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[SlyPokerDog]

Name (please print):

1. What do you consider to be the most important issue facing our nation?

1. Coal prices
2. Other

2. How can the debt of the U.S. government be eliminated?

1. Cut funding for public education after grade 2
2. Purge all federal monuments of salable marble
3. Incentivize taxpayers with immediate implementation of the Taxation Or Sterilization Choice Act
4. Retake the senselessly ceded Panama Canal Zone

3. How will you address the problem of homelessness in this country?

1. Rebuild the nation’s infrastructure to better conceal those living beneath it
2. Provide them with gainful employment opportunities as ship ballast
3. Instruct the U.S. Mint to use small coins as vectors for a potent new virus
4. All of the above

Please indicate how strongly you agree with the following statements:

4. Foreigners living within the borders of the United States, and anywhere else in the world, must be made to learn and speak English.

Strongly disagree / Disagree / Neither agree nor disagree / Agree / Strongly agree


5. Popular entertainment in this country has gone too far in the direction of excluding strong male figures, and can be blamed for much of the country’s moral decline.

Strongly disagree / Disagree / Neither agree nor disagree / Agree / Strongly agree


6. The welcoming of Hawaii into the Union was a grave mistake.

Strongly disagree / Disagree / Neither agree nor disagree / Agree / Strongly agree


7. What can be done about the violence and strife in America’s major cities?

1. Funnel heavy arms and munitions to the peaceable among them so they may assert their peaceful will
2. A walled compound with the mission of teaching the youth of these areas the value of hard work and humility shall be installed therein
3. It is not the role of the government to intervene in personal arguments

8. What is the place of a woman in American society?

1. The home

9. On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your preparedness for the highest office in the land?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10


10. Select the attributes that describe you (circle all that apply):

Cunning / Stolid / Unmerciful / Retaliatory / Hardened / Strong (physically) / Barbarous / Formidable / Strong (manipulatively) / Punctual / Invulnerable / Unyielding / Clean-shaven / Baronial / Aryan



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[julius]

Spoiler

I figured that was going to be a website like the onion. I do wish Donald would take the quiz, as it would be funny to see his answers and spin

 

[MARIS61]

Neither major nor political, but a fun place to be amused.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Neither major nor political, but a fun place to be amused.

You're talking about this forum right?