OT Dick Measuring Contest

[crandc]

Seen one, seen 'em all.

 

[Chris Craig]

Jesus wins the contest!

Is that actually in a church sonewhere?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Is that actually in a church sonewhere?

 

[crandc]

Jesus and Mary look awfully white.

 

[Lanny]

Seen one, seen 'em all.

That's what he says.

 

[Chris Craig]

Oh, it's suppose to be his leg. That is terribly done.

 

[Natebishop3]

Jesus and Mary look awfully white.

That can’t be because white doesn't exist!

 

[dviss1]

Jesus wins the contest!

Who the fuck is that dude? He's certainly not Jesus...

 

[dviss1]

That can’t be because white doesn't exist!

You say some dumb shit and prove that you don't learn or listen...

White certainly exists... Y'all invented it... Just like y'all invented black...

 

[dviss1]

@Natebishop3 out here like:

 

[Orion Bailey]

Is that actually in a church sonewhere?

Is that Mary’s chain?

 

[crandc]

European artists persistently depicted Bronze Age Middle Eastern people with pale skin, blue eyes, light hair. Their bias

 

[Lanny]

European artists persistently depicted Bronze Age Middle Eastern people with pale skin, blue eyes, light hair. Their bias

Jesus was Middle Eastern.

 

[dviss1]

Jesus was Middle Eastern.

There are no white people in the bible.

"White" is purely an American Exceptionalist construct and concept.

 

[crandc]

Jesus was Middle Eastern.

Obviously!

 

[Lanny]

Obviously!

Not so obvious to the ill informed of which there are a heap.

 

[tlongII]

Who cares what is in the Bible? It's a Science Fantasy book.

 

[Lanny]

Who cares what is in the Bible? It's a Science Fantasy book.

To answer your question, I care.

 

[Phatguysrule]

Who cares what is in the Bible? It's a Science Fantasy book.

I also thought the Andy Weir's 'Project Hail Mary' was good...

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

So..... who won the contest?

Asking for a friend...

 

[Shaboid]

So..... who won the contest?

Asking for a friend...

It wasn't me, that's for sure. Hung like a tuna can over here.

 

[Lanny]

So..... who won the contest?

Asking for a friend...

No one wins those. Everyone's a loser including the casual reader hoping to find an interesting discussion, unless, of course, one likes seeing dick's displayed. I'm with crandc on the answer to that one.

 

[Phatguysrule]

So, who won? I’m extremely doubtful that any of you can even see your own penis to measure it. Probably hasn’t been able to see it in decades.

It's getting close with the covid-19 I've added to my mid section...

 

[Natebishop3]

So, who won? I’m extremely doubtful that any of you can even see your own penis to measure it. Probably hasn’t been able to see it in decades.

Are we talkin soft or hard because I'm a grower, now a shower.

 

[Lanny]

So, who won? I’m extremely doubtful that any of you can even see your own penis to measure it. Probably hasn’t been able to see it in decades.

I can't measure mine because it's too massive. It would break the scale.

 

[Chris Craig]

I can't measure mine because it's too massive. It would break the scale.

Yeah, you were disqualified

 

[Natebishop3]

I can't measure mine because it's too massive. It would break the scale.

Why is it so hard to find a picture of a miniature scale!?!?! Foiled again.

 

[RR7]

Why is it so hard to find a picture of a miniature scale!?!?! Foiled again.

I gotcha

 

[Lanny]

Why is it so hard to find a picture of a miniature scale!?!?! Foiled again.

Aha, so you're the peeping Tom in our neighborhood.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Aha, so you're the peeping Tom in our neighborhood.

it’s “peeping Nate”, lanny.