Notice Blazers vs Pelicans, the ultimate Game 3 viewing party - CANCELED and it's my fault.

[Chris Craig]

I heard there were suitcases of cocaine and an instagram account.

barfo

Yeah and pictures of Blaze the Trail Cat in compromising positions.

 

[Chris Craig]

Sly fucked up. He contacted Wheels directly like it was the Wild West and didn't ask the Blazers if having this party with him would be okay. The Blazers have their own viewing party at the Baghdad Theater. That's the nice version. Sly won't let us discuss it any further.

Yeah, they didn't want to take the chance one or more of us would go postal in the event of a game 3 loss.

 

[Strenuus]

Anybody going to the Baghdad?

Oh, darn... I work. I guess I can't. SO sorry, Blazers.........

 

[Lanny]

Please, it would make my life a hell of a lot easier if we just focused on what an asshole I am and not talk about anything else.

Thanks.

That's gonna be my dream come true. Done.

Okay, you're an ass hole. OMG, saying that's got a good feel to it.

thats the best way to watch sports. That way, if they win you can be the guy who started freaking out and was like the "epic guy!"

And if they lose, you can cry in your beer.

win win!


Well, not win win, since if they lose it'd be a lose win win. Or lose, lose win? or maybe lose win lose?

Oh, I know. It'd be Win, Lose or Draw!

No, it's pretty much just 'lose'. Followed by a bunch of "God Damned Almighty", followed by several Hail Marys if you're Catholic.

Edit: Of course, I couldn't do that 'cause I have a wife who'd let me know why not pronto.

 

[Lanny]

Yeah, they didn't want to take the chance one or more of us would go postal in the event of a game 3 loss.

But I promised him I'd never do that again.

 

[SIeepwalker]

@SlyPokerDog you're my favorite asshole

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Now I'm going to have to sit alone at a bar and watch the game

Which bar?

 

[Chris Craig]

Which bar?

I'm just gonna watch at home

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I'm just gonna watch at home

You have a bar at home?! Why haven't you invited us over?!

 

[Chris Craig]

You have a bar at home?! Why haven't you invited us over?!

I wish...I have a cabinet

 

[tlongII]

I just read that story today. Morons.

But HOT morons!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I wish...I have a cabinet

After tonight, an empty cabinet...

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Which bar?

I'll be watching it downtown tonight.

 

[Chris Craig]

After tonight, an empty cabinet...

I may have a lot of grammatical errors in my posts later tonight...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'll be watching it downtown tonight.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I may have a lot of grammatical errors in my posts later tonight...

Ass apposed too when?

 

[Eastoff]

Ass apposed too when?

We know what OB searches for on his phone.

 

[MARIS61]

I wish...I have a cabinet

You’re President Trump!?

 

[Lanny]

Ass apposed too when?

Freudian slip?

 

[kjironman1]

So look... I'm not wheels but for $50 bucks i'll go and act like him.

 

[riverman]

So look... I'm not wheels but for $50 bucks i'll go and act like him.

You'll lose your voice if you do that!

 

[kjironman1]

You'll lose your voice if you do that!

okay the price just went to $100.....

 

[kjironman1]

So right now @SlyPokerDog is incognito as @SlyPokerCat

I never would have guessed?

 

[SlyPokerCat]

So right now @SlyPokerDog is incognito as @SlyPokerCat

I never would have guessed?

I am offended. I'm not some stupid Dog.

 

[Chris Craig]

I am offended. I'm not some stupid Dog.

That's exactly what dog pretending to be a cat would say

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So right now @SlyPokerDog is incognito as @SlyPokerCat

I never would have guessed?

Seriously, I am not @SlyPokerCat. There is nothing sly about a cat. And they're too stupid to play poker.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Seriously, I am not @SlyPokerCat. There is nothing sly about a cat. And they're too stupid to play poker.

Lies. You would be too busy eating my litter box poop. I would be running a train on you with my 2/7 offsuit

 

[BBert]

Sly:

Thank you.

-BBert

 

[Chris Craig]

I can see now why they canceled it

 

[Strenuus]

If only they could have cancelled the game.