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So his twitter account is just like his game...sorry, looked for an allstar power forward in a Spurs jersey and last night, we couldn't find him anywhere
He MUST have loved Portland/us, he saved us from him!He's probably asking his agent if he can get traded to Golden State now...but only if they run the offense through him
Thank you LA... thank you!
Really Sly? I tee this up for you and you're not weighing in with "That doesn't stop HCP!" (?)Probably tired of fat jokes. (SPD straight line.)
Oooooohhh baby, it's fat joke time!Probably tired of fat jokes. (SPD straight line.)
I'm just gonna throw 2 out there though; I'll let others come up w/ some more

or...hey that's Oliver Miller! He's aged pretty well for a fat guyOooooohhh baby, it's fat joke time!I'm just gonna throw 2 out there though; I'll let others come up w/ some more
Lamarcus is sooooo fat... that he's constantly stopped on the st. w/ ppl remarking, "Wow! You're taller than I expected in-person Mr. Felton."
Lamarcus is sooooo fat... that ppl say to him, "Good for you! Good for u Shaq, you're REALLY slimming up!"![]()
I swear during breakfast this morning that I saw LaMarcus Aldridge on the side of a milk carton under the score of last night's Warriors/Spurs game.
"Well, only the right side of LA; his left side wrapped around the other side of the carton."
Pretty sure his picture required two cartons... the right side and the left.
Please repost this so I can like it again....I can't tweet you, you big baby
So I'm gonna put you down for awhile.
I said I can't tweet you, you big baby
I guess I gotta put you down for awhile.
Said you messed up my happy team
Made me want to beat you like a bastard child.
Yessir you did!
Said you know the fans loved you, you big baby
Their love for you they could never hide.
Oh you know the fans loved you, you big baby
Their love for you they could never hide.
Now when I see you near me, you little girl
Kicking you in the balls is my one desire.
When I hear you moaning and groaning, you big baby,
You know it thrills me deep down inside.
When I see you moaning and groaning, you big baby,
You know it thrills me deep down inside.
Oh, when I see you play like shit you big baby,
You know watching you fail is my one desire.
Yes, oh yes it is.
I know what I'm going to listen to during lunch today.Please repost this so I can like it again....

