OT Kauai Recommendations.....

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The avocados I got in Hilo you could cut in half...they're enormous...fill the center with some poki and not even need a bowl...just split one between two people and just chuck the skin when you're done eating

THAT WAS A CANTALOUPE, HAOLE

 

[MarAzul]

I remember the pineapples being awesome

Awesome is the word! But man, those things fresh will dissolve the lips off a haole new to the Islands. It might be the quantity.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

If you like the plate lunch u gotta get this Korean/Hawaiian dish callled Meat Jun. You can only really get it at Korean Hawaiian plate lunch dives.

It's like thinly pounded beef coated in egg batter. It's the fucking shit. I got hooked on it as a kid from a spot in Beaverton called teriyaki express....it's now in tualatin on 72nd or bones ferry road or some shit.

This came up on a google search in Kauai

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaur...a_Fish_Market-Lihue_Kauai_Hawaii.html?m=19904

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Awesome is the word! But man, those things fresh will dissolve the lips off a haole new to the Islands. It might be the quantity.

He will literally shit from eating too many pineapples

 

[SlyPokerDog]

There's a Costco right by the airport. Were there for 8 days. Might go there, but there is a Foodland? pretty close to us. House has a full kitchen.

If there is a Safeway or Albertson's there they will deliver your first online order for free.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Here's the Costco there check out the unique shit.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/costco-lihue?utm_source=ishare

 

[riverman]

My son actually is Hawaiian born...has a Hawaiian godfather and was given a Hawaiian name at birth by real Hawaiian friends.....I'll always be a haole though...I know how to do that..it's like being dviss and growing up in Portland

 

[riverman]

typical pupu selection at the market....pupus means snacks to you tourists

 

[MarAzul]

I'll always be a haole though...I know how to do that.

You have mastered that, hey? I have been there 5 times now and I don't think I have quite got the hang of it.

 

[barfo]

Anybody take a helicopter tour over there?

Rented two, made them fly in close formation so that we could take photos from one helicopter to the other.

barfo

 

[blue32]

@HCP Have you left yet? I'll throw some pix on here of Maui when I get there in a few days.

 

[THE HCP]

No sir, leave Monday morning.
Would love to see any pics. Throw them in our random picture thread at the top of the OT page

 

[riverman]

You have mastered that, hey? I have been there 5 times now and I don't think I have quite got the hang of it.

Music opened doors for me with the locals....and I lent a Hawaiian neighbor my car when his truck broke down so he could get to work, then helped him fix his truck for a couple days in the rain...after that he introduced me to real Hawaii...I could go to places most haoles never get invited to...I now have very, very close Hawaiian friends ....great people if you don't strut around like the millions of tourists who think money buys them favors....

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

DID YOU BUY A SHITLOAD OF TOMMY BAHAMA SHIRTS YO?


THIS IS A GOOD LOOK FOR HAWAII:


http://www.tommybahama.com/en/Toucan-Do-It!-Camp-Shirt/p/T315372-569

 

[MarAzul]

Music opened doors for me with the locals....and I lent a Hawaiian neighbor my car when his truck broke down so he could get to work, then helped him fix his truck for a couple days in the rain...after that he introduced me to real Hawaii...I could go to places most haoles never get invited to...I now have very, very close Hawaiian friends ....great people if you don't strut around like the millions of tourists who think money buys them favors....

You are fortunate to have musical talent. You probably received my share.

 

[THE HCP]

DID YOU BUY A SHITLOAD OF TOMMY BAHAMA SHIRTS YO?


THIS IS A GOOD LOOK FOR HAWAII:


http://www.tommybahama.com/en/Toucan-Do-It!-Camp-Shirt/p/T315372-569

Funny thing about that company....my wife's best friend, that's her uncles company. Won't catch me in that shit FAMS!

 

[THE HCP]

Thanks for all the ideas and heads up you guys. We leave monday morning. We are very excited.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Funny thing about that company....my wife's best friend, that's her uncles company. Won't catch me in that shit FAMS!

I have their robe, its the best fucking robe ever.

http://www.tommybahama.com/en/High-&-Tight-Robe/p/2141021-023

 

[THE HCP]

Got in yesterday around 3.....been on the go ever since!!! #F'AMS

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Fucking Haole

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Wtf man, you buy a drone or something

 

[THE HCP]

No sir.... did a bunch of research and rented a Jeep son!

 

[Sedatedfork]

Need video of you surfing.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

No sir.... did a bunch of research and rented a Jeep son!

That's some straight up white boy shit, yo. Did you make Tripadvisor bookmarks? Just FEEL the Island and let it guide you, yo.

 

[riverman]

HCP doesn't know he's booked into a sanctuary for the criminally insane....don't tell him

 

[barfo]

So I guess it was Mags and not HCP that got murdered in Malaysia yesterday? I can't tell the two of them apart.

 

[riverman]

Need video of you surfing.

 

[THE HCP]

 

[riverman]

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cool....looks like you're enjoying the place!

 

[barfo]

So, now HCP is posting pictures of his cock.

barfo