Haynes full of shit (no Nic 4 years, 46.5 Million) (confirmed)

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westnob said:
I don't think those are documentaries worth showing in school. Might have some like of liberal bias.
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Maybe, but I have seen the missionary position in a couple of them. If that's not conservative, don't know what is
 
I was kidding. Way to catch sarcasm. But he'll be safe from mosquitoes (and humidity and David Kahn) and frostbite, here! And that ain't sarcasm.
 
Sign Rudy Gay!

OK, since it keeps on keeping on, an OT of the OT that should make everyone laugh ... then back to Haynes et al. (whenever I see that name I think stockings)

Pat Robertson's group has its own news service. Mostly they take stories from the wire services. Their software is programmed to automatically change the word "gay" to "homosexual" because they say being gay isn't gay.

So a few years back in the World Track and Field Championship, a man by the name of Tyson Gay won the 100 meter. The winner of that race gets the title of World's Fastest Man (or Woman, for the women's race). So headline in Robertson's new service:

HOMOSEXUAL IS WORLD'S FASTEST MAN

and the story ran something like (forget exact wording):

Tyson Homosexual was named World's Fastest Man after setting a record in the 100 meter. Homosexual ran a time of ...
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They later fixed after loads of laughs.
 
NorthBayBaller said:
Does it matter, you're GM is forcing him to stay there. Not his choice.
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LMAO and living in Minny is so much better than PDX? Minny has the worst weather on the planet. Oh and P.S. Who said Batum wanted to leave? Some people call that "hearsay"
 
Mediocre Man said:
I for one have no problem with gay people. Those documentaries about lesbians you find at certain video stores are great, and I highly recommend them. I think it's the constant spin, and the constant you all have a sexist avatar so I will too, only with heterosexually challenged males.
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She asked people to stop using avatars which, in her mind, objectified women. She also said that if people continued to use them, then she would use ... I dunno how to describe it - the type of avatars she's currently using. People didn't stop, and she's been using these types of avatars ever since. Seems fair to me.

This was several years ago.
 
crandc said:
Sign Rudy Gay!

OK, since it keeps on keeping on, an OT of the OT that should make everyone laugh ... then back to Haynes et al. (whenever I see that name I think stockings)

Pat Robertson's group has its own news service. Mostly they take stories from the wire services. Their software is programmed to automatically change the word "gay" to "homosexual" because they say being gay isn't gay.

So a few years back in the World Track and Field Championship, a man by the name of Tyson Gay won the 100 meter. The winner of that race gets the title of World's Fastest Man (or Woman, for the women's race). So headline in Robertson's new service:

HOMOSEXUAL IS WORLD'S FASTEST MAN

and the story ran something like (forget exact wording):



They later fixed after loads of laughs.
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God this is soooooo "Gay"
 
Wizard Mentor said:
She asked people to stop using avatars which, in her mind, objectified women. She also said that if people continued to use them, then she would use ... I dunno how to describe it - the type of avatars she's currently using. People didn't stop, and she's been using these types of avatars ever since. Seems fair to me.

This was several years ago.
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I like it... Shit turns me on... Not that I'm homo or anything.
 
With Wolves fans, it's simple:

*Portland matches, they're screwed.
*Wolves land Batum, we stole him.

So sad, but let the Courney Lee era begin!
 
magnifier661 said:
Yeah earlier in this thread, he was talking about how he's glad we are matching because he's not worth the contract. Now he's being all butt hurt about PDX matching.
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To be fair, several of the posters here have changed their tune about matching. In fact, that was the point of the whole SF wages thread.

Of course, I don't really feel the need to be fair to the Minny fans who don't seem to have any sense of decorum.
 
Fez Hammersticks said:
With Wolves fans, it's simple:

*Portland matches, they're screwed.
*Wolves land Batum, we stole him.

So sad, but let the Courney Lee era begin!
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I think the Minny fans are realizing that we actually hold the cards. People were thinking Khan would have the last laugh; but in reality Portland could really fuck Minny sideways. Wait until the last minute, sign Lee and then match Batum's offer sheet. Basically screwing Minny from landing any free-agents worth a shit.
 
Wizard Mentor said:
To be fair, several of the posters here have changed their tune about matching. In fact, that was the point of the whole SF wages thread.

Of course, I don't really feel the need to be fair to the Minny fans who don't seem to have any sense of decorum.
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I was one that was against the "matching offer" earlier. I will admitt it 100%. But after it was explained that we have a good possibility to have 15.9 mil free next summer; it didn't look bad at all.
 
magnifier661 said:
I was one that was against the "matching offer" earlier. I will admitt it 100%. But after it was explained that we have a good possibility to have 15.9 mil free next summer; it didn't look bad at all.
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I will second this statement. When I heard someone phrase it as "are we really going to need that extra 1-2million a year? For what? Another 3rd string player?
 
magnifier661 said:
I was one that was against the "matching offer" earlier. I will admitt it 100%. But after it was explained that we have a good possibility to have 15.9 mil free next summer; it didn't look bad at all.
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And you still haven't learned? :imaginarycapspace:

{Poasted via palm pilot}
 
Funny story, BTW, crandc. That is hilarious.

I vaguely remember that story or something similar, but it's still funny every time I hear it.
 
crandc said:
Sign Rudy Gay!

OK, since it keeps on keeping on, an OT of the OT that should make everyone laugh ... then back to Haynes et al. (whenever I see that name I think stockings)

Pat Robertson's group has its own news service. Mostly they take stories from the wire services. Their software is programmed to automatically change the word "gay" to "homosexual" because they say being gay isn't gay.

So a few years back in the World Track and Field Championship, a man by the name of Tyson Gay won the 100 meter. The winner of that race gets the title of World's Fastest Man (or Woman, for the women's race). So headline in Robertson's new service:

HOMOSEXUAL IS WORLD'S FASTEST MAN

and the story ran something like (forget exact wording):



They later fixed after loads of laughs.
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Haha. Awesome
 
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