F' EVAN TURNER

[B-Roy]

Fuck Evan Turner for being one of the worst Blazers in the last decade.

Fuck Neil Olshey for giving him a contract that literally everyone knew would be shit and unmovable.

Fuck Terry Stotts for playing him 25+ undeserved MPG.

 

[BonesJones]

We get outscored by 12 points when hes on the court.

Facts.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Neil envisioned him as our Draymond Green when he offered him that absurd contract.

Thanks Neil, you ruined my life!

 

[hoopsjock]

I'm so sick of watching him play.

 

[calvin natt]

Least favorite Blazer Of all time.

 

[BonesJones]

Least favorite Blazer Of all time.

He's #2. He's a tier below Felton for me.

 

[Strenuus]

He's #2. He's a tier below Felton for me.

I made two tiers. One where I just don't like the attitude of the person (Felton is #1), and then just hate the game of the player (TURNER IS #1 and it's not even close lol) And to make matters worse, I defended Turner for awhile. But it's too obvious now.

 

[TBpup]

Is there any way Brad Stevens would want him back?

 

[tiredhunter]

Felton is 2-3 tiers seperated from everyone else. I'd put Crawford inbetween Felton and Turner still.

 

[BonesJones]

Felton is 2-3 tiers seperated from everyone else. I'd put Crawford inbetween Felton and Turner still.

At least Crawford was a good guy and generally good player that happened to end up in a bad situation.

I've seen some bad, very lewd stuff from ET in IG comments that paints him in a bad light. He's also a bad player in a good situation with a very questionable work ethic whos never improved any of his weaknesses.

 

[Five Second Violation]

Least favorite Blazer Of all time.

In terms of guys who just sucked and weren't locker room cancers, he's #1 for me.

 

[Chris Craig]

I can't wait till he is gone. Get that piece of shit off the team. Bench his ass till he is gone. Neil fucked up and he needs to take responsibilty. Eat the contract and ride him. Play Layman instead. We will start winning games.

 

[wizenheimer]

you have to hand it to Olshey...he really likes to double down on his mistakes

* he matches the asinine offer sheet to Allen Crabbe; basically pays him nearly 40 million for 1 year of below average basketball; then trades him to Brooklyn so the Blazers can carry a 2.9M/year blot on salary cap for 7 years

* against all reason he reportedly offers Meyers a 15M/year deal...which Meyers refuses; a year later after Meyers has a mediocre season, Olshey gives Meyers a 10M/year deal; 2 years later in a move that opens up minutes for Meyers, but doesn't help the team, Olshey lets Ed Davis walk...but his boy Meyers has opportunity to "space the floor"

* against all reason, Olshey bids against himself and offers Turner a ridiculous contract. Turner is so giddy about the loopy offer he calls his friend Iggy to tell him about it and Iggy tells him to sign immediately. It become quickly obvious that Turner is a poor player and a square peg in a round hole league. So what does Olshey do? By his own words, he designs a bench around the talents of Turner....and look how that is turning out

sorry, I know this thread is about Turner, but I don't blame Turner for what he is as much as a blame the architect of the situation that forces us to watch Turner every game

 

[LuckyShot]

Neil envisioned him as out Draymond Green when he offered him that absurd contract.

Thanks Neil, you ruined my life!

Now we realize Green is overrated as fuck and we already have the budget version of him in Aminu.

 

[tykendo]

To me, he looks like he's got old before our eyes. Maybe he's not healthy. He's lacking explosiveness to the hoop, and missing all those lowpost shots he use to make. He looks uber stiff out there. I don't think he's as bad as some in here since he's been here, but he's struggling bad this year.

 

[BlazerBeav]

Just saw that Collins now has a total of ONE point in THREE GAMES versus the Warriors. Not getting it done.

 

[riverman]

Is there any way Brad Stevens would want him back?

Thibs loves him...to the Wolves would be possible...Pops would love him as well

 

[Labinot41]

One of the worst Player i have ever seen. Not even worth the Minimum. I can't wait for 2020

 

[TBpup]

Thibs loves him...to the Wolves would be possible...Pops would love him as well

Hopefully....

