I’m A Rookie and Don’t Know The S2 Rules Thread

[Orion Bailey]

That awkward time when both @HCP and Mrs @HCP showed up to the Wheels Meet and Greet...

I have a really bad joke about a red thumb and a virgin blow up doll... but I wont go there....

 

[julius]

I like how hcps insults were obviously the ones he heard back when he was in high school.

D&D and Doctor Who. Not exactly current (yes I know Doctor Who is still on, but no one insults someone who is a Doctor Who fan anymore )

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

There are. You're new but the lawnmower jokes and jokes about sleeping with his wife are normally against forum rules.

Nice try

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Man I totally forgot about that. I’m even wearing my HCP T-shirt!!!

Huge
Cloth
Parka

????

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Back to my S2 blowup doll merchandise I had planned. I had a prototype of a famous actor who posts here but I didn't make it very good. Drove down to a dock where @MarAzul was staying and left it with a real engineer for some modifications. Went back a month later and a disheveled Marz popped his head out and screamed GO AWAY I LOST IT

That was the end of my business

 

[riverman]

Back to my S2 blowup doll merchandise I had planned. I had a prototype of a famous actor who posts here but I didn't make it very good. Drove down to a dock where @MarAzul was staying and left it with a real engineer for some modifications. Went back a month later and a disheveled Marz popped his head out and screamed GO AWAY I LOST IT

That was the end of my business

This may be my favorite post of yours ever..

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

This may be my favorite post of yours ever..

Thought you of all people would appreciate it.

 

[riverman]

Now I gotta say...this turned out to be a quality thread! Even a broken clock is right once in a while!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Now I gotta say...this turned out to be a quality thread! Even a broken clock is right once in a while!

Yeah but HCP can't tell time

 

[kjironman1]

Now I gotta say...this turned out to be a quality thread! Even a broken clock is right once in a while!

Only because Sly decided to post some epic pictures.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

That’s racist.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Wooks hiding a boner.

 

[MarAzul]

Is nerd an insult? I've always prided myself on being half nerd, half jock?

Me too.

It is an honorable term when well earned.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Only kids look down on the term, “nerd” (except when they’re eating the candy of that name).

My industry.... being called a nerd is a compliment.

 

[riverman]

Only kids look down on the term, “nerd” (except when they’re eating the candy of that name).

My industry.... being called a nerd is a compliment.

A nerd owns the Blazers.....drops mike

 

[riverman]

I think this is the back of @MarAzul's head, lol Tour of the practice facility.

you could've shown the comb over!!!!

 

[riverman]

Wookie would be perfect on the series "Vikings"

 

[riverman]

Sly is posting random as fuck pics, so......

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I saw every one of those shows.....what you need to link is the free throw shooting contest with team Batum, Holdahl and Hecht...now that was hilarious...Batum said something like.....Sarah...we're doomed

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

A nerd owns the Blazers.....drops mike

He plays the guitar like Hendrix.

He’s only part-nerd.

 

[riverman]

He plays the guitar like Hendrix.

He’s only part-nerd.

He paid serious nerd money for those nerd guitar lessons

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Look at that.... no blinds...

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

He paid serious nerd money for those nerd guitar lessons

I don’t care how he did it. If you can play like Hendrix, you’re doing something right!

Amirite?

 

[riverman]

I don’t care how he did it. If you can play like Hendrix, you’re doing something right!

Amirite?

I just say that because I'll never play like Hendrix

 

[riverman]

Timber Joey let me borrow his saw for our crew pic!
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Held like someone who's never held a chainsaw.....oops...what happened to my leg? That ain't no weed whacker son! Those shoes have never seen sawdust!

 

[Orion Bailey]

Wow.
Awesome stuff. Great pics sly and hcp
And yes. Obvious bonertuck in progress by Wook. Haha thats funny.

 

[BBert]

I spent years on the Olive forum, and then I came here?
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What do you mean "us", Kimosabe?

 

[BigGameDamian]

That awkward time when both @HCP and Mrs @HCP showed up to the Wheels Meet and Greet...

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Sly is posting random as fuck pics, so......

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I should have known you were getting paid in hamburgers. Mmmmm, Burgerville.

Occasionally family would send a jar of Burgerville sauce and the wife and I will get In N Out and put the sauce on them. Only time we go to In N Out

 

[Orion Bailey]

I guess this is just as good a place as any.
@dviss1 has fans. Thats awesome!!!

 

[Titan]

Wow, these pics are awesome sauce. Makes me jelly of all the good times you all have had, except the blowup dolls, i will skip my turns from now on.