Game Thread GAME 77: BLAZERS @ TIMBERWOLVES - APRIL 3, 2017 - MONDAY, 4:00 PM (PST), CSNNW

[jlprk]

Our second postponement in 2 months (Jan. 7, in Portland vs. Detroit).

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

why didn't they play at University of minnesota arena?

 

[jonnyboy]

What a joke. Fix your shit, minny.

 

[Nhawz]

Postponed till when?

 

[Troy.Ave]

why didn't they play at University of minnesota arena?

It was being used. They were actually headed there and realized the arena is being used

 

[jlprk]

This raises a conundrum among S2's powers-that-be. Will this game thread be postponed, or will a new one be started anew? Notice their current absence from this thread? Denny and the moderators are in a confab as we speak to resolve this crisis.

 

[Haakzilla]

 

[ripcityboy]

Just play a game of poker with the final player's team calling it a victory. Not worth humping all their luggage back to Fargo-land for a redo.

 

[illmatic99]

Pretty pathetic for a pro arena. No wonder they are the laughingstock of the league

 

[Pinwheel1]

Postponed till when?

Well they both have a home game on the 1st, with the following game on the 4th. So do we want a back to back on the 2nd or the 3rd? (We play a@Utah on the 4th and then home against the wolves on the 6th)

I say the 3rd. We will lose in Utah regardless, so who cares if it is a back to back.

 

[BigGameDamian]

Postponed till when?

For a day when there is a back 2 back.

 

[handiman]

We should have the make-up date be during the post-season, just in case neither team makes it, then they won't feel left out.

 

[Pinwheel1]

I think Dame is in reverse tank mode. He wants to postpone the game until ET is back.

 

[BigGameDamian]

I think Dame is in reverse tank mode. He wants to postpone the game until ET is back.

Well unfortunately Dame doesn't make the decisions.

 

[Pinwheel1]

Well unfortunately Dame doesn't make the decisions.

You do know I was joking, right?

 

[jlprk]

This raises a conundrum among S2's powers-that-be. Will this game thread be postponed, or will a new one be started anew? Notice their current absence from this thread? Denny and the moderators are in a confab as we speak to resolve this crisis.

See, the problem is the budget. Denny budgeted for a lot of revenue tonight from this thread, which would have been the usual huge budget-buster, from which he pays Darkwebs his $500 fee for the opening graphics. But now Denny has big decisions. If he goes with a new game thread when the game is made up, he has to pay Darkwebs to come up with new graphics, and Darkwebs with his limited imagination might not like having to repeat his work and calling his cartoonist friends for inspiration. So Denny might have to tip him a bonus in addition to the usual fee, and the quality won't be as good since Darkwebs already used up the ideas he had planned last summer for the Wolves games. Darkwebs goes into hibernation in the summer like winter mold under a rock to plan out all the games for the next season. So Denny not only has to break the bank, but he has a morale problem. Denny, I recommend that you just maintain this same thread for the postponed game, and just take the criticism that will come with it. You have my word that I will go light on you and not harp on it on and on.

 

[e_blazer]

I think Dame is in reverse tank mode. He wants to postpone the game until ET is back.

Not to mention making tomorrow's game not a back to back. It's nefarious how he's anti-tanking.

 

[jlprk]

I ran to the bank this afternoon because there was a 5 pm game. I risked death in rush hour. I should sue the arena in Minnesota. Now I have 2 hours to contemplate my navel. I know. I'll write 10,000 words and post it here. But that wouldn't satisfy my fans. They would just demand more writing from me. So I'd better not whet their appetites. I know. I'll fill up on Doritos. Yeah. I'm okay now.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I remember back in the day we had a game here delayed because the parquet floor had too big of cracks in it....

Ever play on the St. Therese Belgium Waffle court though?

 

[SheedSoNasty]

You do know I was joking, right?

No one has flipped on his humor switch yet.

 

[riverman]

I should sue the arena in Minnesota

Why when you could just sue them from Bellingham?

 

[KingSpeed]

There goes our 10 out of final 12 at home to end season

 

[THE HCP]

Just got to our hotel in OKC.....

 

[MarAzul]

Condensation?
Ice under the court?
Who ass did the can?

 

[barfo]

Condensation?
Ice under the court?
Who ass did the can?

10,000 years from now some future archeologist will discover this and think that it is some form of religious poetry.

The prophet MarAzul has spoken: Who ass did the can?

barfo

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

10,000 years from now some future archeologist will discover this and think that it is some form of religious poetry.

The prophet MarAzul has spoken: Who ass did the can?

barfo

Yeah, it's practically Nostradamus.

 

[jlprk]

Maybe he meant, whose ass did the can, as in, who took a shit. It's just an educated guess. I might be wrong.

 

[BonesJones]

Sure I will take that bet. At least one of your top 9 of Tatum, Jackson, Ball, Fultz, Smith, Isaac, Markannen, Fox, and Monk will go 10th or later. I don't want to take your money (I have been in College, it can be rough) though so lets bet something like winner gets to choose losers avatar for the whole season. Only stipulation is it can't be nudity or too highly inappropriate for the forum. We will let Sly be the judge.

That's too long lol. Maybe for a week or a month lol.

 

[stampedehero]

Lets tweet a blame on the Minnesota Wild

 

[KeepOnRollin]

That's too long lol. Maybe for a week or a month lol.

Ok, for the month of November next Season.