Funny Caption That Picture Thread (Terry Stotts Edition)

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm not good enough to coach my old team and they don't even exist anymore

 

[Jade Falcon]

This picture is just begging for a caption:

"God, are you there? It's me, Terry. You know.....your favorite ever coach......"

 

[BonesJones]

I don't feel comfortable making fun of such a great dude...

 

[Jade Falcon]

I'll let you guys caption these:

I don't feel comfortable making fun of such a great dude...

I'm not teasing him as a person. I'm teasing him as a coach. And he deserves it.

I wouldn't, for example, tease him with a caption in a picture of him helping cancer patients at a charity.

 

[Jade Falcon]

*Why didn't Aminu dribble into the lane like I told him to?*

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I don't feel comfortable making fun of such a great dude...

I made fun of Cheeks and McMillan. We haven't had a decent coach since Adelman.

I want McMillan back at this point.

I'd hire Becky Hammon today. A smart woman being around Pop for two weeks would pick up more coaching knowledge than Stotts has. I slept fine, I'm used to this shit by now.

It isn't losing, it is the way they always lose that bothers me.

 

[Jade Falcon]

"NO! The hoop is THAT WAY, Meyers! THAT WAY!"

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'll let you guys caption these:

I'm not teasing him as a person. I'm teasing him as a coach. And he deserves it.

I wouldn't, for example, tease him with a caption in a picture of him helping cancer patients at a charity.

Derp
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Derp
Derp

There, five pics captioned in record time.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

"I am so smart."

How much cash could a dumbass amass if a dumbass coached like ass?

 

[Jade Falcon]

"....and I told Jesus Christ 'Look, I'M the best coach in the world here!'....."

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

"....and I told Jesus Christ 'Look, I'M the best coach in the world here!'....."

Look, we can be obvious about it. Bodyman is placing the bets for us.... nobody will believe it

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Hmmmm....what genius plays shall I dream up for game 2?"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Shabazz! I told you to guard Davis!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"What do you mean Collins looks like a German lesbian?!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"You see Dame.....the best part about this play is.....there is no play at all!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I did a poopy!"

 

[BrianFromWA]

 

[BrianFromWA]

When your secret weapon has been taken from you. Thanks, Olshey!

 

[Labinot41]

"What do you mean Collins looks like a German lesbian?!"

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Labinot41]

*Why didn't Aminu dribble into the lane like I told him to?*

Or why no Aminu ISO midrange Jumper?

 

[Sedatedfork]

I am too overwhelmed to even caption this one.

 

[stampedehero]

"Yeah...Look at my face. I look like you feel right now. A numbing loss.

 

[stampedehero]

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Believing himself to be the 11th Doctor (Matt Smith), Terry is unaffected after a loss; knowing he can use his Tardis to change the outcome of the game at a later time when I he thinks of the right play.

Make it game 2 and...........on.

 

[stampedehero]

LIKE >
And the clipboard has the same play drawn on the front side as well..........

 

[blue9]

Hi! I'm Terry Stotts!

 

[Chris Craig]

I'll let you guys caption these:

I'm not teasing him as a person. I'm teasing him as a coach. And he deserves it.

I wouldn't, for example, tease him with a caption in a picture of him helping cancer patients at a charity.

"ITS UP TO YOU NURK! (Nurk is 6-6)
Great Job chief keep it up.(Aminu 0-6)"



"Let's see 5 seconds left, Layman for 3 that's a good one."



"I'll just hold my thumb up and maybe they will think I'm calling a play."



"Were down by 5? Is there anyway we can take a one pointer?"



"This is what Paul did with his finger after game 1. You guys know what it means?"

 

[dviss1]

"We're gonna put our secret weapon in for this last play"

"Who's that ? Wade Baldwin ??"

"No ! It's you Meyers ! Go get it !!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

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"ITS UP TO YOU NURK! (Nurk is 6-6)
Great Job chief keep it up.(Aminu 0-6)"

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"Let's see 5 seconds left, Layman for 3 that's a good one."

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"I'll just hold my thumb up and maybe they will think I'm calling a play."

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"Were down by 5? Is there anyway we can take a one pointer?"

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"This is what Paul did with his finger after game 1. You guys know what it means?"

LMAO, awesome!

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Look....all three of us have got to go."

 

[HailBlazers]

"You're the expert here Dame, now please can you explain how Defense works again?"