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Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears
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I speak for all the Sly Dogs of the world.
And would just like to say, Fuck you humans!
Let me preface this by saying I know not all Sly Dogs are like this, but I have to say what I think about when I think about Sly Dogs.
Sly Dogs lick their own junk and smell other's butts. They eat feces and they go through bitch after bitch having bastard mutts that they don't support.
Outside of a rare forum mod (easiest job EVER) none of them have jobs or contribute to society. They shed hair everywhere, they smell and drink from toilets. They bark for no apparent reason except for the night a guy breaks into your car.
Basically Sly Dogs are all lazy bums and I hope they get CIV and then full blown AIDS.
Wait, did I mention I was only talking about Korean dogs?