Last Meal

[GriLtCheeZ]

If you were on death row what would be your last meal?

My last meal would be:
Grilled Cheese
French Fries
Dill Pickle
Chocolate Milkshake

This is my shot at a random ass thread.

 

[Minstrel]

If you were on death row what would be your last meal?

My last meal would be:
Grilled Cheese
French Fries
Dill Pickle
Chocolate Milkshake

That's actually pretty close to mine. I could go either way on a properly grilled cheeseburger or a grilled cheese sandwich. And I'd replace the milkshake with a cherry coke. I'd drop the pickle.

So, there are differences, but still surprisingly close, IMO.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Basically an awesome night at a steak house. Drinks in parenthesis.

Appetizer: Raw Oysters, Chilled Lobster and Dungeness Crab (Cristal Rose)
Salad: Wedge salad with roquefort (Paradise Tropical Iced Tea and Mountain Valley Spring Water)
Steak: Dry aged Bone-in Ribeye, medium rare (Macallan 25, neat)
Side: Creamed spinach
Dessert: Banana Foster for dessert (espresso)

 

[Mamba]

I can't decide.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

you get nothing then.

 

[Wheels]

I grew up with my Grandparents who hardly spoke any english. My grandma use to make Gorditas, no not the crap from Taco Bell, but real ones made from Masa de Harina (the same kind of dough that makes fresh corn tortillas, and Tamales) Filled with Eggs, Cheese, Beans, Meat anything.. I swear to goodness, my grandma was the reason for me as a "husky" child lol.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Human!



Preferably a gordita fed husky child.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Human!



Preferably a gordita fed husky child.

a gordito.....

 

[Minstrel]

I grew up with my Grandparents who hardly spoke any english. My grandma use to make Gorditas, no not the crap from Taco Bell, but real ones made from Masa de Harina (the same kind of dough that makes fresh corn tortillas, and Tamales) Filled with Eggs, Cheese, Beans, Meat anything.. I swear to goodness, my grandma was the reason for me as a "husky" child lol.

tl;dr: Taco Bell as your last meal?

 

[Natebishop3]

Surf and turf.

 

[maxiep]

Dinner: Lamb vindaloo, samosas with yogurt-mint sauce, dal with nan.

Dessert: spice cake with whipped cream.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Pad Thai and Tom Yum soup.

 

[barfo]

My own excrement.

If they are gonna kill me, I might as well gross them out first. It's one of the few satisfactions available in that situation.

barfo

 

[MickZagger]

Oysters
Lobster
My mom's stuffed mushrooms
ribs
Eggs Benedict
Soft Shell Crab Po' Boy
A big bag of Salt and Vinegar potato chips.

 

[crandc]

One of the reasons I really like Thankgiving is that I really like all the foods. I'm lactose intolerant but if it's last meal I don't have to worry about gas the next day.

Cheddar and caramelized apple tartlets on puff pastry
Pumpkin soup
Autumn salad
Turkey, dressing, gravy - some exotic variation
Mashed potatoes
Sweet potato casserole
Braised greens
Cranberry sauce
Cornbread
Chocolate pecan pie with homemade ice cream
Pumpkin kahula cheesecake

And I get to cook the whole thing - but someone else washes the dishes!

 

[Mediocre Man]

An all you can eat buffet would be the way to go. Eat enough to pass out.


If I had to choose though I might go with

1. Burger with extra spread from Burgerville
2. 4x4 burger from In n Out burger
3. Fries from Red Robin
4. Chicken Brian from Carrabbas
5. Bailey's shake from Red Robin
6. Brie mashed potatoes from Les Artistes Steakhouse from the Paris Hotel in Vegas
7. Cerry Coke Zero

 

[hasoos]

Well I would have Last Meal Ribs from www.amazingribs.com of course. Those are the bomb.

 

[Wheels]

tl;dr: Taco Bell as your last meal?

 

[Stevenson]

One of the reasons I really like Thankgiving is that I really like all the foods. I'm lactose intolerant but if it's last meal I don't have to worry about gas the next day.

Cheddar and caramelized apple tartlets on puff pastry
Pumpkin soup
Autumn salad
Turkey, dressing, gravy - some exotic variation
Mashed potatoes
Sweet potato casserole
Braised greens
Cranberry sauce
Cornbread
Chocolate pecan pie with homemade ice cream
Pumpkin kahula cheesecake

And I get to cook the whole thing - but someone else washes the dishes!

Very funny!

 

[crandc]

Very funny!

Why funny? Because I have meat and dairy in same meal?

If I did something worthy of the death penalty, would I have to worry about Kashrut?

 

[Ed O]

I think a big first decision would be whether I'd eat lots of something I really like or a little bit of lots of things.

Without having earned a death sentence first, I can't say for certain, but candidates for eating would include:
-- Chicago-style pizza (pepperoni and black olives)

or

-- Tacos (ideally made by my parents as they did when I was a kid... it would have the added bonus of being flavored by their tears as they knew their baby-child was going to be executed)

I thought it would be a longer list, but those are the top two things. Easily.

I'd ask if I could get a last fuck, though, rather than a last meal. Assuming I got to choose who my partner was, I'd MUCH prefer that.

Ed O.

 

[tlongII]

I think Ed O's on to something here... I choose Jessica Alba.

 

[barfo]

I think Ed O's on to something here... I choose Jessica Alba.

Crime rate is really going to go up.

barfo

 

[THE HCP]

My grandmother's Chorizo con juevos(eggs for you crackers on here)
potatoes
a mound of her home made corn tortillas
and a huge ice cold orange juice

OR

A combo pizza from Denicola's over on Powell in SE Portland
and a bottle of a late '87 Strawberry Hill BOONES

 

[MARIS61]

Chocolate cake with a hacksaw inside.

 

[Minstrel]

Chocolate cake with a hacksaw inside.

Seems like the hacksaw would be hell on your digestive tract.

 

[Wheels]

My grandmother's Chorizo con juevos(eggs for you crackers on here)
potatoes
a mound of her home made corn tortillas
and a huge ice cold orange juice

dude home made Corn Tortillas.. made with the same Sh*t that ym Gorditas are made out of.. Chorizo Con Huevos, in the Gorditas. Looks like our last meal will be together Paisano

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Hot Chicken Wings
Chicken Briyani
Samosas
Sushi
Naan with Raitu
Vodka Club Soda

 

[Loyalty4Life]

Probably a McChicken or two.

 

[Masbee]

Basically an awesome night at a steak house. Drinks in parenthesis.

Appetizer: Raw Oysters, Chilled Lobster and Dungeness Crab (Cristal Rose)
Salad: Wedge salad with roquefort (Paradise Tropical Iced Tea and Mountain Valley Spring Water)
Steak: Dry aged Bone-in Ribeye, medium rare (Macallan 25, neat)
Side: Creamed spinach
Dessert: Banana Foster for dessert (espresso)

Mmmmm.

Workin on this bottle now. Why wait until the bitter end?