Gonna kill my Neighbor's Dog!!!

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This little furball piece of ****!!!

All it does is bark all ****ing day! ALL ****ING DAY!!!!

My dad owns the apartment complex I live at. When he bought it three years ago there were tenants with pets already. He notified them that while the pets you already had were okay there were to be no new pets. Any future tenants also were not allowed to have pets. There are many reasons as a landlord you dont want to have to deal with pets in your complex.

This ****ing ***** who lives next to me with her fat *** daughter already had a cat which was fine...But then 6 months ago they decided to get a little furball of a dog. When my dad found out he sent them an email pretty much saying WTF??? They responded saying "since the dog was about the same size as the cat they thought it didnt matter" and "we're so sorry, we didnt know"...Are you ****ing kidding me?!? Read the lease dumb *****!

Now all this dog is bark all ****ing day!! Ive told those *****es about it and they gave me a bull**** sob story and said they were going to rectify the problem no matter what it took...training, closing all their windows when they leave....whatever. Well guess what Im listening to while I type this?!? I want to grab that dog by the neck and slam it to the ground!!(I could never do that but...)

When the ***** was talking to me she told me to "please dont tell your dad"...She knows she'll get evicted if I do and I know that too, so I havent told him yet. Im too ****ing nice to this *****.

The only sound recording device I have is the video capabilities on my digital camera so I went outside to record the sound. The video is being uploaded to youtube as we speak and Ill post it here when its done. I swear to god this dog stops for only 3 seconds at a time to catch its breath to bark some more.

I guess my dad will find out himself when he comes to check on his property and hears this furball barking non stop...I cant wait until these whores are gone with their black cat and piece of **** dog...

****!!!!!! (words edited cause I posted this on BBF too)

He gets worse than this...video was done with a digital camera so its even louder in real life
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posted on another site that censors and then cut and paste here....Im fucking sorry :)
 
I can sympathize. My neighbor has a little terrier that they leave out in their backyard when they go away and the little sucker yaps all day long, especially when the kids walk by on the sidewalk after school. More than once, I've been tempted to drop a big rock on it...cut off in mid-yap and nothing left but four paws and a tail sticking out.

Yeah, right, like I could really do that.
 
I had a dog that did this. We gave it back though, because the thing attacked my sister and we decided enough was enough and that the dog was psycho.
 
There should be laws against those bug-eyed crack addicted little rats.

Buy one of those air horns for boats and empty the whole can outside their window.
 
Im gonna make the bitch come to my apartment and listen to that video!
 
I don't know if it's an urban myth, but I heard a story of a guy with a yapping dog problem who set up a microphone and a couple of big speakers in his back yard. When the dog yapped, the microphone fed it to an amp which boosted it about 50 times and the speakers blasted it back at the dog.

Don't know if it worked, but it sounds like an interesting idea.
 
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One of my friends had the same situation and he bought one of those high frequency anti-barking horns that goes off when it detects barking sounds. It was still audible (and a little irritating), but the neighbor dog hated it and reduced the barking greatly. You just have to have line of sight and close proximity to where the dog usually sits.
 
Reep said:
One of my friends had the same situation and he bought one of those high frequency anti-barking horns that goes off when it detects barking sounds. It was still audible (and a little irritating), but the neighbor dog hated it and reduced the barking greatly. You just have to have line of sight and close proximity to where the dog usually sits.
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Thank you!!!! Great idea!!!!!!! Ill make them buy it for me!!!!!
 
Ill make them put it in the room they keep the dog in when they are gone! Buy it or evicted bitches!!
 
Oh man I have neighbors like that.

I got irritated after about five seconds of that video.

You are a much nicer person than me.

If I had the chance I would evict those stupid bitches without hesitation.

Tell your Dad and have him order them to get rid of the dog or move.

Don't wait another minute. Don't have any more conversation with them or believe any promises they will make about bark collars or any bullshit like that. They are stupid stupid stupid. You are dealing with stupidity here.
Don't assume they will do anything responsible because they wuv the widdle guy. He's so cute.

Throw their asses out.
 
Hire your local postman and next-door neighbor slacker to take the dog out to the country...oh, wait, that was an episode of "Seinfeld".

As a landlord myself, I do everything I can to discourage pets in my crappy properties and flat-out don't allow them in my nice ones. You really have to love a pet to give a $1,500 pet deposit, of which $500 is non-refundable.
 
I think you should make this thread a poll.

Should the dog die? Yes? No?
 
David Berkowitz neighbor's dog barked alot too. If it starts telling you to kill people, do us a favor and take out kobe first.

son of sam i am
 
DaRizzle said:
This little furball piece of ****!!!

All it does is bark all ****ing day! ALL ****ING DAY!!!!

My dad owns the apartment complex I live at. When he bought it three years ago there were tenants with pets already. He notified them that while the pets you already had were okay there were to be no new pets. Any future tenants also were not allowed to have pets. There are many reasons as a landlord you dont want to have to deal with pets in your complex.

This ****ing ***** who lives next to me with her fat *** daughter already had a cat which was fine...But then 6 months ago they decided to get a little furball of a dog. When my dad found out he sent them an email pretty much saying WTF??? They responded saying "since the dog was about the same size as the cat they thought it didnt matter" and "we're so sorry, we didnt know"...Are you ****ing kidding me?!? Read the lease dumb *****!

Now all this dog is bark all ****ing day!! Ive told those *****es about it and they gave me a bull**** sob story and said they were going to rectify the problem no matter what it took...training, closing all their windows when they leave....whatever. Well guess what Im listening to while I type this?!? I want to grab that dog by the neck and slam it to the ground!!(I could never do that but...)

When the ***** was talking to me she told me to "please dont tell your dad"...She knows she'll get evicted if I do and I know that too, so I havent told him yet. Im too ****ing nice to this *****.

The only sound recording device I have is the video capabilities on my digital camera so I went outside to record the sound. The video is being uploaded to youtube as we speak and Ill post it here when its done. I swear to god this dog stops for only 3 seconds at a time to catch its breath to bark some more.

I guess my dad will find out himself when he comes to check on his property and hears this furball barking non stop...I cant wait until these whores are gone with their black cat and piece of **** dog...

****!!!!!! (words edited cause I posted this on BBF too)

He gets worse than this...video was done with a digital camera so its even louder in real life
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emo :smiley-cheer:
 
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