 

[Bruno_Sabino]

He’s horrible, simply doesn’t fit. Napier was way better. He just can’t play, he’s a TO machine

 

[blazerkor]

Fuck Evan Turner for being one of the worst Blazers in the last decade.

Fuck Neil Olshey for giving him a contract that literally everyone knew would be shit and unmovable.

Fuck Terry Stotts for playing him 25+ undeserved MPG.

ET should be traded for bad contracts that make more sense on this team. That's all I have to say about him.

 

[blue9]

To me, he looks like he's got old before our eyes. Maybe he's not healthy. He's lacking explosiveness to the hoop, and missing all those lowpost shots he use to make. He looks uber stiff out there. I don't think he's as bad as some in here since he's been here, but he's struggling bad this year.

This year? No, he's struggled since we signed him. He was never all that good to begin with, but he (a) played under a good coach who had a decent system, and (b) he was playing in the developmental league...er, I mean Eastern Conference. That mediocre shit doesn't work in the Western Conference. I'm always leery of signing/trading for someone from the East who isn't an amazing player.

 

[stampedehero]

Fuck Evan Turner for being one of the worst Blazers in the last decade.

Fuck Neil Olshey for giving him a contract that literally everyone knew would be shit and unmovable.

Fuck Terry Stotts for playing him 25+ undeserved MPG.

You are obviously offended. I view him as mediocre at best. His signing was really stupid. I wish Neil warm beer for life.

 

[stampedehero]

Thibs loves him...to the Wolves would be possible...Pops would love him as well

Watch Out! With our luck he will turn into a superstar in Minnesota.

 

[HailBlazers]

His signing was really stupid. I wish Neil warm beer for life.

Damn, that's Cold.

 

[stampedehero]

you have to hand it to Olshey...he really likes to double down on his mistakes

* he matches the asinine offer sheet to Allen Crabbe; basically pays him nearly 40 million for 1 year of below average basketball; then trades him to Brooklyn so the Blazers can carry a 2.9M/year blot on salary cap for 7 years

* against all reason he reportedly offers Meyers a 15M/year deal...which Meyers refuses; a year later after Meyers has a mediocre season, Olshey gives Meyers a 10M/year deal; 2 years later in a move that opens up minutes for Meyers, but doesn't help the team, Olshey lets Ed Davis walk...but his boy Meyers has opportunity to "space the floor"

* against all reason, Olshey bids against himself and offers Turner a ridiculous contract. Turner is so giddy about the loopy offer he calls his friend Iggy to tell him about it and Iggy tells him to sign immediately. It become quickly obvious that Turner is a poor player and a square peg in a round hole league. So what does Olshey do? By his own words, he designs a bench around the talents of Turner....and look how that is turning out

sorry, I know this thread is about Turner, but I don't blame Turner for what he is as much as a blame the architect of the situation that forces us to watch Turner every game

This could be a" I hate Neil for keeping Turner, offering Crabbe the house and giving away Ed" thread.

 

[stampedehero]

We get outscored by 12 points when hes on the court.

Facts.

It's like keeping your despicable ex daughter in law in the house because your wife loves our son. Fact.

 

[Haakzilla]

Hopefully....

...it would require taking on Dieng's contract, but I am not so sure that's worse than Turner's at this point -- what else can we squeeze out of a deal with Minne?!

I'd probably think about this for a hard minute before accepting...

http://www.espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=y8snnrtn

 

[LayneStaley]

Turner>Felton

That said they are both total pukes, Felton had the worse attitude of the two while Turner wins the contract category. Their play is a wash imo. I’m giving ET the slight edge because he seems to be liked and I’d rather have a talentless blackhole on my team than a cancer spreading through the locker room.

 

[wizenheimer]

Turner>Felton

That said they are both total pukes, Felton had the worse attitude of the two while Turner wins the contract category. Their play is a wash imo. I’m giving ET the slight edge because he seems to be liked and I’d rather have a talentless blackhole on my team than a cancer spreading through the locker room.

maybe, but for internet comedians, Felton was a vast ocean of opportunity