Funny Manly stuff you do?

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Drink Martinis made of Gin, not Vodka.

 

[Chris Craig]

Drink Martinis made of Gin, not Vodka.

Shaken?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Shaken?

Stirred. Extra dry.

 

[Lanny]

Thzt's not a manly thing to do. That's just fucking disgusting.

You think?

 

[ripcityboy]

You think?

That's probably prety tame too. There are some serious pockets of humanity out there, as Bill Hicks once said.

 

[jonnyboy]

Grow a beard, put on flannel and walk around the city with my iPhone sipping latte with clean workboots on.

 

[SlyPokerCat]

I find small animals in the neighborhood and kill them.

Try it bub. I'll scratch your eyes out.

 

[Chris Craig]

I find small animals in the neighborhood and kill them.

The gateway to becoming a serial killer

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The gateway to becoming a serial killer

Becoming?

 

[Chris Craig]

Becoming?

You have body parts in your fridge don't you?

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Drink beer, scotch, whiskey, and smoke cigars.

 

[Propagandist]

Beat my girl. Manly as fuck

What's actually manly is my impulse after reading your garbage, out-of-touch post.

 

[Natebishop3]

Post on internet forums.

 

[Chris Craig]

What's actually manly is my impulse after reading your garbage, out-of-touch post.

I believe it was a joke, albeit one of bad taste, a joke all the same.

 

[Propagandist]

I believe it was a joke, albeit one of bad taste, a joke all the same.

Yeah, I know/knew. And believe me, I have a dark sense of humor, but the spirit behind a joke like that is just shit and completely devoid of cleverness and/or thoughtfulness. A litmus test I have for myself in here is that every single thing I write I would say it in person, face-to-face (also a manly trait!). There are women in this forum, and domestic violence is so prevalent and real, I just think it's not absurd enough to be funny (like say the suggestion of killing small animals, which I'm totally an advocate of), and might actually bring some shit up for some people.

 

[hoopsjock]

Yeah, I know/knew. And believe me, I have a dark sense of humor, but the spirit behind a joke like that is just shit and completely devoid of cleverness and/or thoughtfulness. A litmus test I have for myself in here is that every single thing I write I would say it in person, face-to-face (also a manly trait!). There are women in this forum, and domestic violence is so prevalent and real, I just think it's not absurd enough to be funny (like say the suggestion of killing small animals, which I'm totally an advocate of), and might actually bring some shit up for some people.

And then he wonders why people go at him when he posts like he's all innocent.

 

[Lanny]

You have body parts in your fridge don't you?

Have you been to his house? DON'T OPEN THE FRIDGE!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

You have body parts in your fridge don't you?

What...you don't?

 

[Chris Craig]

What...you don't?

Now that I think of it

 

[PtldPlatypus]

According to the OT board thread order, tipping illegal immigrants is apparently manly.

 

[Lanny]

Drink beer, scotch, whiskey, and smoke cigars.

I'm right there with ya except you left out the poker playing, constant barrage of foul language and porno TV and magazines. Oh, and the topless dancers, in your living room.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I mock anything soy related

 

[Lanny]

According to the OT board thread order, tipping illegal immigrants is apparently manly.

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We tip our yard guys every Christmas. Don't know if they're undocumented or not but they all look like and have accents of Latin Americans. In fact, it's difficult to understand them when they speak. I just nod my head and say "Okay". Nice crew, very polite.

 

[Chris Craig]

I'm right there with ya except you left out the poker playing, constant barrage of foul language and porno TV and magazines. Oh, and the topless dancers, in your living room.

Oh yes poker. Id beat any of you at poker

 

[hoopsjock]

Oh yes poker. Id beat any of you at poker

Uh oh, we may have to set up a S2 Poker Night!

 

[Chris Craig]

Uh oh, we may have to set up a S2 Poker Night!

Hell yeah

 

[Hoopguru]

Oh yes poker. Id beat any of you at poker

ACEY -Duecy
kick ass game!

 

[Lanny]

Uh oh, we may have to set up a S2 Poker Night!

Will there be profane language and Scotch whiskey. If you say yes, then I'm in. Oh, and I drink my Scotch on the rocks. I ain't no Euro.

 

[Lanny]

ACEY -Duecy
kick ass game!

I lost my ass in that game. Whoops, is anyone offended when I say 'ass'?

 

[hoopsjock]

Will there be profane language and Scotch whiskey. If you say yes, then I'm in. Oh, and I drink my Scotch on the rocks. I ain't no Euro.

Okay, Lanny is in and has offered to bring the scotch.