F' EVAN TURNER

[James lamphear]

I really blame olshey on a lot of the problems we have now. This guy has no clue how to put a team together. Last 2 year draft didn't make sense. Last year draft 2 shooter one out of high school. Year before 2 big man one I think will be decent in Zach and the other one taking up space on the bench. Over paying players that one dimensional or just blame sucks. They to tear it down as soon as possible. Dame Nurk Collins the only players I wouldn't have on tradable player. The reason I say Zach I think he can decent if had a play maker that play with him. They need build from there. But the first would be Olshey because we already know he doesn't no how to put a team together.

 

[Propagandist]

One of the worst Player i have ever seen. Not even worth the Minimum. I can't wait for 2020

2020, when Olshey resigns him?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

2020, when Olshey resigns him?

Yes doctor this is the post that made me emotionally unstable...

 

[wizenheimer]

Yes doctor this is the post that made me emotionally unstable...

you're spending lots of time on an over-reactive sports forum where people gnash their teeth about a missed shot and go ballistic over a turnover. That already seems to fit the definition of unstable

you should be spending more time on pornhub like normal people

 

[hoopsjock]

you're spending lots of time on an over-reactive sports forum where people gnash their teeth about a missed shot and go ballistic over a turnover. That already seems to fit the definition of unstable

you should be spending more time on pornhub like normal people

You don't usually have both pages open?

 

[beast blazer]

Olshey has offered big contracts to a lot of guys that we fortunately did not end up getting. He's just shut in the fA market. It seems that he was just desparate to sign someone.

 

[kjironman1]

Is there any way Brad Stevens would want him back?

Like a half price buy back special?

 

[SIeepwalker]

Damn, that's Cold.

Warm, actually

 

[SIeepwalker]

...it would require taking on Dieng's contract, but I am not so sure that's worse than Turner's at this point -- what else can we squeeze out of a deal with Minne?!

I'd probably think about this for a hard minute before accepting...

http://www.espn.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=y8snnrtn

Ew, no fucking way

 

[wizenheimer]

You don't usually have both pages open?

I can multi-task on some things; like driving and thinking about dinner; or drinking a beer and thinking about switching to scotch; or listening to my wife talk about her day while wondering how much new tires for my van would cost

but some things require focus

 

[SlyPokerDog]

ET may not be a great player but he is a hilarious interview. Did anyone hear him tonight on the post game with Wheels? The guy cracks me up.

 

[calvin natt]

ET may not be a great player but he is a hilarious interview. Did anyone hear him tonight on the post game with Wheels? The guy cracks me up.

He sounds like a deaf person talking. Like his actual voice.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

He sounds like a deaf person talking. Like his actual voice.

He sounds like Shock G's little brother to me.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Not a fan of his game. However, the best course of action is to probably to let his contract expire in 1.5 years.

 

[SIeepwalker]

ET may not be a great player but he is a hilarious interview. Did anyone hear him tonight on the post game with Wheels? The guy cracks me up.

Great, too bad we hired him as a basketball player

 

[jlprk]

ET may not be a great player but he is a hilarious interview. Did anyone hear him tonight on the post game with Wheels? The guy cracks me up.

That's why the Boston media loved him. When we tell Nets fans, "Everyone loves Ed Davis," they smile and expect a scintillating personality. Davis can hardly talk.

 

[bobf]

I knew he sucked before even watching him play. He had one of the worst RPMs in the NBA. Consistently over many seasons. That hasn't changed as a Blazer. Then I watched as Evan "My Turn" Turner periodically dribbled down the floor and proceeded to go 1 on 5, because, well, it was his turn. It turned my stomach.

PS. This guy knows:

 

[jlprk]

PS. This guy knows:

Anyone have a list of free agents we got from Boston, like Turner? Here are the trades. We should never have given up Trent Plaisted.

https://www.basketball-reference.com/friv/trades.fcgi?f1=POR&f2=BOS

 

[wizenheimer]

He sounds like a deaf person talking. Like his actual voice.

separated at birth, you decide:

 

[oldmangrouch]

separated at birth, you decide:

So, Turner is only animated because he has a hand up his backside? I can see that.

 

[barfo]

So with about 3 minutes left in the Sixers game, the TV announcers were chatting with a woman who I assume was the sideline reporter and seemed to be talking about pot, and that Turner had never tried it. And one of them said something along the lines of 'well, that leaves more for the rest of us'. Did I hear that right? I know it's legal now but it was a little more upfront than I expected.

barfo

 

[dviss1]

We get outscored by 12 points when hes on the court.

Facts.

How'd Jimmy Butler do last game?

 

[dviss1]

You don't usually have both pages open?

Right!?! It's free!!

 

[dviss1]

Now we realize Green is overrated as fuck and we already have the budget version of him in Aminu.

Aminu and Green's games are nothing alike offensively IMO.

 

[BonesJones]

How'd Jimmy Butler do last game?

What does that have to do with anything? What are you trying to say?

 

[dviss1]

What does that have to do with anything? What are you trying to say?

Turner locked him up last game.

 

[dviss1]

What does that have to do with anything? What are you trying to say?

I really think Turner gets too bad a rap in here. I'm really trying to imagine our 2nd unit functioning without him.

 

[THE HCP]

separated at birth, you decide:

Hey bro, I believe he had some sort of accident when he was a child and that's why his voice is like that.

 

[calvin natt]

So with about 3 minutes left in the Sixers game, the TV announcers were chatting with a woman who I assume was the sideline reporter and seemed to be talking about pot, and that Turner had never tried it. And one of them said something along the lines of 'well, that leaves more for the rest of us'. Did I hear that right? I know it's legal now but it was a little more upfront than I expected.

barfo

It was pie. Not pot. The dude hasn’t had pie.

 

[BonesJones]

Turner locked him up last game.

Okay? What does that have to do with the fact that were outscored by 12 points per 100 possessions when hes on the floor?