OT "I'm Dealing With A Few Transgender Issues" (4 Viewers)

[julius]

I wonder where she peed in the ship?

Well, she probably didn't have to worry about Mrs ABM thinking she was standing up when she was peeing, because in space no one hears you when you pee.

 

[Chris Craig]

IIRC, the character tended to pee in everybodys' cheerios.

She was also known to shit on the Aliens parade

 

[Chris Craig]

Could you imagine if Elon Musk bought S2, then brought a hundred Trump-lovin' conservatives with him? What a dynamic shift that might be!

PS: No, I won't be voting for Trump. He's been the biggest reason I've had such fun in here with y'all the past 6 years, though.

No thanks

 

[Chris Craig]

Silly boy. I said if Elon Musk bought the forum. He told me he's a Blazer fan.

Musk told you he's a Blazer fan?

 

[julius]

Musk told you he's a Blazer fan?

poor attempt at humor. It's like you guys have not caught on. If he says anything that makes zero sense, he's trying to be funny.

 

[RR7]

If he says anything that makes zero sense, he's trying to be funny.

So, always?

 

[ABM]

Musk told you he's a Blazer fan?

No.

 

[ABM]

poor attempt at humor. It's like you guys have not caught on. If he says anything that makes zero sense, he's trying to be funny.

julius' ABM theasurus actually works from time to time.

 

[julius]

julius' ABM theasurus actually works from time to time.

another example @RR7 and @Chris Craig

 

[Natebishop3]

Insecure and scared straight males are. The overwhelming majority of us aren't.

I'm insecure and I was scared straight!

 

[Natebishop3]

But can I berate them for their lack of knowledge about the NBA and the Blazers?

 

[julius]

I'm insecure and I was scared straight!

gym class will do that to you.

 

[ABM]

another example @RR7 and @Chris Craig

Really smartie pants, right there.

 

[Natebishop3]

I don't understand why it is that people care if someone identifies as a woman or not. There are much bigger REAL issues we need to concentrate on.

No shit

Completely true.... like who the Blazers will take in the lottery.

 

[julius]

Completely true.... like who the Blazers will take in the lottery.

Ain't that the truth. I don't care who pisses in the stall next to me, but I do care about who the Blazers draft.

 

[Natebishop3]

Ain't that the truth. I don't care who pisses in the stall next to me, but I do care about who the Blazers draft.

Honestly, if a woman walked up to the stall next to me and took a piss, I'd be impressed.

 

[ABM]

Honestly, if a woman walked up to the stall next to me and took a piss, I'd be impressed.

She made ya look!

 

[julius]

Honestly, if a woman walked up to the stall next to me and took a piss, I'd be impressed.

I was at bar watching the women's world cup game (US vs Japan I think), and went into the men's room. It was packed, did my business, and out from one of the stalls came out a woman (quite easy on the eyes).

None of us in the bathroom cared. When you gotta go, you gotta go

 

[Natebishop3]

I was at bar watching the women's world cup game (US vs Japan I think), and went into the men's room. It was packed, did my business, and out from one of the stalls came out a woman (quite easy on the eyes).

None of us in the bathroom cared. When you gotta go, you gotta go

Suuuuuure..... and then Elvis and Sly landed in their UFO so they could meet up with 2Pac and Biggie over brunch!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Suuuuuure..... and then Elvis and Sly landed in their UFO so they could meet up with 2Pac and Biggie over brunch!

2Pac is a crappy tipper.

 

[julius]

Suuuuuure..... and then Elvis and Sly landed in their UFO so they could meet up with 2Pac and Biggie over brunch!

Dork

 

[ABM]

Suuuuuure..... and then Elvis and Sly landed in their UFO so they could meet up with 2Pac and Biggie over brunch!

Nobody ever accused julius of not having a cloudy imagination.

 

[ABM]

Face it, the parents are the enemy. Right? I mean, who needs them?

 

[barfo]

Every time I visit OT and see this title, I have the same question: unless someone in your family is going through this, what is there for you to "deal" with? Are you "dealing" with the reality that you have to share your world with people who are different to you? The fact your neighbor is gay or trans has ZERO impact on you, so just MYOB. Simple!

I'm dealing with a few Issues
Unlike the girls I used to know
When two men are kissin'
And the childish listen
To hear DeSantis on News Faux, oh, so Faux

I said, I'm dealing with a few Issues
With every transgender law I write
May your gays be out of sight
And may all your neighbors be white...

barfo

 

[YamTastic]

In Aliens (1986) a biography briefly flashes up on a computer screen in the background. The biography reveals that Lambert is Transgender, having altered her gender from Male to Female.

This references the (frankly brilliant) maneuver writer Dan O'Bannon made in his screenplay for Alien of never giving any of the characters a gender, instead letting Ridley Scott choose when he cast the movie.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This references the (frankly brilliant) maneuver writer Dan O'Bannon made in his screenplay for Alien of never giving any of the characters a gender, instead letting Ridley Scott choose when he cast the movie.

I did not know that, very cool!

 

[julius]

Something learned the other day. Ducks can switch genders. Well, from female to male only.

https://www.birdwatchingusa.org/can... of changing,and second come physical changes.

 

[YamTastic]

Something learned the other day. Ducks can switch genders. Well, from female to male only.

https://www.birdwatchingusa.org/can-ducks-change-gender#:~:text=Ducks are capable of changing,and second come physical changes.

They're FTM: Female to Mallard

(please don't show this joke to the other trans people they will kill me for making this joke to a cis audience)

 

[julius]

They're FTM: Female to Mallard

(please don't show this joke to other trans people they will kill me for making this joke to a cis audience)

I'm too dense to get the joke.

 

[YamTastic]

I'm too dense to get the joke.

That's bad news because you'll sink, and be called a witch. Ducks float though.