OT LaVar is costing his son MILLIONS of dollars

[Boob-No-More]

I'd pay good money to see hidden camera footage of Nike pretending to haggle over buying his shoe company.

Hey Lavar, are you sure you won't take 2 billion? Just string him along until he catches on. Would be amazing.

God, I'd love to see him end up in SAC. If he did, I think an asking price of $3 million to buy him out and shut him the fuck up would be much more reasonable than his ridiculous $3 billion asking price.

BNM

 

[Reep]

Yeah but, but, but...

UCLA losing to Kentucky had nothing to do with De'Aaron Fox absolutely destroying Lonzo Ball, it was because Lonzo's white teammates were too slow. I know it's true. His dad said so and he's a marketing genius who has sold nearly 500 pairs of shoes.

Actually, in this case, it probably was smart to say something totally outrageous to defect attention away from how thoroughly his son was abused by the much quicker Fox.

BNM

And please don't let the Lakers front office see this article. I REALLY won't them to draft Lonzo Ball, not because his dad is a jackass, not because I want the kid to fail, but because I think he's a poor fit next to D'Angelo Russell. The author makes a very good point. Both Russell and Ball are too slow footed to guard quick NBA point guards - which is one of Fox's biggest strengths. A Russell/Ball backcourt would get lit up nightly by today's fast, scoring point guards.

So, if the Lakers pass on Ball, who takes him. His dad has made it clear he doesn't want him playing anywhere but LA. The next seven teams all have a need at PG, but which one has the balls to say fuck LaVar and drafts his kid?

BNM

Unfortunately I am starting to believe he won't go at #2. After that I could picture him going at 7 to the wolves (next Rubio) or #8 to the Knicks, hoping NYC is close enough in exposure. Sac could take him at 5 because of need, but hard to imagine Ball staying in Sac (there is a pun there somewhere).

 

[Chris Craig]

Lavar wants $3 billion for a co branding deal with Big Baller....hes out of his fucking mind.

 

[H.C.]

Unfortunately I am starting to believe he won't go at #2. After that I could picture him going at 7 to the wolves (next Rubio) or #8 to the Knicks, hoping NYC is close enough in exposure. Sac could take him at 5 because of need, but hard to imagine Ball staying in Sac (there is a pun there somewhere).

lol I can see it now.
LaVar - My son isn't getting playing time because he has a white coach.

 

[Boob-No-More]

lol I can see it now.
LaVar - My son isn't getting playing time because he has a white coach.

I'd love to see LaVar freezing his balls off in the marketing wasteland than is MIN.

BNM

 

[Shaboid]

 

[THE HCP]

How does this asshat get 5 pages of posts? Seriously?

By having your settings set at only 50 posts per page.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

By having your settings set at only 50 posts per page.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[theprunetang]

I like less posts per page. Helps me stay focused and prevents my ADD from skipping past everything. This thread has 13 pages for me....haha

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

On a side note, I wanna bang Ben Simmons sister

 

[blue9]

Lavar is a dumbass, and an asshole.

Wow. He's like a somewhat more eloquent Trump.

 

[Strenuus]

By having your settings set at only 50 posts per page.

Nerds know that.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[PDXFonz]

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

WOW

 

[ant]

Is that a real shirt, or did they just photoshop STAY IN YO LANE on a black shirt to start taking $60 orders?

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[BBert]

I wouldn't draft Ball. Period. Even if he fell to 26.

#chemistrymatters

 

[BigGameDamian]

I really hope the Celtics draft Ball. That will be hilarious.

 

[PDXFonz]

Is that a real shirt, or did they just photoshop STAY IN YO LANE on a black shirt to start taking $60 orders?

It is a real shirt, try also offer it in a "male" version. You're right about the price tag though, $60 for a tank top!

 

[Minstrel]

You're right about the price tag though, $60 for a tank top!

Well, you're really not buying products, if you buy this stuff. You're buying association with the brand. LaVar Ball thinks that's valuable. I'm not sure how many other people will agree.

 

[Schilly]

If the Lakers are smart they will pass on Ball.... Then trade scraps for him when he forces a trade by holding out.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

If the Lakers draft Lavar they might as well make him the GM.

 

[BBert]

If the Lakers are smart they will pass on Ball.... Then trade scraps for him when he forces a trade by holding out.

Sickening. But true.

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[Boob-No-More]

Interesting...

So, one point for every pair of shoes he's sold.

BNM

 

[Minstrel]

Get rich or get blown out tryin'.

 

[PDXFonz]

Stay in your lane!

But coach we aren't getting charges called

If you ain't getting charges you ain't a big baller!

 

[SheedSoNasty]

The whole "Stay in yo lane" bit is the most ironic thing he could possibly put on his shirts.

 

[Scalma]

Lol he has absolutely zero self awareness.