OT I was just almost beaten up and arrested at Walmart

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The desk sergeant was very polite and helpful. After listening to a brief version of what happened his advice was designed to put the incident in the hands of who could properly investigate instead of it getting lost in bureaucracy.
Good Luck! I really do think Walmart must do something about what the hell goes on in their stores. I truly hate to go there. I had a hassle there last year, not like yours but annoying all the same.
No sense in store being a friggin hangout.
 
If the biker guy was really a wal-mart employee and he assaulted you, you probably could have sued the shit out of Wal-Mart (or gotten a nice settlement). The fact that the employees were so non responsive and hostile to you makes me think they were in on it somehow.

Anyway, you definitely need to report this to either the police, or someone in upper management at wal-mart, because it sounds like they need to fire a lot of their staff.

Biker looking guy never assaulted me. It was a different younger employee in uniform who wanted to fight me for not complying with his order to hand over my phone.
 
The desk sergeant was very polite and helpful. After listening to a brief version of what happened his advice was designed to put the incident in the hands of who could properly investigate instead of it getting lost in bureaucracy.

Well, when you put it like that.....fair enough.
 
I give you kudos for not laughing in the faces of the employees/wannabe security guard who got up in your face.
Last time someone tried to physically intimidate me into obeying laws they thought they understood, laughing was my response.
There is a good chance if I was in your position I would have ended up laughing at the walmart employees.
Call the police next time you see that happening, worst case they already know of the incident and have units otw.
 
New update: While I was running errands my attorney called me back. I had sent him a brief synopsis of what happened.

He pointed out one thing, that once I file a police report about this and tie my name to it I will be called for everyone's future lawsuit against Walmart for years to come.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.
 
New update: While I was running errands my attorney called me back. I had sent him a brief synopsis of what happened.

He pointed out one thing, that once I file a police report about this and tie my name to it I will be called for everyone's future lawsuit against Walmart for years to come.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

I'm sure they're not gonna make you fly out to New Jersey on your dime just to testify for Edna, the 89 year old Jewish widow of a man who died in their bathroom.

Can you decline for select cases?
 
I'm sure they're not gonna make you fly out to New Jersey on your dime just to testify for Edna, the 89 year old Jewish widow of a man who died in their bathroom.

Can you decline for select cases?

I'm assuming that he means in the Portland area.

Big company like Walmart I could see having a dozen lawsuits a year just in the local metro area.
 
I'm assuming that he means in the Portland area.

Big company like Walmart I could see having a dozen lawsuits a year just in the local metro area.

With respect, I highly doubt that. Not everyone can afford a lawyer and a lawsuit. Most are just going to shake it off and shop elsewhere.

But this is entirely your choice. Only you can value what it's worth to you.
 
New update: While I was running errands my attorney called me back. I had sent him a brief synopsis of what happened.

He pointed out one thing, that once I file a police report about this and tie my name to it I will be called for everyone's future lawsuit against Walmart for years to come.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

They better pay you for your time if it doesn't involve your case. Doesn't seem like they can force you to do that. Maybe in an instance that someone from your case files a lawsuit against Wal-Mart like the woman who got beat, or the employee who wanted to fight you, caused I'm sure by the stress of working at Wal-Mart ( really he's just an asshole)
 
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Instead of suing Walmart, just sell the script to Seth Rogan and let him make a movie out of it....then sue Walmart!

Seth would make that movie in a heart beat.
 
Sly consulted with his lawyer....

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I gotta be honest bro. You could get paid here. But if i saw a dude hit a woman in public i dont care how many friends he has, im taxing that ass. You had a cell phone, why not call 911? You think a minimum wage wal mart employee is gonna do shit? Shit son the security ive seen is just old retired dudes trying to make a buck by not giving a fuck and acting like a beta cuck.
 
I gotta be honest bro. You could get paid here. But if i saw a dude hit a woman in public i dont care how many friends he has, im taxing that ass. You had a cell phone, why not call 911? You think a minimum wage wal mart employee is gonna do shit? Shit son the security ive seen is just old retired dudes trying to make a buck by not giving a fuck and acting like a beta cuck.

My first thought was to get immediate help for the woman. That meant an employee(s). Or at least that was my thought process. Get help to make this stop, NOW!
 
Oh! Careful there my friend, be careful. I have fool bumbled into that error! It is surprising as hell to find her wail on your noggin before you can guess why!
Oh i know. Everyone on this board knows i hate women. They are scum and stupid. Im well aware saving a woman could trigger her into hitting you. But i have some core beliefs that ignore consequences.
1) a man doesnt hit a woman, i dont care if you have a gun, im kicking your ass or getting shot.

2) you dont beat a child. Im not talming about smacming you kid out of correction, thats fine. But if you are beating the piss out of a child, i dont care if you have a gun, im kicking your ass or you are going to shoot me.

3) if i were to witness a rape. Same as above

4) if you are beating a dog or other cuddly defenseless critter, i dont care if i do life in prison, im choking the fucking life out of you. I like hunting, but you dont hurt animals for sport. Hunting should be about providing meat to live on, not getting your rocks off killing something

5) you root for the l*kers im kicking your ass, i dont care if you have a gun...
 
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My first thought was to get immediate help for the woman. That meant an employee(s). Or at least that was my thought process. Get help to make this stop, NOW!
You do know wal mart hires disabled? I get you thought they gave a shit, but i had you pegged as smarter than that. Calling 911 is easy. I got a murderer caught by calling 911 once, it was rewarding when i read it in the paper.
 
Glad you are ok. That was a very entertaining read, so thank you for that! I agree with your actions and not getting involved, especially with the wife there with you.
 
I witnessed many public fights while living in China, quite a few domestics. Never got involved and never would anyone. If you did, they would both certainly turn on you. More embarrassing for the family to have an outsider step in. And the whole me being a white guy would have caused me more trouble. Can't ever fight in China, always more of them and they always use numbers.
 
The whole camera thing is funny. A lot of people are trained to say that but it's not in any actual training manual because it's not illegal to take pictures. When i worked as hospital securitg a guy started filming me trying to say the nurses were making fun of him cause he hurt his foot. What had happened was i was called because he was actining biligerent, when i arrived ems was leaving with a stetcher and ran over a nurses foot. They were giving eachother a hard time and this paranoid dude thought they were talking about him. While trying to explain the situation he broke out his phone because he thought i was threatening him and he was being treated unjustly. Well then nurses tried to say do to HIPPA law he couldnt film. Which was only partially true. He could film us, just not another patient or their medical history. He had every right to film his own and us. They wanted me to sieze the phone illegally, but i said ill do everyone one better, and shut the door with just me and him in the room. Then i opened the blinds and stood in view of everyone and posed for his camera. I was quite handsome that day. The angle he was at his camera couldnt see other patients and i just stood there until he calmed down and got bored, then i explained the situation and apologized for any misunderstandings. Still havent seen myself on worldstar or had any brutality charges.
 
I witnessed many public fights while living in China, quite a few domestics. Never got involved and never would anyone. If you did, they would both certainly turn on you. More embarrassing for the family to have an outsider step in. And the whole me being a white guy would have caused me more trouble. Can't ever fight in China, always more of them and they always use numbers.
Always got to adjust for culture. But here in america we have a bunch of rednecks and somethings get you an ass whoopin, hitting a woman is one of them. Most women deserve it, but it still aint right.
 

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