Exclusive Meet & Greet II: Bill Schonely & Mike Rice edition! Sunday Oct 18th, 4pm

[EL PRESIDENTE]

So just to reiterate and make things abundantly clear:

We meet outside the front of the RG (maybe near the fountain) at 3:45?

Sage cleansing ceremony at 3:30pm. Post your cell phone number here and we'll be sure to text you. And a credit card number to hold your place in the room.

 

[riverman]

Sage cleansing ceremony at 3:30pm.

You'll still smell like pot

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

DATELINE. OCTOBER 18th. THE ROSE QUARTER. PORTLAND OREGON.

3:48pm.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So just to reiterate and make things abundantly clear:

We meet outside the front of the RG (maybe near the fountain) at 3:45?

Yes.

I'll be there at 3:30pm. It would be nice if someone could meet me and hand out the tickets. I need to go inside and starting eating the free food. Oops, I mean set things up.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

And why the hell isn't @BlazerCaravan going?!? This is the 2nd Meet and Greet he's lamed out of.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Post your cell phone number here and we'll be sure to text you. And a credit card number to hold your place in the room.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This A & W root beer flavored licorice I bought at Dollar Tree is really good.

 

[Strenuus]

Speak for yourself; I call dibs on the stunt team girls.

Heh.. my friends' sister has been on the stunt team for the last two years...

 

[riverman]

This A & W root beer flavored licorice I bought at Dollar Tree is really good.

and will be when your great grandchildren find it under the sofa in the distant future too

 

[riverman]

Heh.. my friends' sister has been on the stunt team for the last two years...

when you're my age a stunt team is almost as useful as a paramedic team

 

[BlazerCaravan]

And why the hell isn't @BlazerCaravan going?!? This is the 2nd Meet and Greet he's lamed out of.

I'm really sorry; my wife is having to work crazy hours and so I've been on all the toddler duties... Not much time to even breathe!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm really sorry; my wife is having to work crazy hours and so I've been on all the toddler duties... Not much time to even breathe!

Bring a bottle of gin and Rice will babysit the kid.

 

[HailBlazers]

I'm really sorry; my wife is having to work crazy hours and so I've been on all the toddler duties... Not much time to even breathe!

Stay at home dad, my dream job!

 

[riverman]

I'm really sorry; my wife is having to work crazy hours and so I've been on all the toddler duties... Not much time to even breathe!

with toddler duties, it's sometimes better not to breathe

 

[riverman]

Well...scratch knowing who the guy in the fedora with the bow tie is

 

[BBert]

This A & W root beer flavored licorice I bought at Dollar Tree is really good.

Probably made in China.

Been nice knowing you.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I'm really sorry; my wife is having to work crazy hours and so I've been on all the toddler duties... Not much time to even breathe!

What's a babysitter, for $100, Alex?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

What's a babysitter, for $100, Alex?

Shit, I just opened this up, didn't I?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Shit, I just opened this up, didn't I?

If you're paying Mrs HCP $100 to burp you and change your diaper I'm not going to judge.

 

[riverman]

What's a babysitter, for $100, Alex?

It's a babysitter with a happy ending

 

[HailBlazers]

Lol, you guys.

 

[Strenuus]

What's a babysitter, for $100, Alex?

"Turd Ferguson may be this."

 

[BlazerCaravan]

What's a babysitter, for $100, Alex?

Yes. $100 for a babysitter is about right.

I'm not made of money. Well, I kind of am, but not $100 to meet Schonz again.

 

[Strenuus]

Yes. $100 for a babysitter is about right.

I'm not made of money. Well, I kind of am, but not $100 to meet Schonz again.

"ooooh I'm BlazerCaravan, I just meet the Schonz allll the time. Oooooh. LOOK AT ME!"

BLAH BLAH STFU!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

"ooooh I'm BlazerCaravan, I just meet the Schonz allll the time. Oooooh. LOOK AT ME!"

BLAH BLAH STFU!

LOL!

He walked up to us at the Taproom back when I had season tix and said hi to me and my wife. It was pretty flippin' sweet. And there was the time when I was 15 and we bumped into each other at the DMV while I was taking my written exam.

 

[riverman]

I'm really sorry; my wife is having to work crazy hours and so I've been on all the toddler duties... Not much time to even breathe!

You should have gone with the root canal excuse..which my designated driver just had done tonight by coincidence...I assured him he'll be fine by Sunday

 

[BlazerCaravan]

You should have gone with the root canal excuse..which my designated driver just had done tonight by coincidence...I assured him he'll be fine by Sunday

Yeah, I thought telling the truth would help, but it only led to babysitter porn.

 

[PDXFonz]

You should have gone with the root canal excuse..which my designated driver just had done tonight by coincidence...I assured him he'll be fine by Sunday

Ah riverman yes, a noble man, with excuses much like an onion.

 

[Eastoff]

And there was the time when I was 15 and we bumped into each other at the DMV while I was taking my written exam.

This is one of schonz fondest memories. ;]

 

[BlazerCaravan]

This is one of schonz fondest memories. ;]

HAHAHAHA!

He was so pissed in the DMV; I think it was the first time he had to re-test as an old guy or something.