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So how long until they trade him away if he keeps playing like shit? Next season if they don't get very far in the playoffs?
 
Probably tired of fat jokes. (SPD straight line.)
Oooooohhh baby, it's fat joke time!:smiley-195517897341 I'm just gonna throw 2 out there though; I'll let others come up w/ some more:hello:

Lamarcus is sooooo fat... that he's constantly stopped on the st. w/ ppl remarking, "Wow! You're taller than I expected in-person Mr. Felton."

Lamarcus is sooooo fat... that ppl say to him, "Good for you! Good for u Shaq, you're REALLY slimming up!":craphead:
 
Oooooohhh baby, it's fat joke time!:smiley-195517897341 I'm just gonna throw 2 out there though; I'll let others come up w/ some more:hello:

Lamarcus is sooooo fat... that he's constantly stopped on the st. w/ ppl remarking, "Wow! You're taller than I expected in-person Mr. Felton."

Lamarcus is sooooo fat... that ppl say to him, "Good for you! Good for u Shaq, you're REALLY slimming up!":craphead:
or...hey that's Oliver Miller! He's aged pretty well for a fat guy
 
I swear during breakfast this morning that I saw LaMarcus Aldridge on the side of a milk carton under the score of last night's Warriors/Spurs game.

"Well, only the right side of LA; his left side wrapped around the other side of the carton."
 
I can't tweet you, you big baby
So I'm gonna put you down for awhile.
I said I can't tweet you, you big baby
I guess I gotta put you down for awhile.
Said you messed up my happy team
Made me want to beat you like a bastard child.
Yes, yes you did!

Said you know the fans they loved you, you big baby
Their love for you they could never hide.
Oh you know the fans they loved you, you big baby
Their love for you they could never hide.
Now when I see you near me, you little girl
Kicking you in the balls is my one desire.

When I hear you moaning and groaning, you big baby,
You know it thrills me deep down inside.
When I see you moaning and groaning, you big baby,
You know it thrills me deep down inside.
Oh, when I see you play like shit you big baby,
You know watching you fail is my one desire.
Yes, oh yes it is.
 
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I can't tweet you, you big baby
So I'm gonna put you down for awhile.
I said I can't tweet you, you big baby
I guess I gotta put you down for awhile.
Said you messed up my happy team
Made me want to beat you like a bastard child.
Yessir you did!

Said you know the fans loved you, you big baby
Their love for you they could never hide.
Oh you know the fans loved you, you big baby
Their love for you they could never hide.
Now when I see you near me, you little girl
Kicking you in the balls is my one desire.

When I hear you moaning and groaning, you big baby,
You know it thrills me deep down inside.
When I see you moaning and groaning, you big baby,
You know it thrills me deep down inside.
Oh, when I see you play like shit you big baby,
You know watching you fail is my one desire.
Yes, oh yes it is.
Please repost this so I can like it again....
 

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