OT Dick Measuring Contest

[Orion Bailey]

No pun intended?

you know im a jokester on here more often than people realize. I just suck at it. Lol.

 

[Chris Craig]

I gotta say, I don't see what caused my post to be relegated to this thread. I get the general sense of butt hurt the thread devolved into, but in my 11 years of being in S2 this is the first time I've ever had this happen to. It is what it is, but coming from someone who works in media and understands selective free speech enforcement, I put my post relegation down as bullshit. Thanks

Sorry, your post just got selected by mistake. It wasn't part of the chaos. It will be moved back.

Edit: It was moved because it was in reply to a post that was moved.

 

[Duckhook]

Sorry, your post just got selected by mistake. It wasn't part of the chaos. It will be moved back.

Thank you CC… I really appreciate it. My faith in our little corner of the interweb is restored.

PS: I had a great day and am really stoked by this signing and seeing people fall back on other deep-seeded issues was taxing and took away from my sheer happiness for our team. Sorry for going full butt hurt on my response here… I thought I was being lumped into everything else that was happening in that thread. I really do appreciate the response since you really didn’t need to do anything and you took the time to respond. For that I’m grateful. Thanks again. Drinks on me if we ever met up!

 

[Natebishop3]

Look, opinions are like lips and assholes everyone's got them and they are different. Some posters are going to agree or like your opinions. If someone attacks you, report that shit and the mods will take care of it. Retaliating just causes a shit show.

Reporting it and having it deleted does nothing.

 

[Lanny]

you know im a jokester on here more often than people realize. I just suck at it. Lol.

It's not how you're successful at things in life, it's that you try.
Which reminds me, it's not the decisions we make when it's easy that's the mark of an adult, it's the decisions we make when they're hard.

 

[Lanny]

Reporting it and having it deleted does nothing.

Wrong, it gets us back on a productive path.

 

[Phatguysrule]

Am I doing this right?

 

[Phatguysrule]

Oh God. Now we are measuring girth too? I'm out.

Yes.

(I figured if anyone would pick up on that, it would be you. Besides, measuring girth works to your benefit, as cats have small barbed penises that are relatively wide.)

Totally...

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Totally...

Shhhhhh. Don't out me like that bro.

 

[Voodoo]

I am very unimpressed, I can’t believe I made it through this entire thread and not one dick was measured. Talk about false advertising!

 

[SlyPokerCat]

I am very unimpressed, I can’t believe I made it through this entire thread and not one dick was measured. Talk about false advertising!

$50 and i'll send you a dick pic.

 

[Natebishop3]

$50 and i'll send you a dick pic.

I'll do it for free!

 

[SlyPokerCat]

I'll do it for free!

 

[Natebishop3]

You're just envious of the sheer size of my Dick.

 

[Lanny]

I am very unimpressed, I can’t believe I made it through this entire thread and not one dick was measured. Talk about false advertising!

I have an excuse. Mine is entirely too massive to measure.

 

[Lanny]

You're just envious of the sheer size of my Dick.

You wish.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I have an excuse. Mine is entirely too massive to measure.

meaning the massive amounts of magnification required for such an observation has yet to be invented/developed?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I am very unimpressed, I can’t believe I made it through this entire thread and not one dick was measured. Talk about false advertising!

just because nothing was actually posted doesn’t mean some of these basement-dwelling mouth-breathers didn’t actually take the time to measure themselves (or each other). two very different things, FAMS!

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[MickZagger]

The ladies call me Girth Brooks for a reason

 

[Chris Craig]

The ladies call me Girth Brooks for a reason

You got a friend in lower places?

 

[barfo]

The ladies call me Girth Brooks for a reason

Because your suits are wider than they are tall?

barfo

 

[ABM]

You got a friend in lower places?

Party on!

 

[Lanny]

just because nothing was actually posted doesn’t mean some of these basement-dwelling mouth-breathers didn’t actually take the time to measure themselves (or each other). two very different things, FAMS!

What I do in mom's basement stays in mom's basement.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

What I do in mom's basement stays in mom's basement.

“mom’s basement”?

Is that what you’re calling “it”?

 

[Lanny]

“mom’s basement”?

Is that what you’re calling “it”?

Why not? You're gullible or that's what your shrink is telling everyone down at the neighborhood bar.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Jesus wins the contest!

 

[RR7]

Jesus wins the contest!

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Jesus wins the contest!

You are soooooo going to hell……..

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You are soooooo going to hell……..

Found the Moses and his staff fan ^^^