Jusuf Nurkic Injury (Updates might be included)

[kjironman1]

Sarah Jessica Parker?

Having Sex wit a city!

 

[Mediocre Man]

Sarah Jessica Parker?

The former vice presidential candidate?

 

[kjironman1]

The former vice presidential candidate?

Wanted to have sex wit a country?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Every thread is great with the right delivery. Except threads on abortion because they have no delivery

I just laughed and puked a tiny bit at the same time!!! You have talent!

 

[kjironman1]

I just laughed and puked a tiny bit at the same time!!! You have talent!

I kind of didn't want to admit i laughed at it also.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Mediocre Man]

I kind of didn't want to admit i laughed at it also.

It's the perfect joke because it makes people uncomfortable, but it's neither pro nor anti abortion.

 

[julius]

The former vice presidential candidate?

Geraldine Jones was the VP candidate?

 

[wizenheimer]

speaking of a comeback:

 

[kjironman1]

So this year has 368 days.

 

[kjironman1]

It's the perfect joke because it makes people uncomfortable, but it's neither pro nor anti abortion.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Geraldine Jones was the VP candidate?

No, no, Geraldine Jones is that black actress in the old James Bond movies

 

[Mediocre Man]

speaking of a comeback:

My favorite outtake from one of my favorite shows

 

[julius]

No, no, Geraldine Jones is that black actress in the old James Bond movies

I don't know if I'd call Iman an "actress".

 

[CupWizier]

No, no, Geraldine Jones is that black actress in the old James Bond movies

This is the only Geraldine Jones I know of.

 

[illmatic99]

Somewhat of an update:

Casey on the Rip City Report yesterday mentioned that Nurk is "not practicing or working out with the rest of team." Casey speculated that he might be doing work with the H&P team, but he hasn't practiced since that one time.

 

[HailBlazers]

Somewhat of an update:

Casey on the Rip City Report yesterday mentioned that Nurk is "not practicing or working out with the rest of team." Casey speculated that he might be doing work with the H&P team, but he hasn't practiced since that one time.

Completely Anecdotal but a few weeks back I played a heavy night of basketball for the first time in a while. Strained my calf and it's still naggingly tight/sore. Seems like it's never going to heal, really annoying.

 

[Mediocre Man]

This is the only Geraldine Jones I know of.

Ha. I almost went with Flip Wilson's Geraldine

 

[CupWizier]

Ha. I almost went with Flip Wilson's Geraldine

These kids in here have no idea who we are even talking about, lol.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I don't know if I'd call Iman an "actress".

Duh. Iman is that weird comedian. Iman Philips... right?

 

[Mediocre Man]

These kids in here have no idea who we are even talking about, lol.

Fuck them, then

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Duh. Iman is that weird comedian. Iman Philips... right?

So good in that group with Carnie Wilson back in the day...

 

[hoopsjock]

Completely Anecdotal but a few weeks back I played a heavy night of basketball for the first time in a while. Strained my calf and it's still naggingly tight/sore. Seems like it's never going to heal, really annoying.

I just played full court for the first time in 7 months. My calves were both super tight afterwards.

 

[Shaboid]

Ha. I almost went with Flip Wilson's Geraldine

Do you guys think Flip should have won coach of the year in 2005-06?

 

[HailBlazers]

I just played full court for the first time in 7 months. My calves were both super tight afterwards.

Sucks getting old!

 

[illmatic99]

I just played full court for the first time in 7 months. My calves were both super tight afterwards.

Sucks getting old!

Thanks for staying on topic.

Looks like he's out tonight as well.



WTF is going on?

 

[julius]

Duh. Iman is that weird comedian. Iman Philips... right?

You're thinking of Remo Williams.

 

[julius]

Thanks for staying on topic.

Looks like he's out tonight as well.



WTF is going on?

The Blazers injured starting 5 is better than the current Blazers team.

 

[wizenheimer]

maybe Nurk's calf strain was a little more serious than the rumor

 

[tlongII]

I just played full court for the first time in 7 months. My calves were both super tight afterwards.

Didn't you have achilles surgery? If so, I'm surprised you were able to play so soon.