Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 220 Million Undocumented Whites

[SlyPokerDog]

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/12/12/...s-amnesty-to-220-million-undocumented-whites/

 

[Denny Crane]

They eat dogs you know.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

PapaG can finally pack his shit and leave

 

[BrianFromWA]

All the people he brought up were documented.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

All the people he brought up were documented.

White documented, not Native American documented. Mexicans are "documented" in Mexico but not documented here.

 

[MarAzul]

Actually, this statement is not all that scholarly. We could (numerical superiority) just finish the issue.


"Despite their numerical superiority, many scholars question the legality of the European settlement, as it was founded on a mixture of unauthorized immigration, war and genocide."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Actually, this statement is not all that scholarly. We could (numerical superiority) just finish the issue.


"Despite their numerical superiority, many scholars question the legality of the European settlement, as it was founded on a mixture of unauthorized immigration, war and genocide."

You know that's not a real article, right?

 

[Haakzilla]

You know that's not a real article, right?

The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide - now including South Sudan.

Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence - which presses forward.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

You know that's not a real article, right?

Might as well be.

 

[MarAzul]

You know that's not a real article, right?

Actually no. What makes a real article different from a not real article?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The fake article has just as much of a right as being here as a real article. There is no such thing as a real article.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

The fake article has just as much of a right as being here as a real article. There is no such thing as a real article.

Haha

 

[MARIS61]

The fake article has just as much of a right as being here as a real article. There is no such thing as a real article.

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[santeesioux]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/socalled-christian-has-erection,35340/

 

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/socalled-christian-has-erection,35340/

Jesus didn't get boners?

 

[MarAzul]

Jesus didn't get boners?

Ah come on Sly! Just because it didn't make the book doesn't mean Mary Magdalene washing his feet didn't do the trick. Just because the book moved on doesn't mean he only got his feet wet.