Funny Manly stuff you do?

[barfo]

I'm not particularly knowledgeable about art but here's a painting that I liked in my first attempt at college. In fact, I, the engineering student, actually parted with some of my precious little money to buy it's print to hang in my dorm room.

https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.CBLsNuFgCHbL5kWndAQmogHaFt&w=226&h=174&c=7&o=5&dpr=2.5&pid=1.7

It's a Manet known as "a bar at the folies-bergère".

Not a lot of art 'speaks to me', but when it does... well, anyway, I know exactly what you are saying.

barfo

 

[Lanny]

Every single day I hug and kiss my wife of 42 years. I actually have known her for 49 years. We share experiences together like going to the Billy Joel concert in MSG NY this last weekend. View attachment 22607

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that every man should feel about his wife as you do with your wife!

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Manliest thing I do is make sure I spend time with my wife and kids everyday. If I'm on the road for work, I'll call them and talk instead of going to business dinners. No amount of money I'll ever make is more important than being a good dad and husband.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Spit into a lions face

Walk barefoot in the snow to go get the mail

Wrestle a baboon

Rock climb without safety hareness

Drive without insurance

Walk around in N. Portland at night pointing a squirt gun at people.



Okay, so I do one of these often......

 

[barfo]

Spit into a lions face

Walk barefoot in the snow to go get the mail

Wrestle a baboon

Rock climb without safety hareness

Drive without insurance

Walk around in N. Portland at night pointing a squirt gun at people.



Okay, so I do one of these often......

It's the baboon one, isn't it.

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

It's the baboon one, isn't it.

barfo

Im an S2 mod I wrestle baboons daily

 

[Chris Craig]

Manliest thing I do is make sure I spend time with my wife and kids everyday. If I'm on the road for work, I'll call them and talk instead of going to business dinners. No amount of money I'll ever make is more important than being a good dad and husband.

Good man

 

[Orion Bailey]

It's the baboon one, isn't it.

barfo

you sooo dont know me at all.

~~~Points Squirt Gun AT @barfo ~~~

 

[barfo]

you sooo dont know me at all.

~~~Points Squirt Gun AT @barfo ~~~

I feel a PapaG rant coming over me...

barfo

 

[Orion Bailey]

I feel a PapaG rant coming over me...

barfo

I didn't know him. Should I be scurred?

 

[barfo]

I didn't know him. Should I be scurred?

It would be something on the order of "I've got friends on the police force, I'm filing a report because you threatened me"

barfo

 

[MarAzul]

I didn't know him. Should I be scurred?

PapaG was one of the more interesting Posters. Until they banned him.
It was a loss.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Don't put cream or sugar in my coffee.

 

[barfo]

Don't put cream or sugar in my coffee.

Ok. Would you like one lump of phlegm, or two?

barfo

 

[SlyPokerCat]

Don't put cream or sugar in my coffee.

You put cream in your coffee. Just not the usual kind.

The cuck kind.

 

[PDXFonz]

Man caves, farting, shotgunning beers, driving stick shifts, hunting, slapping my wife's ass when I walk past her, putting my hands in my pants al Bundy style, hand washing my cars, watching football.

I’m surprised it took this long for someone to post something along these lines.

 

[PDXFonz]

I am THE alpha on the road when I’m behind the wheel. Everything I do when I drive is manly.

 

[barfo]

I am THE alpha on the road when I’m behind the wheel. Everything I do when I drive my Ford Pinto is manly.

ftfy

barfo

 

[Orion Bailey]

It would be something on the order of "I've got friends on the police force, I'm filing a report because you threatened me"

barfo

Police?

Please. I already had my fbi buddy hack your ip and is in the midst of a full investigation of your past in hopes of unearthing some skeletons.

 

[barfo]

Police?

Please. I already had my fbi buddy hack your ip and is in the midst of a full investigation of your past in hopes of unearthing some skeletons.

Not me, man. PapaG.

My skeletons are in full view for all to see.

Don't know why the FBI would be interested in my Halloween decorations anyway, but they are welcome to come take a look.

barfo

 

[Lanny]

Spit into a lions face

Walk barefoot in the snow to go get the mail

Wrestle a baboon

Rock climb without safety hareness

Drive without insurance

Walk around in N. Portland at night pointing a squirt gun at people.



Okay, so I do one of these often......

The wrestling with a baboon reminds me of a joke:

A Texan walks into a bar in Alaska and proclaims that everything is bigger in Texas and real men only come from Texas. The Alaskan says "We've got three tests for a man to say he's an Alaskan man." "What are they?" proclaims the Texan in a loud and deep voice.
Alaskan - "Well, first you gotta chug down this fifth of bourbon without breathing in one long gulp"
Texan - "GIMME THAT BOTTLE OF WHISKEY!" and drinks it down in one gulp.
Alaskan - "Now, you gotta sleep with an Eskimo woman all night doing all the sex you can think of and then you gotta wrestle a grizzly bear."
Texan - "POINT ME TO THAT ESKIMO WOMAN".
The next day the Texan staggers into the bar with his clothes all torn to shreds and looking like he was half dead all beat up and cut everywhere.
Texan - "Now, where's that Eskimo woman you want me to wrestle."

 

[MARIS61]

I find small animals in the neighborhood and kill them.

That's not a manly thing.

That's a doggy thing.

 

[MARIS61]

According to the OT board thread order, tipping illegal immigrants is apparently manly.

View attachment 22579

It's like tipping cows.

 

[MARIS61]

Everything I do is manly, as I do it in a manly way.

 

[MARIS61]

I'm partially native American.

No such thing.

Either you were born in America, in which case you're 100% Native American, or you're foreign born.

 

[Chris Craig]

No such thing.

Either you were born in America, in which case you're 100% Native American, or you're foreign born.

Come on man. Really. I wish I could say you were being a smart ass.

 

[Chris Craig]

Everything I do is manly, as I do it in a manly way.

I bet

 

[MARIS61]

Come on man. Really. I wish I could say you were being a smart ass.

You can't.

I'm being literal, and factual.

The American continent was originally uninhabited, then continually settled by immigrants throughout it's history, who are the ancestors of all people born in America, who are by definition Native Americans.

Any other use of the label is disingenuous and racist.

 

[CupWizier]

You can't.

I'm being literal, and factual.

The American continent was originally uninhabited, then continually settled by immigrants throughout it's history, who are the ancestors of all people born in America, who are by definition Native Americans.

Any other use of the label is disingenuous and racist.

Actually that's not the definition on Native American. Know your history, then post.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_Americans_in_the_United_States

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Im an S2 mod I wrestle baboons daily