Funny Caption That Picture Thread (Neil Olshey Edition)

[Jade Falcon]

Because we all need a laugh. And this fucking clown deserves it.

Find a picture of Neil Olshey and caption it.

*He doesn't suspect that I am screwing his team over.....all is going precisely as planned*

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Make a trade? What's that?"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Look, I know we're not having the season that everyone wants us to have.....but that's just too goddamn bad."

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Hey Dame.....what's a Salary Cap?"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Jimmy, you're a genius with these roster moves!"

 

[Chris Craig]

Look we are in the fourth year of a 12 year rebuild. We got the guys we wanted. Meyers is having a great season. Look at his per. Harkless is back and he's going to get better every game. We can't win every game. In terms of trades, if something comes along that makes sense we will do it. We are always active ( no one is calling) on the phones. We gotta be patient. Fans think we can just make trades and start winning. It just doesn't work that way. We are 4 years into a 15 year rebuild, it takes time.

 

[Jade Falcon]

"So Paul.....about this whole 'after your death' thing......"

 

[Jade Falcon]

*Whispers in Dame's ear* "You're never leaving me."

 

[Jade Falcon]

"So....you want to give Meyers $10 million a year, and.....you want me to play him....?"

"Yes. Because I'm your daddy, and I say so."

 

[Jade Falcon]

"You know....I'm not sure about this team...."

"Shut up, Paul."

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Look Paul....the league is trending towards 6'2" point-guards with no college experience. It's part of our 15 year rebuild."

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Jokes on you, Warriors! We have no luxury tax!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Jerry, I am SO much better than you."

 

[Jade Falcon]

"....and Jesus said to me 'Blessed are the GMs who sign shitty contracts!'"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I totally knew that Zach was going to be the next Dirk Nowinski!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

This thread has so much comedy potential, and nobody wants to play?

You people disappoint me.

 

[TBpup]

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Look we are in the fourth year of a 12 year rebuild. We got the guys we wanted. Meyers is having a great season. Look at his per. Harkless is back and he's going to get better every game. We can't win every game. In terms of trades, if something comes along that makes sense we will do it. We are always active ( no one is calling) on the phones. We gotta be patient. Fans think we can just make trades and start winning. It just doesn't work that way. We are 4 years into a 15 year rebuild, it takes time.

Straight up brilliance!

 

[TBpup]

"I thought this was a good deal. That is all you need to know. Now where is my valet?"

 

[Labinot41]

 

[Labinot41]

I have no idea what i'm doing here

 

[Labinot41]

You my Darling CJ I will never trade you

 

[Labinot41]

You know look Dame, what about 224 Millions for ET, Crabbe, Meyers and Moe combined?

 

[Chris Craig]

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[andalusian]

Miss me, bitches?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

"Fans in Portland don't know shit about pro basketball, talent, or patience."

 

[jlprk]

It's my job to find 3-point shooters who have some bite.

 

[jlprk]

I have a rigorous scouting method. I draft for good looks.

 

[jlprk]

When this toothpick breaks I'll use Zach's legs.

 

[jlprk]

Meyers has improved every year. Our top-notch staff has made a man out of him.

 

[jlprk]

I'll keep my legs crossed right now.