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I don't particularly love Negron but the negroni looks like it might be good.

My favorite beers are: Tsing Tao or Kirin ice cold. Guiness stout at cellar temperature. Just don't give me any Hamm's or PBR.
 
Yeah, I know/knew. And believe me, I have a dark sense of humor, but the spirit behind a joke like that is just shit and completely devoid of cleverness and/or thoughtfulness. A litmus test I have for myself in here is that every single thing I write I would say it in person, face-to-face (also a manly trait!). There are women in this forum, and domestic violence is so prevalent and real, I just think it's not absurd enough to be funny (like say the suggestion of killing small animals, which I'm totally an advocate of), and might actually bring some shit up for some people.
Right well I actually have been in a relationship for 7 years. You claim to have a dark sense of humor but really you don’t. You chose me to say something to because you’re one of those guys on here that dislikes me so it’s easy to point out and get offended and make a big deal out of when it’s really not. I have seen worse on here and claimed as a joke.
 
...again, I don't need any lessons on how I prefer my scotch.

...if you prefer it neat, fine...sometimes I do too, depending on my mood...sometimes with a splash of good water, ...same when I am in the mood for bourbon...it's a matter of preference but flat out saying someone else's preference is "offensive" is myopic.

This is the manly things you do thread. I'm mansplaining
 
I don't particularly love Negron but the negroni looks like it might be good.

My favorite beers are: Tsing Tao or Kirin ice cold. Guiness stout at cellar temperature. Just don't give me any Hamm's or PBR.

Depends if you like Campari. Its a very potent drink, gets me fucked up real nice
 
Man caves, farting, shotgunning beers, driving stick shifts, hunting, slapping my wife's ass when I walk past her, putting my hands in my pants al Bundy style, hand washing my cars, watching football.
 
Man caves, farting, shotgunning beers, driving stick shifts, hunting, slapping my wife's ass when I walk past her, putting my hands in my pants al Bundy style, hand washing my cars, watching football.

There is nothing manly about a cat.
 
There is nothing manly about a cat.
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Speak for yourself bro.
 
I shave occasionally. I mean not every day. But at least 2 or 3 times a week.
 
Dear lord it’s been a joke on here for a while by a few people. Chill
Right well I actually have been in a relationship for 7 years. You claim to have a dark sense of humor but really you don’t. You chose me to say something to because you’re one of those guys on here that dislikes me so it’s easy to point out and get offended and make a big deal out of when it’s really not. I have seen worse on here and claimed as a joke.
CUM at me bro...
Except that jokes about beating women aren't funny, nor have they ever been.
 
I don't particularly love Negron but the negroni looks like it might be good.

My favorite beers are: Tsing Tao or Kirin ice cold. Guiness stout at cellar temperature. Just don't give me any Hamm's or PBR.
Love some Guinness. Dark beers all the way...stouts, ambers and browns. I won't buy anything in a green bottle, too skunky. I miss Oregon beer craft beer.
 
Except that jokes about beating women aren't funny, nor have they ever been.
You are over analyzing this. I mean in the right context with the right comedian telling it, it can definitely be funny. You don’t define what’s funny and what isn’t. What I said wasn’t exactly funny, but it was most definitely a joke and if you wanna get offended by that in your life, you are welcome to. However intent is everything and I’m sure a man like me in a committed 7 year relationship isn’t actually out there beating my girl. It was a joke on the stereotype of a “real man” and something a lot of others would consider a “real man” doing unfortunately. I don’t owe you further explanation. Go get offended about something else actually worth getting offended by.
 
You are over analyzing this. I mean in the right context with the right comedian telling it, it can definitely be funny. You don’t define what’s funny and what isn’t. What I said wasn’t exactly funny, but it was most definitely a joke and if you wanna get offended by that in your life, you are welcome to. However intent is everything and I’m sure a man like me in a committed 7 year relationship isn’t actually out there beating my girl. It was a joke on the stereotype of a “real man” and something a lot of others would consider a “real man” doing unfortunately. I don’t owe you further explanation. Go get offended about something else actually worth getting offended by.
I'm not offended. There is a huge difference between being offended and saying something that is inappropriate. Here you go playing the victim card again.

There are plenty of women stuck in long term abusive relationships. For all I know your woman feels threatened and is scared to leave you.
 
I'm not offended. There is a huge difference between being offended and saying something that is inappropriate. Here you go playing the victim card again.

There are plenty of women stuck in long term abusive relationships. For all I know your woman feels threatened and is scared to leave you.
There is no victim card being played my friend, I’m quite frankly just tired of the same dudes like you on the forum reacting to everything I say. That’s fine though, hey keep at It. Yeah she’s threatened and scared, come save her white knight. Lol
 
There is no victim card being played my friend, I’m quite frankly just tired of the same dudes like you on the forum reacting to everything I say. That’s fine though, hey keep at It. Yeah she’s threatened and scared, come save her white knight. Lol
I've barely talked to you on here. There is a reason so many people have issues with you. Once again, beating women isn't funny or a joking manner. If you lack the awareness to realize that then that is on you.
 
Show me a (successful) comedian making fun of domestic violence. I'm doubting you can. Also, you're not a comedian, nor funny.
It’s for sure out there. You can’t youtuhe it yourself? Did you know there are other comedians making jokes about race and recently Dave Chappelle made jokes about transgenders. Wow Dave must really hate transgenders. Never said I was comedian. Get over yourself
 
I've barely talked to you on here. There is a reason so many people have issues with you. Once again, beating women isn't funny or a joking manner. If you lack the awareness to realize that then that is on you.
Many people as in just you and the same other sensitive types on here. Other than you few I’m pretty well liked here.

Also, is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!?!
 

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