Blazers sign Jesus Christ to 10 day contract

[GriLtCheeZ]

Great. Another white guy....oh wait....

Jesus was black, and has a killer crossover.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[magnifier661]

Air Messiahs!

 

[riverman]

He can walk on water, but can he run a fast break?

without traveling?

 

[riverman]

I don't know about this guy. The whole hanging out with prostitutes thing has Hoop Family II written all over it...

BNM

and there's that deadbeat dad thing that drives kids to grow up with a chip on their shoulders..perfect

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Jesus was black, and has a killer crossover.

No, Jesus is HCP's cousin. He's actually working in my back yard right now.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Jesus, I hope Jesus has a sense of humor...

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I always thought every Friday was a good Friday

Not if you work weekends

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Jesus, I hope Jesus has a sense of humor...

He'd better, if he's witnessed all the shit that has gone down in his name.

 

[Jesus Christ Son of God]

Bless you all for thinking of me.

 

[magnifier661]

Bless you all for thinking of me.

I wondered when you would show up

 

[Jesus Christ Son of God]

I wondered when you would show up

I forgot it was April 1st and thought it was real. Talk about being embarrassed when I asked dad to be my agent.

 

[riverman]

I forgot it was April 1st and thought it was real. Talk about being embarrassed when I asked dad to be my agent.

Seeing that you only have a few likes and trophy points makes me feel like John Lennon

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I forgot it was April 1st and thought it was real. Talk about being embarrassed when I asked dad to be my agent.

I wonder if he could win a negotiation with Popovich.....

 

[Jesus Christ Son of God]

Seeing that you only have a few likes and trophy points makes me feel like John Lennon

Must be a lot of Jews and Romans in this forum.

 

[magnifier661]

Must be a lot of Jews and Romans in this forum.

I just watched your movie last night. The crucifixion scene made me cry

 

[Jesus Christ Son of God]

I just watched your movie last night. The crucifixion scene made me cry

I know, I watched you cry last night.

 

[riverman]

I just watched your movie last night. The crucifixion scene made me cry

that was the shrooms kicking in mags, but you knew that

 

[riverman]

I know, I watched you cry last night.

we didn't lose last night

 

[magnifier661]

that was the shrooms kicking in mags, but you knew that

No way baby lets go

 

[riverman]

Back on topic...why only a 10 day contract and who gets waived?

 

[Jesus Christ Son of God]

Back on topic...why only a 10 day contract and who gets waived?

I vote Judas.

 

[riverman]

I vote Judas.

If those are fake glasses like Clark Kent used to use, they aren't fooling anyone JC

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Hey Jesus can you hit the three?

 

[Strenuus]

Oh god this was funny.

Early nomination for thread of the year.

No, Jesus, don't fudge the results!

 

[oldfisherman]

Jesus, in the last game you played in, you sacrificed your body taking a nasty charge from that no good dirty opponent, thank you.

 

[Boob-No-More]

Jesus, in the last game you played in, you sacrificed your body taking a nasty charge from that no good dirty opponent, thank you.

And he didn't even get the call! Pilate flopped!!!

BNM

 

[kjironman1]

Back on topic...why only a 10 day contract and who gets waived?

Well as you can see they have given him BRoys number so it really shouldn't matter right?

 

[kjironman1]

Oh god this was funny.

Early nomination for thread of the year.

No, Jesus, don't fudge the results!

This is the only site anywhere you could get away with a thread like this.
Just so funny but if you were to try this at O-Live they would Crucify you ....Did i just type that?