Jusuf Nurkic Injury (Updates might be included)

[SlyPokerDog]

Why was Nurk f'ing around with a calf instead of a full grown cow?

 

[Orion Bailey]

You? Elephant?

Nah.

More like a bull in a china shop.

Lol!
wait. When did you watch me play basketball??

 

[Orion Bailey]

Why was Nurk f'ing around with a calf instead of a full grown cow?

Most like them young instead of old wrinkly teets.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Most like them young instead of old wrinkly teets.

 

[Orion Bailey]

im just sayin. Nurk is only 23. Five years removed from being a minor and dating peach fuzz.
Maybe he is nostalgic?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

im just sayin. Nurk is only 23. Five years removed from being a minor and dating peach fuzz.
Maybe he is nostalgic?

Does this vast teet knowledge come from living in Canby or being in a band called Swil?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Does this vast teet knowledge come from living in Canby or being in a band called Swil?

why cant i learn from more than one experience?

I have found vast knowledge is not accumulated via one item or episode alone.

 

[Mediocre Man]

If we're basing our worth on here, on whether or not we provide something of value to the board, I'm not sure that many of us would meet those requirements.

True. Many of you don't

 

[Mediocre Man]

This is how you guys honor Nurkic's memory?

Memory? I had no idea his leg injury was life threatening...

 

[Strenuus]

Hey, leave @Strenuus out of this.

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[Minstrel]

Memory? I had no idea his leg injury was life threatening...

We're all dying, one second at a time. No one gets out of this life alive.

Life is a terminal disease, bro.

Let's not waste what time Nurkic has left arguing. It does no honor to Nurkic's legacy.

 

[Mediocre Man]

We're all dying, one second at a time. No one gets out of this life alive.

Life is a terminal disease, bro.

Let's not waste what time Nurkic has left arguing. It does no honor to Nurkic's legacy.

A couple of people told me, on good authority, that he was getting his head cryogenically frozen, so maybe get your facts straight before you come at me like that.

 

[julius]

A couple of people told me, on good authority, that he was getting his head cryogenically frozen, so maybe get your facts straight before you come at me like that.


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You're thinking of Ted Williams.

 

[Mediocre Man]

You're thinking of Ted Williams.

The guy who sings Cat Scratch Fever?

 

[julius]

The guy who sings Cat Scratch Fever?

No, that's Ted Danson.

 

[B-Roy]

Stotts better not be taking Gabriel out right now.

 

[BonesJones]

Gabriel:
- Plays defense
- Hustles his ass off
- Doesnt force things offensively

But apparently he's garbage and doesnt deserve a shot.

 

[B-Roy]

Why take Gabriel out????

 

[BonesJones]

Stotts better not be taking Gabriel out right now.

Lmao.

 

[HailBlazers]

@BonesJones @B-Roy you guys are trippin

 

[B-Roy]

@BonesJones @B-Roy you guys are trippin

about as topic as the rest of this thread tho

 

[theprunetang]

A couple of people told me, on good authority, that he was getting his head cryogenically frozen, so maybe get your facts straight before you come at me like that.


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In German accent, "Multiple sauces you say?".

 

[Mediocre Man]

No, that's Ted Danson.

The Who's the Boss guy?

 

[julius]

The Who's the Boss guy?

No, that's Ted McGinley.

 

[Mediocre Man]

No, that's Ted McGinley.

Ah yes, the old Splendid Splinter. Didn't he have his head frozen?

 

[Tince]

Sorry to be on topic, but Whiteside just said Nurk and Collins are coming back this season to "give us reinforcements".

 

[tlongII]

The answer is Wenyen Gabriel. I forgot the question tho.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Sorry to be on topic, but Whiteside just said Nurk and Collins are coming back this season to "give us reinforcements".

Maybe getting the 8th seed, or the lowest chances in the lottery isn't nearly as fun as The HCP, talking about great actors from the show Taxi like Al Pacino or anything else

 

[julius]

Ah yes, the old Splendid Splinter. Didn't he have his head frozen?

Yep. Like a body on Mt Everest. I think he was hoping that Futurama was a documentary and not a cartoon.

 

[kjironman1]

Why was Nurk f'ing around with a calf instead of a full grown cow?

I believe it was and elephant calf?