NBA Player who looks least like an NBA player?

[Rastapopoulos]

I nominate Chris Quinn.

Dontcha just want to tousle his hair with those big dumbo ears? He's adorable.

 

[DynastYWarrioR6]

Michael Doleac.

I think he has a medical degree of some sorts, but I'm not sure.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Rudy doesnt exactly look like an NBA player. But the guy sure knows how to kick ass on the court!

 

[bbwchingy0007]

Brian Scalabrine [/end discussion]

 

[Iwatas]

HA!!!!!

 

[Nikolokolus]

HA!!!!!

Are you laughing or talking about the South Korean wunderkind?

 

[Cake]

Hmmm...4 guys named. 4 white guys.

Chris Quinn is a legit non-NBA looking guy. I'll give you that. But Doleac? He's 6'10" and ripped. Fernandez looks like nothing but a basketball player. Scalabrini is 6'9" or something. Just because they're white doesn't mean they can't play basketball.

Earl Boykins is the most obvious choice, though I don't think he's played this season yet.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Glen Davis aka Big Baby looks more like an NFL lineman than an NBA power forward.

6'9'' - 290 pounds.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Actually Mario Chalmers doesn't look that much of an NBA-er either because he's so baby-faced and has no apparent muscle tone. (When Stephen (sp.?) Curry comes out of Davidson, he'll trump him though.) What with Chalmers and Wade Miami has the all-hamster backcourt.

On that note, is it just me or is Wade looking ridiculously swollen-cheeked these days? I can't decide if he looks worse because of his goatee or if he's growing it to hide the fact. It's getting to John McCain proportions, and I hope not also for medical reasons.

 

[bbwchingy0007]

Hmmm...4 guys named. 4 white guys.

Chris Quinn is a legit non-NBA looking guy. I'll give you that. But Doleac? He's 6'10" and ripped. Fernandez looks like nothing but a basketball player. Scalabrini is 6'9" or something. Just because they're white doesn't mean they can't play basketball.

Earl Boykins is the most obvious choice, though I don't think he's played this season yet.

Scalabrine is (well, looks) fat, unathletic, white and ginger. What's less "basketball" than that? He needs glasses, that oughta do it.

 

[Blazed]

Matt Bonner

 

[DaRizzle]

Matt Bonner

Great call...damn ginger kid

 

[Blazed]

Great call...damn ginger kid

LOL @ your avi. Lamar Odom looks like he's taking a huge shit..

 

[DaRizzle]

^lol...Ive been thinking the same thing

 

[MAS RipCity]

He has gained some lbs this year as well..dude is a damn offensive lineman if you ask me

Taking is way back...... this truly [/endthread]

 

[Haakzilla]

LOL @ your avi. Lamar Odom looks like he's taking a huge shit..

...they're all taking a HUGE shit!!!

 

[mook]

Popeye Jones: NBA player who most looked like Nosferatu.

 

[sabas4mvp]

End of thread

 

[BenDavis503x]

LMFAO at Robert Swift aka "tattoos dont make skinny tall irish guys look tough" and Oliver Miller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Ed O]

End of thread

It's no doubt Robert Swift.

Ed O.

 

[BenDavis503x]

It's no doubt Robert Swift.

Ed O.

He did look like a ball player in the "before Miami Ink" picture. But good lord... ink does not go good on tall irish guys lol

 

[MAS RipCity]

Someone set up a poll. Oliver Miller vs. Robert Swift..The Showdown!

 

[sabas4mvp]

Is that Tattoo on Swift's arm some sort of demon-like gaming character dunking a basketball?

 

[THE HCP]

Swift looks like he has people hanging on rusty meat hooks in his basement! We'll read some day how he got busted for making a skin suit out of little kids in suburban OKC! "It puts the lotion in the basket!!!!"

 

[LameR]

Matt Harpring is up there.

 

[44Thrilla]

It's Scalabrine, in my opinion.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Anthony Johnson of the Magic.

When I see him, I feel I could school him!

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

 

[Ed O]

The dude is different. Or at least LOOKS different.

Ed O.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Yeah, Robert Swift looks like he plays bass for Pearl Jam.