Imagine Coach Billups season.
New Blazers! we got this
1st game against Clips, Anfernee wrecks his thumb, missed 6 weeks.
Malcom, Scoot, Shaedon, you got this.
Robert Williams, you be Winslow. WHO? Justise Winslow, 6th man hustle guy, paint player. Pass it to Ant or Grant... wait, pass it to Malcom or Grant. Shoot some middies if you're open. Unfortunately, the Timelord goal to be Winslow lasted 6 games compared to 29.
Then Scoot tweaks something, then Malcom.. OK Shaedon and Skylar Mays, you got this. Peice of cake, in-Season tourney! Scoot's back!! They beat someone, Coach can really coach!
Then the losses began piling up. Malcolm's doing what he can. Scoot missed a few games, Ayton's knees start acting funny... hey we get Ant back soon.
Basketball !!! Weeee... Shaedon out for season. Ayton starts missing games. Duop. Moses, you're my guys. Moses breaks hand, done for awhile. Jabari !! 3rd string utility player, now Blazers full time starter !!
Basketball !!! ... Malcom taps out, done for season. Ayton starts getting his sea legs back, the new matress helps. Thybulle, where's Thybulle ? WHO? Matisse Thybulle, we got him in the Josh Hart trade. We did ?? Yes... but this rookie named Camara is playing better. Heck, the rookie from Iowa who can't shoot is playing better.
Basketball !!! Grant quits, then Thybulle, then Simons, ... Ashton Hagans you got this. Where's Minaya, go stand in the corner and jump at the rebounds.
final tally >> a very tired but very happy head coach. Happy the nightmare of another Joe Cronin "competitive" rebuilding season is finally over.