Near Death Experiences

[TheAnalyst]

What are some that you guys have had. Once <u>a long time ago</u> I was watching Barney in my basement alone foolishly chewing on a quarter like a retard. I accidentaly droped it down my throat and started choking on it. Ran upstairs like a little bi*ch to my mom lol. Somehow she understood what I was saying and began to panic. She was about to call 911 when I somehow managed to just cough it out. I was so lucky.

 

[CB4allstar]

One time, my dad was driving on the highway along with me and my mom when a deer came out of no where and hit us. As soon as it hit the car, the hood of the car popped up and it smashed the hood, and part of the windshield glass.The police said that if the hood hadnt popped up we would have been killed. Pretty scary moment.

 

[Something-To-Say]

I swallowed a bullet once. I'm hoping it's out by now(at least 8 years later). Anyway, I also nearly drowned in the ocean.

 

[jonesboyz]

I was swimmin in a pool with my floaties. My mom let some other mom's kids borrow them so they could swim. And I saw that the bigger people were swimmin without them (i was 5) , so that made me think i could swim too...so i jumped it. I went underwater and some big person pulled me up.

 

[BALLAHOLLIC]

This one time at band camp.....

 

[DRob-50-Forever]

I hit a tree in my moms car and rolled the car over back into the road.

 

[Clangus]

I nearly drowned too. My sister pushed past me and i fell in the pool. I kicked off the bottom long enough to say "mom.....gurgle" Aparently some other adult said to her "debbie you son is drowning" She pulled me out. :happy0144:

 

[LAZY]

2 years ago me and about 4 other friends were in the middle of no where. One of my jackass friends shot roman candle at this soccer feild. About a mile later this redneck guy cut us off, got out and started running at the car with a shotgun. We bailed, he chased us for about 10-15 minutes. I would call that a near death experience

 

[SirLaker]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Sep 4 2006, 04:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I swallowed a bullet once. I'm hoping it's out by now(at least 8 years later). Anyway, I also nearly drowned in the ocean.</div>Why did you swallow a bullet?...

 

[Something-To-Say]

I was lying down screwing around with this old bullet, while watching TV. It slipped and I was like 5 or something, so I accidently swallowed it.

 

[TheAnalyst]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Sep 4 2006, 09:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I was lying down screwing around with this old bullet, while watching TV. It slipped and I was like 5 or something, so I accidently swallowed it.</div>Sounds like my story with the quarter. :g:

 

[dsounG]

I almost drowned when I went too deep. Thank God I can swim a little bit.

I almost got run over by a car before but my bro dragged me off the street in time.

 

[koopa]

when i was in the sixth grade i was riding my bike and i live on the second busiest street in this small town and i was going as fast as i could and i had an old bike and the breaks sucked complete ass, and there was no side walk so i had to go on the gutter, if i would've turned a second to late i'd almost gone out roethlisberger style. but i probably wouldn't have been as lucky lol

 

[DRob-50-Forever]

Oh also when I was a toddler I took a fall off the porch on my head into a rose bush. I guess I had a bunch of thorns stuck in my head. Had it not been for the bush breaking my fall it could have been cement instead.

 

[nba dogmatist]

i fell out of a tree head first onto a sidewlak in '97.haha, ballerman remembers this line. my brothers ran in the house and told my mom "Trey fell out of a tree, there's blood everywhere, and i think he's dead!"

i also swallowed a dime once. not near death at all, but some people were talking about it. my brother actually threw it down my throat when i tried to bite him haha. i had to ppop on newspaper for like two weeks to see if it got, bc otherwise i would've had to get surgery. haha, my bro stepped in my poop barefoot once. hahahah

 

[DRob-50-Forever]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nba dogmatist @ Sep 4 2006, 09:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Trey fell out of a tree, there's blood everywhere, and i think he's dead!"</div>I'm not exactly sure why but for some reason that is a really funny quote. For once I actaully laughed a little bit out loud.

 

[nba dogmatist]

hahaha, so many people have laughed when i said that quote.

 

[Blaze]

Amateur sparring boxing match:I was training for an amateur fight against someone my age. i got knocked THE F*ck out in training. I was unconscious for 20-30 minutes, said my trainer. dont know if it's life threatening, but thought i'd post it. i've almost been hit by a car many times.I was grappling once and i was stuck in a rear naked choke and I refused to tap out. I was unconscious once again, this time for 15 minutes, my trainer had to help me out to get me breathing again and my pulse to work.also, my brother took me to the deep side of the pool once because i didn't know how to swim then. and then he drowned me.

I've also had many bike and scouter incidents, not life threatening but major cuts and wounds, stitches included.Also, when i was younger I got the sh*t kicked out of me by some gangster who lived in my neighborhood when I lived in New Jersey. it was bad.

 

[His Greatness]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Sep 4 2006, 06:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I swallowed a bullet once. I'm hoping it's out by now(at least 8 years later). Anyway, I also nearly drowned in the ocean.</div>LMFAOHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHALmao man...if something sets it off in your stomach..BAM ya dead

 

[Devlin]

The only one I can think of is my sister nearly drowning in a pool and I jumped in swam the length of the pool just as she started to go unter water....She couldn't swim...Not that I got so much praise for it caus enearly all the men in my family have saved somebody.My grandfather saved a man as he was about to be crushed by a bot at the infamous belfast docks.My brother saved a baby from drowning in a flooded river.And my father dearest lol saved a woman and her child from their burning house...