Chicks are fucking Dumb...

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I would really get out of LA or try to visit other places you may not have before. Bookstores, coffee shops, the park (do you even have normal parks in LA that aren't some weird suburban getup), maybe the theatre (plays etc not movies).

Sign up for some social interest groups for things you like. Sign up for new classes for things you might be interested but haven't given a try yet. Kayaking, something weird. Recreational softball?

I know those kinda things sound nerdy and queer but maybe you'll meet somebody solid there that isn't vapid.

meetup.com is a good site.

But ya, eharmony sucks. I did it for a while. Mostly women I wasn't attracted to, or crazy... I went out on four dates. One girl had HPV and didn't tell me until we were both naked in her bed... that was a close one.
 
meetup.com is a good site.

But ya, eharmony sucks. I did it for a while. Mostly women I wasn't attracted to, or crazy... I went out on four dates. One girl had HPV and didn't tell me until we were both naked in her bed... that was a close one.

is that something HCP leaves behind?
 
I'd also suggest signing up for a trivia group at a local bar if they have those in LA. I've a couple friends who have met their partners are things like trivia night. A nice little competitive setting where you can chat and mingle with people while having a few drinks.
 
meetup.com is a good site.

But ya, eharmony sucks. I did it for a while. Mostly women I wasn't attracted to, or crazy... I went out on four dates. One girl had HPV and didn't tell me until we were both naked in her bed... that was a close one.

lol...wow
 
They know what they want and have no reservations about it. Young guys and older chicks have absolutely nothing in common except for their high sex drive.

Here's a good site for you ashleymadison.com
 
I spent years thinking just the same as you. Turns out I was just born on the wrong continent.

Go backpack around Europe. Tell every chick you meet with your Hot American Accent that you are from LA and you work in the movies. (Hey, you've been in the same arena as Jack Nicholson, right?)

I'm from fucking IDAHO and I got laid. (And married. And two kids. But you don't have to take it that far.)

BTW--if any of you ever meet my wife, you are producer on a film project we're working on that's just about to take off.

yes, this made me laugh too!
 
This was yours huh?

eharmony-rejection.jpg

hahaha
 
any other suggestions for meeting women? I've noted okcupid, quiz games/bars, community activities (softball)...
 
looking at these dating sites crack me up...its no coincidence all the fat chicks have close up pics as their profile pic, lol
 
My friend used match.com after he got divorced. He had sex with like 20 females off of there before he found one that he liked. He's been with her for over 2 years now.
 
My friend used match.com after he got divorced. He had sex with like 20 females off of there before he found one that he liked. He's been with her for over 2 years now.

That would make a good commercial.
 
Its either they know they are just fucking with me and want to flirt to feel hot...or I act differently around them cause I assume I have no chance (and dont try either)...

^This

Most chicks are weird like that. That's why I rarely ever went hunting for girls because I have a major fear of rejection, and it's just easier when they come to you. When they feel like you're not a threat AND you're not interested, they usually try their hardest to get your attention.
 
^This

Most chicks are weird like that. That's why I rarely ever went hunting for girls because I have a major fear of rejection, and it's just easier when they come to you. When they feel like you're not a threat AND you're not interested, they usually try their hardest to get your attention.

where the hell were you going?! I have gone to many bars, and only once in college had a girl hit on me. only i was too stupid at the time, and assume she thought i was someone she knew:sigh: so i looked and then ignored because i didn't recognize...
 
My friend used match.com after he got divorced. He had sex with like 20 females off of there before he found one that he liked. He's been with her for over 2 years now.

yeah i think my brother has been doing that, but is embarassed to tell me.:crazy:
 
where the hell were you going?! I have gone to many bars, and only once in college had a girl hit on me. only i was too stupid at the time, and assume she thought i was someone she knew:sigh:

Here's a tip. Go to the bar with chicks. Friends, sisters, cousins, whatever. Chances are chicks will flock to you and will be interested if they see you break away from the pack to go talk to them, they'll love you instantly.
 
Here's a tip. Go to the bar with chicks. Friends, sisters, cousins, whatever. Chances are chicks will flock to you and will be interested if they see you break away from the pack to go talk to them, they'll love you instantly.

hmm, except i have no sister, and no cousins my age within 90 miles... The female friends might be able to swing, but they aren't much of the bar scene or dancing...
 
hmm, except i have no sister, and no cousins my age within 90 miles... The female friends might be able to swing, but they aren't much of the bar scene or dancing...

Hire a bunch of hookers then.

Then you can tell the object of your desire "No, I'm not with one of those girls. They're just a bunch of whores."

barfo
 
Hire a bunch of hookers then.

Then you can tell the object of your desire "No, I'm not with one of those girls. They're just a bunch of whores."

barfo

i do have a trunk:devilwink: that reminds me of a joke, what's the difference between a dead hooker and a tuxedo? i don't have a tuxedo hanging in my closet! (too much?)
 
This reminds me of the Star Trek episode with the half black and half white people who hated each other because they were colored on opposite sides.

It seems from this thread that the men in LA are just good natured caring men and the women are cold hearted moronic sluts.

Yeah, that seems likely. :crazy:

What seems more likely to me is that the entire city and culture in LA is just a giant cesspool of human degradation and debauchery. Yeah, that's the ticket.
 

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