Exclusive Last Jedi spoilers thread

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Its just to make you think all is bad.
When really....
All is good.

Its the X-Men: The Last Stand of the Star Wars Universe (although I found The Last Stand a little bit entertaining and not insulting to the movie goer)

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Spoiler

This is what I have heard about episode 9.

KKyloor Rey will find out in visting Vader's castle on Mustafar that Darth Sidious was Snoke's other apprentice. She will find a holographic recording of Sidious telling Anakin about him, about how though his master knew how to return from death, he slayed him. This will be a foreboding for what is to come...Snoke is not dead. Rey will turn Kylo back to the goodside. They will fight Snoke together in the end. And of course rey will find out who her parents actually are, someone we all know, not junkers. The mess that is episode 8 will be fixed. Yoda, Luke, Anakin, and Obi wan will show up as force ghosts. Leia will be given a proper farewell.

If Snoke Survives, and they kill him again, how do we know that kill will hold?

Why not just hyperdrive spaceships into all the badguys huge destroyers and planets?

 

[Orion Bailey]

“X-men vs Jedi masters of past” could make for a good movie.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Just give Kevin Feige Star Wars. Fuck that cuck Rian Johnson.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Here's the SUBVERTS EXPECTATIONS PART:



That seems like the real russian bot shit right there.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Well shit. And i see bow i pay more attention to realism wothin cinematography. Not in the plot.

I feel like a puppet now. Star wars band wagon. That video just enlightened me. Lol. I never thought about the space warp thing. Or how they were all happy after everyone died.

Shit.
You are right. All the money put into props and nothing into the plot.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Well shit. And i see bow i pay more attention to realism wothin cinematography. Not in the plot.

I feel like a puppet now. Star wars band wagon. That video just enlightened me. Lol. I never thought about the space warp thing. Or how they were all happy after everyone died.

Shit.
You are right. All the money put into props and nothing into the plot.

"The Russians have him now"

 

[Natebishop3]

If the original trilogy was based on the Hero's Journey, then the most recent trilogy is based on the SJW journey.

 

[Chris Craig]

If Snoke Survives, and they kill him again, how do we know that kill will hold?

True

 

[Natebishop3]

If Snoke Survives, and they kill him again, how do we know that kill will hold?

Because Rey will Mary Sue him to death. She will become so powerful with the force (without any training) that she will literally pull him apart down to the tiniest strand of DNA and he will cease to exist.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Because Rey will Mary Sue him to death. She will become so powerful with the force (without any training) that she will literally pull him apart down to the tiniest strand of DNA and he will cease to exist.

But he can still resurrect! Snoke is Toxic Masculinity!

The only way to kill snoke for good is by protesting with pussy hats! Only by Kylo Ren accepting that he is trans, can the dark side be vanished forever!


:MARIS61:

 

[santeesioux]

Solo was better than TLJ.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

TLJ soured me on the entire Star Wars franchise, even the originals, knowing Luke turned into a fucking loon who tried to murder his nephew while he was sleeping.

 

[Natebishop3]

Solo was better than TLJ.

Yes it was. Although I had to completely remove the idea that it was Han Solo and just pretend it was another character in the Star Wars universe.

 

[Orion Bailey]

TLJ soured me on the entire Star Wars franchise, even the originals, knowing Luke turned into a fucking loon who tried to murder his nephew while he was sleeping.

Well you have now ruined it all for me.. sometimes ignorance is bliss man!! IM burning all my SW stuff this weekend.

 

[santeesioux]

Yes it was. Although I had to completely remove the idea that it was Han Solo and just pretend it was another character in the Star Wars universe.

I just kind of look at everything made after Disney acquired the franchise as fan fiction. Like, no one really believe's that how Han Solo got his name.

 

[Chris Craig]

Solo was better than TLJ.

Yes it was. Although I had to completely remove the idea that it was Han Solo and just pretend it was another character in the Star Wars universe.

Just saw Solo. It was a good movie. Ron Howard did a swell job. It is really hard to see anyone but Harrison Ford as Han. Should have CGI'd him. The kid who played him wasn't up to par.

The first 30-45 minutes was boring.

Woody Harrelson was exactly the kind of mentor you'd see Han having. To bad about the betrayal stuff.

Donald Glover was the perfect young Lando Calrissian.

Chewy is the shit.

The Kessel run was the best part.

Best line:

Han: Did the Kessel run in 12 parsecs

Chewy: Speaks in Wookie

Han: Not if you round down.

Han/Qi'ra Reys parents? Hope so

 

[Natebishop3]

The first 30-45 minutes was boring.

The first 30-45 was the original director that Ron Howard replaced.

 

[Chris Craig]

The first 30-45 was the original director that Ron Howard replaced.

That makes sense

 

[Natebishop3]

That makes sense

That's why the tone of the movie changes. It goes from kinda slapstick comedy to a more serious tone.

 

[julius]

Han/Qi'ra Reys parents? Hope so

That's not probable. Solo took place 10-13 years (approx) before the Battle of Yavin.

Rey was born 15 years after the Battle of Yavin.

Qi'ra was born 31 years before the Battle of Yavin. So Qi'ra would be almost 50 by the time Rey was born...

 

[Natebishop3]

She is probably Ezra and Sabine's kid from Star Wars Rebels.

 

[Chris Craig]

That's not probable. Solo took place 10-13 years (approx) before the Battle of Yavin.

Rey was born 15 years after the Battle of Yavin.

Qi'ra was born 31 years before the Battle of Yavin. So Qi'ra would be almost 50 by the time Rey was born...

Older people have kids

 

[Chris Craig]

If Snoke Survives, and they kill him again, how do we know that kill will hold?

Why not just hyperdrive spaceships into all the badguys huge destroyers and planets?

I think it has to do with his ring. Slay him which will be a lot harder this time (he meant for Kylo to kill him in the hopes Kylo would stop being a whiny bitch and be a real bad guy, like vader but all the way. I guess it didn't work), and take his ring. Something like that.

They are going to have to come up with a good reason for Snoke not regenerating after episode IX. I believe he will regenerate by the end of 9 and be the big baddy. He can regenerate we know this. Look at him in force awakens and then in last jedi. His dome scar is healing! He is regenerating.

 

[Chris Craig]

I also think Rey and Kylo are somehow related


Or

Kylo: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
Rey: So what does that make us?
Kylo: Absolutely nothing.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I think it has to do with his ring. Slay him which will be a lot harder this time (he meant for Kylo to kill him in the hopes Kylo would stop being a whiny bitch and be a real bad guy, like vader but all the way. I guess it didn't work), and take his ring. Something like that.

They are going to have to come up with a good reason for Snoke not regenerating after episode IX. I believe he will regenerate by the end of 9 and be the big baddy. He can regenerate we know this. Look at him in force awakens and then in last jedi. His dome scar is healing! He is regenerating.

Rian Johnson really made it hard to salvage episode 9. Haha. I was so excited looking for Snoke theories prior to seeing TLJ, but i have no interest now.

 

[Chris Craig]

Rian Johnson really made it hard to salvage episode 9. Haha. I was so excited looking for Snoke theories prior to seeing TLJ, but i have no interest now.

I think it can easily salvaged, even in the face of Rian Johnsons shit show

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I think it can easily salvaged, even in the face of Rian Johnsons shit show

Not for me. I probably wont catch it in theatres, i'll read the wikipedia summary. TLJ had me caring about absolutely none of the characters.

 

[julius]

Older people have kids

you're then implying Han cheated on Carrie Fisher and I will not have that.