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MickZagger said:
I know, a lot of nerds like yourself who don't know the first thing about getting laid.

I should have known better....Sometimes when I drink I get on a soap box, though. Got to knock that off.
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Been laid at least twice. Have the evidence to prove it.

And even if that's "all" I had.... I still know better than to come here to ask for advice.
 
If you want to have sex with a woman then make her feel sexy. Give her a reason to wear that little black dress.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
If you want to have sex with a woman then make her feel sexy. Give her a reason to wear that little black dress.
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Nah bro, you have to fuck with her self confidence, make her unsure of herself. Shit drives them crazy. The less you seem into a girl the more they are into you.
 
Crazy thing man. My buddy spends hours everyday in the gym. He gets married chicks throwing themselves at him all the time. They live in these huge houses with rich husbands, that are banging their secretaries, and get no attention from their husbands. So they go to the gym and are needy as fuck.

If you just wanna bang, hit on the chicks at the gym. You still lifting a bunch @MickZagger ?
 
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Here is your date, all will be known after this.

Pick her up pretty early on a Saturday. Take her to your favorite diner for breakfast.

Then head to Lincoln City. Stop at a winery for a tasting. Get two bottles of what she likes best. Get her a little buzzed but you stay sober enough to drive.

Stop by the plane museum/water park thing McMinnville and hit the water park for a hour or so.

Now on to your way to the coast.

Get a room in Lincoln City. (you should make reservations in advance) Something that looks out over the ocean, bonus points if it has a deck and/or a fireplace.

Walk along beach, hold hands, yadda yadda.

Take her out to a nice restaurant. Dress fairly nice.

Back to the room, open her bottle of wine, have drinks.

Then have the front desk call for the shuttle to the casino. One weekends there is live music in the upstairs bar. It looks over the ocean. Kinda cool for the coast. Drink, dance, drink, dance, drink, dance. Take shuttle back to your hotel room. (don't gamble, maybe the two of you throw a few bucks at roulette, play her birthday as numbers, shit like that. No more than 5 mins. Don't hit the slots or blackjack unless it's something she really wants to do.)

Get back to room. Make your moves.
 
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SlyPokerDog said:
Here is your date, all will be known after this.

Pick her up pretty early on a Saturday. Take her to your favorite diner for breakfast.

The head to Lincoln City. Stop at a winery for a tasting. Get two bottles of what she likes best. Get her a little buzzed but you stay sober enough to drive.

Stop by the plane museum/water park thing McMinnville and hit the water park for a hour or so.

Now on to your way to the coast.

Get a room in Lincoln City. (you should make reservations in advance) Something that looks out over the ocean, bonus points if it has a deck and/or a fireplace.

Walk along beach, hold hands, yadda yadda.

Take her out to a nice restaurant. Dress fairly nice.

Back to the room, open her bottle of wine, have drinks.

Then have the front desk call for the shuttle to the casino. One weekends there is live music in the upstairs bar. It looks over the ocean. Kinda cool for the coast. Drink, dance, drink, dance, drink, dance. Take shuttle back to your hotel room. (don't gamble, maybe the two of you throw a few bucks at roulette, play her birthday as numbers, shit like that. No more than 5 mins. Don't hit the slots or blackjack unless it's something she really wants to do.)

Get back to room. Make your moves.
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I just came.
 
You could just keep this up a few years and wait until she finally comes out of the closet and introduces her girlfriend to you.....
 
MickZagger said:
I just really badly wanted to screw this chick because she had a body that was banging and just seemed so pure and untouched. Its whatever though.

On a separate note, would you guys ever sleep with a co-worker that is on the management side of things? Aka the evil enemy? This office chick at my work is jones-ing for the D. Its a big no-no. Which makes it kinda hot.
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EL PRESIDENTE said:
I usually have the same M.O. every time.

1. First date is drinks on a weekday around 9pm at a chill lounge or kind of hipster bar. I'll try to go for a kiss at the end of the night.

2. Second date is a daytime beach date (usually day drinking at certain beach bars), where I try to get her back to my place to make out a little more or go further than that. I usually premise it by having them park at my place and we uber over since parking is hard at the beach.

3. Third date if I didn't close on the first one, I'll do a dinner on a Friday or Saturday then back to my place, that usually seals the deal. If not, just keep on repeating within reason.

Then the Slow Fade.
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You can have me on Date 1.
 
MickZagger said:
I was taking this girl out for dates every weekend, she's a wholesome kinda-christiany girl I guess, but not sure if I wanted to get super serious with her without experiencing whats under the hood if you know what I mean. 5 dates and every time afterwards there would be these lame makeout sessions, but no knocking of the boots. She would always let it be known as soon as I would make a move that "you know were not having sex yet". I realize some of you are married, but for those who are not (or even married guys if you want to chip in, if you aren't too far out of touch). I think I'm done with this chick. I'm a 31 year old man, I'm not into taking you out to fine establishments and wine and dining you, only for these junior high make out sessions. So I'm like, next.....At this point I'm convinced she's a virgin.

Is this unreasonable of me? Am I being a prick for this line of thinking? I understand not every chick you're just going to bag on the first night, in fact I'm not even really into the town spunk bucket types.

How many dates until you can expect to get past like say, first fucking base?
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If the makeout sessions are lame, why do you want her?
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Here is your date, all will be known after this.

Pick her up pretty early on a Saturday. Take her to your favorite diner for breakfast.

Then head to Lincoln City. Stop at a winery for a tasting. Get two bottles of what she likes best. Get her a little buzzed but you stay sober enough to drive.

Stop by the plane museum/water park thing McMinnville and hit the water park for a hour or so.

Now on to your way to the coast.

Get a room in Lincoln City. (you should make reservations in advance) Something that looks out over the ocean, bonus points if it has a deck and/or a fireplace.

Walk along beach, hold hands, yadda yadda.

Take her out to a nice restaurant. Dress fairly nice.

Back to the room, open her bottle of wine, have drinks.

Then have the front desk call for the shuttle to the casino. One weekends there is live music in the upstairs bar. It looks over the ocean. Kinda cool for the coast. Drink, dance, drink, dance, drink, dance. Take shuttle back to your hotel room. (don't gamble, maybe the two of you throw a few bucks at roulette, play her birthday as numbers, shit like that. No more than 5 mins. Don't hit the slots or blackjack unless it's something she really wants to do.)

Get back to room. Make your moves.
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Christ! You have the guy 500 bucks in the hole before he has a clue on the move?
 
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julius said:
Well, there haven't been laws made going against us, so we have that going for us.
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Obama is going to send jack-booted thugs take your penis away.

barfo
 
MickZagger said:
Yeah, I'm beginning the slow fade. I would have given up 2 dates ago but this chick is super hot.

I met her on my route which I tend to do a lot lately. Colleagues warn against it, but its a great outlet, constantly going into business where hot chicks work at the front desk. Its never awkward for me when I see them almost daily, but it can be for them, but whatever. Haven't ran into a wackjob chick so far.

I've never put this much time in and been even a smidge interested. But for this chick I was until our last date when I had her on her bed and she had been acting all flirtatious and sexual, only to get her standard "you know were not having sex". Thats when I was just like, okay fuck this broad. Next.

You're hot, but I'm not waiting for marriage for your golden pussy.
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does not compute. all chicks are wackjobs
 
Just get an Oculus Rift and get some VR porn, problem solved until sex robots become a thing.
 
'christiany' ugh

as far as you getting under the hood, you may need a ring first.
 
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