Politics Hahaha!!! Trump is a funny MF!!!

[barfo]

He sure does.

Who should he make the check payable to?

Vladimir Putin.

barfo

 

[Denny Crane]

Vladimir Putin.

barfo

Another reason to vote for Trump.

Geez.

 

[riverman]

Riverman, you've become funny lately. You're smarter than you look.

semi retirement has been good for me..I no longer have to deal with hundreds of people on a daily basis..it's like I've been to a health spa and soaked in a hot tub for hours

 

[jlprk]

I like Trump's personality. (I won't vote for him, of course.) He's funny without trying. He says, "I'm humble. I will APOLOGIZE if I'm ever wrong."

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...tonight-show-will-apologize-if-im-ever-wrong/

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

semi retirement has been good for me..I no longer have to deal with hundreds of people on a daily basis..it's like I've been to a health spa and soaked in a hot tub for hours

I recently semi retired myself and the difference in my attitude and outlook has been remarkable. My wife even sorta kinda likes me again (that might actually be a good thing). Even better, I sorta kinda like myself again. I'd forgotten how good it feels to laugh.......keep cracking wise, riverman, it's almost always some funny shit!

 

[Denny Crane]

 

[jlprk]

I don't see Trump's face in those pictures. How do we know it's Trump they came to see? Maybe it's Bernie.

 

[riverman]

Trump university graduation party I'm thinkin'

 

[Denny Crane]

The pictures are definitely from Trump rallies.

He's no Ron Paul, though.

 

[Denny Crane]

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/politics...allas-American-Airlines-Center-327534961.html

His poll numbers soaring, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump brought his campaign to the nation's largest red state Monday for a rally in downtown Dallas.

...

An estimated crowd of 15,000 people attended the rally at the American Airlines Center, an arena official told NBC 5's media partners at The Dallas Morning News.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And here's the 17 people that showed up to Denny's candidate, Kasich.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[julius]

And here's the 17 people that showed up to Denny's candidate, Kasich.

isn't that from 2014?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

isn't that from 2014?

I think so, I was just giving Denny shit. He seems to have jumped on the Trump wagon.

 

[barfo]

The Decemberists are pretty darn popular.

barfo

 

[3RA1N1AC]

It's pretty clear the people want trump vs Bernie.

 

[Denny Crane]

I think so, I was just giving Denny shit. He seems to have jumped on the Trump wagon.

I'm not at all for Trump.

He is drawing big crowds is all. I find it amazing that there are that many morons who'll go see him.

More proof.

 

[MickZagger]

 

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[MickZagger]

Its comical that anyone can actually support that clown. Every time he's interviewed its a dog and pony show.

 

[magnifier661]

Its comical that anyone can actually support that clown. Every time he's interviewed its a dog and pony show.

It's trump's world. You're just living in it

 

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[magnifier661]

http://onpolitics.usatoday.com/2015/09/15/if-donald-trump-wins-what-country-would-you-flee-to/

If Donald Trump wins, what country would you flee to?

This might be one solution to the nation’s immigration problem: Donald Trump haters on Twitter say they will flee the country if he becomes president.

In our favorite social media analysis so far this year, the digital analytics firm Luminoso scoured 4.5 million Trump-related tweets from Aug. 7 through Sept. 9 and found about 4% of them were people promising to leave the country if Trump wins the White House.

Here are the top destinations in those 200,000 “intent to move” tweets:

• Mexico: 75,000
• General: 69,000 (“I’m moving if Trump is elected” but no location specified)
• Canada: 25,000
• United Kingdom: 11,000
• Australia: 6,000
• Alaska: 5,800 <---- WHAT?!?!?!
• France: 2,000
• Hawaii: 1,500 <---- WHAT?!?!?!
• Jamaica: 1,200
• Ireland: 1,100
• Sweden: 1,000
• Brazil: 1,000

Certainly the folks moving to Hawaii and Alaska may be surprised to arrive and discover that Trump is still their president because those places are actually part of the United States.

Luminoso’s Denise Christie said the firm was not looking for this result in the Trump tweets — it was just a pattern that emerged from their content analysis.

A similar look at tweets about Hillary Clinton showed a different pattern, she said. “There are really strong emotions about Hillary, but most of those are about how Hillary should be going to jail,” and less about people saying they will leave the country.

Luminoso describes itself as “an artificial intelligence-based text analysis company that grew out of the MIT Media Lab in 2010.” The tweet study analyzed only tweets that expressed an opinion, not simply retweets of news stories or or hashtags.

 

[oldfisherman]

http://onpolitics.usatoday.com/2015/09/15/if-donald-trump-wins-what-country-would-you-flee-to/

If Donald Trump wins, what country would you flee to?

This might be one solution to the nation’s immigration problem: Donald Trump haters on Twitter say they will flee the country if he becomes president.

If Trump is elected president, I would not flee my country.

However, I would move to my very remote cave in Idaho. And hope the radiation from the bombs dropped by the countries Trump pisses off does not reach me. I am starting to pack now.

 

[riverman]

Like I'm letting anybody know my getaways...sure..

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

If Trump is elected president, I would not flee my country.

However, I would move to my very remote cave in Idaho. And hope the radiation from the bombs dropped by the countries Trump pisses off does not reach me. I am starting to pack now.

Meh, I think he'd be the one bombing people that piss him off. A lot of old fashioned goodfellas "fuck you, pay me" with an added "...or else"

 

[oldfisherman]

Meh, I think he'd be the one bombing people that piss him off. A lot of old fashioned goodfellas "fuck you, pay me" with an added "...or else"

Trump starting a war IS what I am worried about.