Tech Eat Your Hearts Out

[Hoopguru]

I use my phone for making me money. It might cost 799 but helps bring in another 50k so that's the cost of making money.

Now thats capital!

 

[riverman]

I've been saying for quite some time that men should only be allowed to carry a phone if their penis is longer than the phone.

Also men who wear gauge earrings should be limited to diamter of aforementioned junk.

Then women would be able to tell who to skip in the dating world.

I don't want to have to carry my Kindle Fire everywhere if that happens

 

[Further]

Could you come and teach all my broke ass in-laws how to do this? They all have brand new phones which they use to text me asking to borrow money.

Drive Uber on the side. My phone and car are my Uber/lyft office. Tonight since it’s New Years I’m going to shoot for $700. Never made That before but this is my first NYE

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I don't want to have to carry my Kindle Fire everywhere if that happens

I hadn't thought about it at the time but I just gave away a FIFTY inch plasma tv. Didn't have a cell phone antenna anyway so it doesn't matter

 

[MarAzul]

I use my phone for making me money. It might cost 799 but helps bring in another 50k so that's the cost of making money.

I think most phones have the option for opening it with a finger scan.

Do you receive orders via phone?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I've been saying for quite some time that men should only be allowed to carry a phone if their penis is longer than the phone.

Also men who wear gauge earrings should be limited to diamter of aforementioned junk.

Then women would be able to tell who to skip in the dating world.

I'm gonna need that flip smartphone to come out ASAP...

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm gonna need that flip smartphone to come out ASAP...

You're gonna need an IPod shuffle retrofitted with a phone system

 

[julius]

Do you receive orders via phone?

I assume you meant that only for further?

 

[riverman]

Do you receive orders via phone?

well sure...I have a wife

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sorry, I didn't know that. I don't have a finger sized penis.

Sorry to hear hear about your micropenis Julius, I guess you could put a little lube in the headphone jack hole.

 

[MarAzul]

I assume you meant that only for further?

Yeah. Don't even know how or why I flagged you.

 

[julius]

Yeah. Don't even know how or why I flagged you.

you probably wanted to tell me I'm a blistering idiot and forgot?

 

[MarAzul]

Sorry to hear hear about your micropenis Julius, I guess you could put a little lube in the headphone jack hole.

I assume you meant that only for further?

But I am glad it is Sly to tag you with this one.

 

[julius]

Sorry to hear hear about your micropenis Julius, I guess you could put a little lube in the headphone jack hole.

project much?

 

[julius]

But I am glad it is Sly to tag you with this one.

AAAh, I know what it is. You quoted me and it went into the reply option, and for some reason it stayed there.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

project much?

He projects to the first ring on the headphone jack most likely.

SlyMonoDog

 

[barfo]

Sorry to hear hear about your micropenis Julius, I guess you could put a little lube in the headphone jack hole.

Is that why the latest iPhones don't sell as well? No headphone jack for the endowment impaired?

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Nokia's five-camera phone will include an in-screen fingerprint reader
The Nokia 9 PureView will be full of tricks.

https://www.engadget.com/2018/12/31/nokia-9-pureview-leak/

 

[Lanny]

I think most phones have the option for opening it with a finger scan.

Not my Galaxy 7 Edge or at least not that I know of.
The fingerprint thing is new to me on a smart phone. My gym has had that feature for years, though.