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Got booster yesterday and have not been this sick in a loooong time. Haven’t slept. Fever, headache. What a mess.
My wife had a really bad reaction. We were both jnj first then mix/match pfizer for the booster. Her lymph nodes were super swollen for like 3 days with muscle aches.

I was totally fine tho. Didnt even realize I had gotten it.
 
God To Ignore Quarantine And Continue Being Everywhere
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March 18th, 2020 - BabylonBee.com
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HEAVEN—The CDC now recommends that everyone stay home and avoid going out as much as possible. Despite this, reports are that God is breaking quarantine and going absolutely everywhere.

Hospitals, nursing homes, prisons -- wherever He is needed, God is going. He is reportedly visiting everyone and checking on everyone in this time of need and not using any amount of social distancing. God is said to be following the absolute best practices, though, and is at no risk of making people sick but only making people better.

“We have absolutely no control over the guy,” said CDC spokesman Jim Wells, “which is extremely frustrating. We want to remind you, though, that you’re not God, so please stay put in small groups.”

God is also reportedly trying to get people to stop hoarding toilet paper and instead put their treasures in Heaven. Treasures that don't include toilet paper.
 
God To Ignore Quarantine And Continue Being Everywhere
Health
March 18th, 2020 - BabylonBee.com
article-5778-2.jpg

HEAVEN—The CDC now recommends that everyone stay home and avoid going out as much as possible. Despite this, reports are that God is breaking quarantine and going absolutely everywhere.

Hospitals, nursing homes, prisons -- wherever He is needed, God is going. He is reportedly visiting everyone and checking on everyone in this time of need and not using any amount of social distancing. God is said to be following the absolute best practices, though, and is at no risk of making people sick but only making people better.

“We have absolutely no control over the guy,” said CDC spokesman Jim Wells, “which is extremely frustrating. We want to remind you, though, that you’re not God, so please stay put in small groups.”

God is also reportedly trying to get people to stop hoarding toilet paper and instead put their treasures in Heaven. Treasures that don't include toilet paper.

that image looks like a butthole.
 
I was a bit loopy the morning after my booster. Just a bit of trouble focusing. Maybe I just didn't sleep well... But that was it.

Moderna.
 
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Republican Congressman Jim Jordan announced "real America" is done with Covid. Like sexual assault allegations, ignore and it goes away. See how well that works.

And if you thought antivaxxers couldn't get crazier.....

First it was Vitamin C to prevent Covid and Epsom salts in the bath to undo vaccines. Ineffective but in themselves harmless.
Remember when Trump said drink bleach and inhale Lysol? They are now drinking and inhaling hydrogen peroxide. Very hazardous to lungs.
But wait, there's more! Magic Mud! For the low price of $125.00 for a small bag, you too can order special dirt from a site in Canada. Not even all American dirt! The antivaxxers claim it will prevent and cure COVID, presumably along with horse dewormer. Rub it on yourself, your children, even your dog. Some are eating it.
An actual lab tested Magic Mud. It contains dangerous levels of lead and arsenic. So if you are too healthy and pure blooded for vaccine, try lead and arsenic!
 
Trump never said drink bleach and inhale Lysol. Jesus.
Injecting disinfectant... Every time I watch that clip I'm expecting that it was somehow taken out of context.

Every time I'm shocked at how stupid of a person people will vote for as President... Incredible.
 
Injecting disinfectant... Every time I watch that clip I'm expecting that it was somehow taken out of context.

Every time I'm shocked at how stupid of a person people will vote for as President... Incredible.

People voted for Biden so I'm not shocked.
 
Got booster yesterday and have not been this sick in a loooong time. Haven’t slept. Fever, headache. What a mess.

I was sick after mine too. Lasted a day.
 
Is that because kids under five are unvaxxed?

i was just wondering the same thing. Children were the last to be able to be vaxxed right? And so likely many still arent?

Also not sure of the percent of. Vaxxed adults in South Africa.
 
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