Game Thread GAME# 78: BLAZERS @ JAZZ - APRIL 4, 2017 - TUESDAY, 6:00 PM (PDT), CSNNW

[BigGameDamian]

This...is...why...we...lost...

Once the players saw @HCP they couldn't get that image out of their heads.

He needs to take a leak.

 

[rotary111]

This...is...why...we...lost...

Once the players saw @HCP they couldn't get that image out of their heads.

Either he's trying to hide his stiffy or he's embarrassed because he's wearing Capri's.

He gets bonus points for having a cup that says Huge Ass Beer!

 

[BonesJones]

Those dudes are scrubs

My theory is Mike Malone is underrated

Those dudes aren't scrubs. All of them would be the Blazers 4th best player.

I know that's your theory. I've heard you say it nearly 20 times.

 

[oldfisherman]

This...is...why...we...lost...

Once the players saw @HCP they couldn't get that image out of their heads.

That’s HCP?
I thought is it was Rosie O’Donnell. Silly me, she has longer legs.

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

We were out-rebounded 47-28. I didn't even realize Harkless was in the game until I read in the box score that he played 26 minutes.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

"The plane! The plane!"

 

[THE HCP]

For your information FAMS..... those officially licensed NBA practice capris!!!!!!
And that us Iced Tea in my Bourbon Street issued The Ass Beer cup.

Thought I'd do my Allen Crabbe Instagram pose.

 

[Mediocre Man]

If there is an iota of a chance we get to see more Nurk this season, I'm taking it. I just want to see the big fella play.

Bullshit. Let that bone heal. No reason to rush him back

 

[Mediocre Man]

The difference is picking 13 vs 16. Who cares.

The team drafting Devin Booker instead of Terry Rozier cares.

Nurk was the 16th pick, but you can draft him 13th. You can't draft him 17th.

Those few picks can really make a huge impact on your team if you get the pick right.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I literally don't understand. We look like a top 5 team with Nurk and a bottom 5 team without him.

It's not hard to understand. We have ZERO presence inside on both ends of the floor without Nurk. Even teams without a true center like GS and Cleveland have guys like Green and Lebron to throw the ball into.

 

[Mediocre Man]

This...is...why...we...lost...

Once the players saw @HCP they couldn't get that image out of their heads.

Do the Blazers make you buy an extra seat?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Pretending fat equals bad....

Portland is like the Atkins diet. They were fat, started the atkins diet with Nurk, got in great shape, then stopped and gained more weight back than they started with

 

[Blazers Roy]

The difference is picking 13 vs 16. Who cares.

I care.
Devin Booker was picked at #13 (Rozier at #16).

 

[Blazers Roy]

I literally don't understand. We look like a top 5 team with Nurk and a bottom 5 team without him.

Like Memphis Grizzlies and Marc Gasol.