Rumor Chandler Parsons this summer?

[Natebishop3]

Not to convince me, I don't.

I see fat nerds walking around in black robes carrying plastic light sabers, that doesn't mean they're actually Sith lords.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I see fat nerds walking around in black robes carrying plastic light sabers, that doesn't mean they're actually Sith lords.

It doesn't mean they're not, either.

 

[Natebishop3]

It doesn't mean they're not, either.

Pretty sure a Sith Lord doesn't need his mom to drop him off at the Comicon.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Pretty sure a Sith Lord doesn't need his mom to drop him off at the Comicon.

Did you see Kylo Ren when he took off his mask?

 

[Eastoff]

Did you see Kylo Ren when he took off his mask?

Rekt

 

[Natebishop3]

Did you see Kylo Ren when he took off his mask?

Kylo Ren isn't a Sith Lord. He's a petulent child who is angry at his parents.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Kylo Ren isn't a Sith Lord. He's a petulent child who is angry at his parents.

Tomayto, tomahto...

 

[riverman]

NERD FIGHT~~~~~

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Parsons will be at a spring break hoops camp with Lillard & Leonard in a couple weeks at Club Sport.

 

[Natebishop3]

Parsons will be at a spring break hoops camp with Lillard & Leonard in a couple weeks at Club Sport.

Time to recruit!!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

#FutureBlazer

 

[Natebishop3]

Signing DeRozan and Parsons confirmed.

 

[BBert]

Signing DeRozan and Parsons confirmed.

That would rock. I'll live with our still developing front court if that's the case.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

That would rock. I'll live with our still developing front court if that's the case.

Dame, CJ, DeRozan, Parsons, and that one guy from ClubSport who shoots threes and fouls hard could win 50 games.

 

[Natebishop3]

Dame, CJ, DeRozan, Parsons, and that one guy from ClubSport who shoots threes and fouls hard could win 50 games.

Dame/Derozan/Parsons and then CJ for Boogie. Championship parade guaranteed or your money back!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Dame/Derozan/Parsons and then CJ for Boogie. Championship parade guaranteed or your money back!

Boogie's a loser. No thanks.

 

[Natebishop3]

Boogie's a loser. No thanks.

Dame is a winner. He cancels out Boogie's losing....ness?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Dame is a winner. He cancels out Boogie's losing....ness?

It's a thought. There are so few actual I'm A Fucking Winner players in the league. Wade was one, but LeBron isn't really one. Shaq was one, but Kobe wasn't really one. Duncan is one, but LaMarcus isn't one.

When we saw Love (a loser) move to Cleveland, some thought LeBron would make him a winner. But he's not a winner either so they kind of just melted into a bit of a mess that's luckily in the east. Sacto gave Rondo to Boogie, but Rondo's not a winner (Pierce was the winner on that team) so they've imploded.

There's a few situations where a loser has gone to a Winner's team and really improved the team. San Antonio this year? LeBron/Bosh joining Wade? Shaq carrying Kobe?

Could Dame leverage Boogie? Probably. Do I as a fan want to see some dude pound the ball in the post 25 times a night instead of Dame dropping 50 on fools like they're Keystone Kops? Fuck no.

 

[BonesJones]

CJs untouchable. Hell I'd start Parson's at the 4 in a Draymond Green type of role. He's listed at 6'10.

 

[Blazer4ever]

Why would we bring both Parsons and Derozan? I'm not even sure where the minutes for Parsons would come from and I'd want us to keep at least Henderson if not him and Harkless. Bring Parsons and use the remainder of the cap-room on a big or a natural PG

 

[Draco]

Why would we bring both Parsons and Derozan? I'm not even sure where the minutes for Parsons would come from and I'd want us to keep at least Henderson if not him and Harkless. Bring Parsons and use the remainder of the cap-room on a big or a natural PG

Use cap room on a third string PG?

Oh your Tim Fraizers cousin, right?

 

[Natebishop3]

Why would we bring both Parsons and Derozan?

They play different positions?

 

[illmatic99]

So on Dame's IG, saw a promo for a basketball camp for kids between March 21-23.

"With Damian Lillard, Meyers Leonard, and..... Chandler Parsons (?!) "

Dafuq

 

[BlazerCaravan]

They play different positions?

If you want to keep CJ, the question is valid; we'd play DeRozan at SF, and Parsons is a natural SF. But if you're all-in on DeRozan, you're probably thinking it'll take CJ to get him.

 

[Natebishop3]

If you want to keep CJ, the question is valid; we'd play DeRozan at SF, and Parsons is a natural SF. But if you're all-in on DeRozan, you're probably thinking it'll take CJ to get him.

No, we're trading CJ for Boogie. Try to keep up.

 

[BBert]

No, we're trading CJ for Boogie. Try to keep up.

Because every team needs one head case.

At least I think I read that somewhere.

 

[Sinobas]

He's like a white Kevin Durant.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

So on Dame's IG, saw a promo for a basketball camp for kids between March 21-23.

"With Damian Lillard, Meyers Leonard, and..... Chandler Parsons (?!) "

Dafuq

Looks like they definitely hit it off at team USA.

Neil is totally gonna go after parsons this summer

 

[Draco]

I want to get Parsons because I feel like it would be a fuck you to the Rockets. Not sure how exactly but fuck them.

 

[dviss1]

I do the same thing when I'm marking a 3 pointer. The only difference is my arm is straight in the air. Am I a gang banger Wookie? How do you know he wasn't referring to the three-point shot he just made?

Edit: Also, you don't even know what gang signs look like. That's not a blood sign. You don't spread your fingers in a 3 when you do a blood sign. Your fingers are supposed to be close together to make the straight line of a small case b. When did you suddenly become an expert on gang signs?