OT Dick Measuring Contest

[noknobs]

 

[Natebishop3]

Weren’t you the mod who quit when the going got tough??? At least that’s the way I remember it……..whatever, it’s an accurate enough narrative.

When has the going ever gotten tough for mods? I quit because I was done with school and I didn't have time to moderate anymore. Plus it's more fun to be able to argue with donkeys like you.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Nice. I'm gonna need more though. Got a massive dingy.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Okay man. I didnt have one post moved.

i feel left out…

Yes you have....

Just not in this thread....

 

[Orion Bailey]

Yes you have....

Just not in this thread....

Mpffft. Well then what have you done for me lately???

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

When has the going ever gotten tough for mods? I quit because I was done with school and I didn't have time to moderate anymore. Plus it's more fun to be able to argue with donkeys like you.

Well, as long as we’re BOTH enjoying ourselves. I was a little worried that I was the only one……

 

[Natebishop3]

Mpffft. Well then what have you done for me lately???

Orion do you need me to call you a name so you can feel included?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Mpffft. Well then what have you done for me lately???

I'm not a mod.

Couldn't pay me enough of nothing for that job, FAMS!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

So much irony in this thread. Super thick.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

So much irony in this thread. Super thick.

Oh God. Now we are measuring girth too? I'm out.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Oh God. Now we are measuring girth too? I'm out.

Yes.

(I figured if anyone would pick up on that, it would be you. Besides, measuring girth works to your benefit, as cats have small barbed penises that are relatively wide.)

 

[Orion Bailey]

Orion do you need me to call you a name so you can feel included?

depends. I might like it and not feel insulted. Masochists are different folk…

 

[Natebishop3]

I'm not a mod.

Couldn't pay me enough of nothing for that job, FAMS!

I only became a mod so I could ban PapaG and Sly took that from me. I will never forgive him.

 

[Natebishop3]

depends. I might like it and not feel insulted. Masochists are different folk…

You're an old bowling shoe!

 

[Orion Bailey]

Yes.

(I figured if anyone would pick up on that, it would be you. Besides, measuring girth works to your benefit, as cats have small barbed penises that are relatively wide.)

you guys are gonna get my ass fired for laughing too loud in the office! Would you please cut this shit out??? Im serious!

 

[Orion Bailey]

You're an old bowling shoe!

ahh love the smell of old foot worn leather!!!

try harder.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

try harder.

that's the trick.

I bet it adds an inch.

 

[PDXFonz]

I don’t know, I mean it’s all going to depend on how people play.

It’s funny, if it works there are going to be a lot of people on the “get fucked” list; but if it doesn’t then it’s like “see I told you”.

I think because we haven’t seen any big names involved that is kind of deflating, because we are expecting something which would possibly put us over the top - like CJ for KAT.

Wait this isn’t the right thread for this….

 

[Orion Bailey]

that's the trick.

I bet it adds an inch.

i feel like we just backed ourselves into remedial reading!

 

[Lanny]

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day………..

For the last time, quit calling me a stopped clock. Is it because of my ticker?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Glad I'm in the Asian division

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Glad I'm in the Asian division

So is the cat. And the cat still took the division.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

So is the cat. And the cat still took the division.

 

[THE HCP]

Should we just move all the irrelevant posts to the Laker forum? Sounds like a good place for whining...

Post reported!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Post reported!

#poastedFAMS

 

[Chris Craig]

I just want it noted. No matter how hard i try to insert myself, im not a part of this!

No pun intended?

 

[Chris Craig]

NO ONE PUTS BABY IN A CORNER!

Or moves my posts. I demand to speak to the manager !

Walk away from the computer....walks back

Yes, can I help you?

FTFY

 

[Duckhook]

I come here to read fan opinions and the continual Olshey-bashing gets old... especially when it drives so many posters' underlying theme in the majority of their posts. There are only a handful of what we would call a "blockbluster" trade in the NBA each year. Short of trading Lillard, we're not going to be a part of any "blockbuster" trade with the assets we currently have. The sooner everyone can temper their expectations to what's actually reality (both ours and other owners' inflated value of their trade assets), the more this board can become constructive IMO. I like the pieces we have and think the coaching change will be a greater gain than we think.

Flame away...

I gotta say, I don't see what caused my post to be relegated to this thread. I get the general sense of butt hurt the thread devolved into, but in my 11 years of being in S2 this is the first time I've ever had this happen to. It is what it is, but coming from someone who works in media and understands selective free speech enforcement, I put my post relegation down as bullshit. Thanks

 

[Chris Craig]

These aren't "hot takes." There are a lot of people on this board who agree with me. The board is split pretty evenly on the current status of the team. This is a personal issue where some of these guys don't like me. Not the opinion. They don't like me. Someone else could post the exact same thing and these goofballs wouldn't say a thing. So yes, I would appreciate it if they would address my posts and the content rather than call me a cry baby or a whiner or whatever the fuck else their Neanderthal brains can come up with.

Look, opinions are like lips and assholes everyone's got them and they are different. Some posters arent going to agree or like your opinions. If someone attacks you, report that shit and the mods will take care of it. Retaliating just causes a shit show.

 

[Chris Craig]

There are plenty of people on this forum who are as smart or smarter than me.

You're just not one of them.

Dude