Brandon Roy can sign with the Blazers this summer

[crandc]

There was a song (Led Zeppelin? Can't remember) called Living in the Past.

Not a very good song and bad GM'ing.
We once thought Roy, Aldridge & Oden would be the core of a championship team. Didn't happen. We have argued who is to blame a million times here and could do so from here to eternity, and it won't change facts. Roy and Oden are not playing in the NBA. I wish them well in their future careers.

 

[riverman]

There was a song (Led Zeppelin? Can't remember) called Living in the Past.

Not a very good song and bad GM'ing.
We once thought Roy, Aldridge & Oden would be the core of a championship team. Didn't happen. We have argued who is to blame a million times here and could do so from here to eternity, and it won't change facts. Roy and Oden are not playing in the NBA. I wish them well in their future careers.

That'sa Jethro Tull song if I'm not mistaken

 

[riverman]

If I could live in Portland, I would do it in a heart beat.

Those damned ankle bracelets!

 

[barfo]

If I could live in Portland, I would do it in a heart beat.

What's keeping you from living in Portland? I'm going to guess it's that you have other priorities. So what you really mean is, 'if I gave a shit about living in Portland, I would, but I really don't.'

Not that there is anything wrong with that. We've got more than enough people here already.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What's keeping you from living in Portland? I'm going to guess it's that you have other priorities. So what you really mean is, 'if I gave a shit about living in Portland, I would, but I really don't.'

Not that there is anything wrong with that. We've got more than enough people here already.

barfo

Barfo lives here for the naked bike rides.

 

[barfo]

Barfo lives here for the naked bike rides.

Everyone has to have priorities. That's mine.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Everyone has to have priorities. That's mine.

barfo

Riding or watching?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

fluffing

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Riding or watching?

Kinky?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

fluffing

Hahahaha!

 

[magnifier661]

What's keeping you from living in Portland? I'm going to guess it's that you have other priorities. So what you really mean is, 'if I gave a shit about living in Portland, I would, but I really don't.'

Not that there is anything wrong with that. We've got more than enough people here already.

barfo

I have 2 ex wives that have my kids. I couldn't take them with me. My life with my children is more important than anything else.

Also my work and rest of my family are in Lancaster.

 

[riverman]

I have 2 ex wives that have my kids. I couldn't take them with me. My life with my children is more important than anything else.

Also my work and rest of my family are in Lancaster.

So buck up and move em all to Portland, ex wives, everybody..Start the first Blazer commune and let Walton be the guest speaker

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I have 2 ex wives that have my kids. I couldn't take them with me. My life with my children is more important than anything else.

Also my work and rest of my family are in Lancaster.

Meh, Portland is basically California now anyway... Might as well stay in actual shitty state of California.

 

[MarAzul]

Everyone has to have priorities. That's mine.

barfo

Damn! That image will stick, a naked dude in a Pirate hat, tooling down the road.
Leviticus should have warned us about dat.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Damn! That image will stick, a naked dude in a Pirate hat, tooling down the road.
Leviticus should have warned us about dat.

It was forseen in the book of Barfo. I believe the passage was located in I:69

 

[riverman]

Meh, Portland is basically California now anyway... Might as well stay in actual shitty state of California.

Folks ask me about Oregon, I tell em...ever watch breaking bad? Horrible crime. Ever watch Sons of Anarchy...that's your neighbor. Horrible schools. Depressed economies, mad cow disease..sun never shines..y'know, give them a bit of a scare

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Folks ask me about Oregon, I tell em...ever watch breaking bad? Horrible crime. Ever watch Sons of Anarchy...that's your neighbor. Horrible schools. Depressed economies, mad cow disease..sun never shines..y'know, give them a bit of a scare

I always say it's full of chlamydia and gonorrhea

 

[riverman]

I always say it's full of chlamydia and gonorrhea

Black mold, high taxes, brutal police...pollution and toxic waste dumps..sort of Night of the living dead meets Mad Max

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wow, no wonder so many Mexicans come here.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Wow, no wonder so many Mexicans come here.

Mexicans can stay, they cool. Work hard, have great food, good women... It's those hipster white folk that can leave the entire pnw

 

[riverman]

Wow, no wonder so many Mexicans come here.

The rain is the attraction

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The rain is the attraction

Rain = lots of grass to mow.

Just ask HCP.

 

[barfo]

I just tell them about the beaver. Beaver everywhere, your wood is certain to be attacked by beaver. You can lick the beaver, but it just keeps returning for more.

Strangely, this does not seem to dissuade them.

barfo

 

[stampedehero]

That headline is speculation. He's not coming back simply because his age and knees won't allow it

 

[blue32]

Mexicans can stay, they cool. Work hard, have great food, good women... It's those hipster white folk that can leave the entire pnw

Hahahahaha.

Fuccccckin' hipsters.... lol

 

[Sedatedfork]

I just tell them about the beaver. Beaver everywhere, your wood is certain to be attacked by beaver. You can lick the beaver, but it just keeps returning for more.

Strangely, this does not seem to dissuade them.

barfo

Have you told them about Zombeavers??

 

[OneSport3]

Apparently Brandon Roy blew out his achilles last year playing pick up ball. Poor guy.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Apparently Brandon Roy blew out his achilles last year playing pick up ball. Poor guy.

Really? Where did you hear that?

 

[OneSport3]

According to Robert Upshaw, the former UW basketball player. He mentioned it in an interview at the draft combine.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

According to Robert Upshaw, the former UW basketball player. He mentioned it in an interview at the draft combine.

Wow, that's just sad.