OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting (2 Viewers)

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Hand sanitizer at PDX. 4 bucks a bottle


They are gouging anything with zinc. If you can find some at a store, buy it.

 

[jonnyboy]

GENOCIIIIIIDE!
America needs hysteria right now.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Starbucks is going to close their in store ordering and seating, they will be drive thru only.

I'm guessing by Wednesday every other national fast food chain will follow.

Not because they think it's the right thing to do, it's if someone does get sick inside one of their restaurants they will face increased liability for not taking steps that others did to keep the public safe.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

“Report says”

Got any more gems like this, chicken little? Shit was hilarious. Especially that thread title. Classic.

Deflect. Typical.

 

[jonnyboy]

Trump Attempts Genocide on the American People

No way around this:

LINK​

Reckless/Negligent Genocide.

Get the new hit single, “No Way Around This” in stores now.

 

[jonnyboy]

Deflect. Typical.

Truth hurts, huh Magpie?

Chill the F out big frank.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

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Get the new hit single, “No Way Around This” in stores now.

Address the article, would'ja?

Withholding testing kits is the right decision because?

Don't worry, I'll wait

 

[DUB]

Schools here are not closing yet because doing so may actually spread the virus more, infect the elderly, and cause a shortage of healthcare workers.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-03...-home-from-school-due-to-coronavirus/12058200

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[Rastapopoulos]

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Is this a joke? It is the dumbest thing I've ever read so I hope so.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Is this a joke? It is the dumbest thing I've ever read so I hope so.

The person making money by putting random people in his car, is upset that random people are getting close to each other. Wants them to quarantine, but isnt quarantining...

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

The person making money by putting random people in his car, is upset that random people are getting close to each other. Wants them to quarantine, but isnt quarantining...

Obviously expected renowned scientists and EMTs and government officials to use Uber during this scary time.

 

[calvin natt]

Is this a joke? It is the dumbest thing I've ever read so I hope so.

What’s dumb?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

What’s dumb?

Really?

 

[calvin natt]

Really?

Im missing what is the dumbest thing you’ve ever read is

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Im missing what is the dumbest thing you’ve ever read is

You just changed the rankings

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

A lot of people are going to miss financial payments and run short, especially those paycheck to paycheck.

It's going to be terrible.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Is this a joke? It is the dumbest thing I've ever read so I hope so.

I'm guessing this never happened and it's a scam to get people to venmo him money.

 

[calvin natt]

You just changed the rankings

so a guy who is trying to make a living, realizes he keeps driving people out to bars and it hits him that people are making this worse. He pulls over and stops taking riders and cries. That’s the dumbest thing ever?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Full thread was on twitter

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

so a guy who is trying to make a living, realizes he keeps driving people out to bars and it hits him that people are making this worse. He pulls over and stops taking riders and cries. That’s the dumbest thing ever?

No, you not seeing that there is no difference between him transmitting the combination airborne aids/herpes/colon cancer/ plague so he can make money and people wanting to party is the dumbest thing ever. The second dumbest thing ever is this....

https://sports.yahoo.com/jusuf-nurkic-did-vs-rockets-172748907.html

Between the two of you, you've knocked the Uber driver to third place.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Full thread was on twitter

I have to fix wrecked cars. Maybe they wrecked because they couldn't breathe from the virus. How do I get stupid people to give me money?

 

[calvin natt]

No, you not seeing that there is no difference between him transmitting the combination airborne aids/herpes/colon cancer/ plague so he can make money and people wanting to party is the dumbest thing ever. The second dumbest thing ever is this....

https://sports.yahoo.com/jusuf-nurkic-did-vs-rockets-172748907.html

Between the two of you, you've knocked the Uber driver to third place.

Okey dokey bodyman.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I have to fix wrecked cars. Maybe they wrecked because they couldn't breathe from the virus. How do I get stupid people to give me money?

ISNT THAT THE BASIS FOR YOUR WHOLE INDUSTRY?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Okey dokey bodyman.

Read the fucking article.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

ISNT THAT THE BASIS FOR YOUR WHOLE INDUSTRY?

What's funny is how many cars I've fixed over the years that smell like weed. The smell should cause your insurance to deny the claim.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Goddammit, up until that f'ing uber driver's BS my posts were the dumbest things Bodyman has ever read.

I WANT MY STATUS BACK!

VENMO ME MONEY!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

What's funny is how many cars I've fixed over the years that smell like weed. The smell should cause your insurance to deny the claim.

Everywhere in Vegas smells like weed now. Disgusting.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Goddammit, up until that f'ing uber driver's BS my posts were the dumbest things Bodyman has ever read.

I WANT MY STATUS BACK!

VENMO ME MONEY!

Ok, but I’ll need your banking info, and social.