jesus. It's his younger brother Steven:

BNM

 

[Pinwheel1]

What kind of hang time does this dude have?

Hang time jokes for Jesus 2 days before Good Friday? Hmm, at least I will know one person in hell..........

 

[riverman]

Can we trade him for Mike Conley before his knees crumble?

 

[BBert]

Hang time jokes for Jesus 2 days before Good Friday? Hmm, at least I will know one person in hell..........

Thanks. I'll be here all week. Tip (name redacted to protect the virtuous) wife!

 

[magnifier661]

Can we trade him for Mike Conley before his knees crumble?

He already has bad hands and feet.

 

[riverman]

He already has bad hands and feet.

which inevitably causes knee stress

 

[riverman]

JC could end up leading the league in technicals

 

[BlazerWookee]

He has holes in His game.





And in His hands.

 

[riverman]

It's the "love thine enemy" that raises a flag for me..sort of plays for every team if you get my drift

 

[BBert]

He already has bad hands and feet.

Oh, ouch. We're going to have a blast.

 

[riverman]

I always thought every Friday was a good Friday

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

What kind of hang time does this dude have?

About 6 hours.

He also has a killer crossover.

 

[riverman]

He can turn water into wine so he'll fit right in with the roster

 

[PDXFonz]

He can walk on water, but can he run a fast break?

 

[magnifier661]

He can walk on water, but can he run a fast break?

Yes, he is exceptionally good at breaking bread. You would only assume that would translate on the court.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

He can turn water into wine so he'll fit right in with the roster

Lillard will LOVE that!

 

[Boob-No-More]

I don't know about this guy. The whole hanging out with prostitutes thing has Hoop Family II written all over it...

BNM

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I don't know about this guy. The whole hanging out with prostitutes thing has Hoop Family II written all over it...

BNM

Hahahaha! JBo!

 

[Denny Crane]

April Fools. He was really signed by the Pacers (if you follow the news).

 

[magnifier661]

I don't know about this guy. The whole hanging out with prostitutes thing has Hoop Family II written all over it...

BNM

LMAO! That was good