Noah Vonleh Undergoes Successful "Procedure"

[Haakzilla]

...at least it was his thigh and not his knee(s)

PORTLAND, Ore. (August 31, 2016) – Portland Trail Blazers forward Noah Vonleh underwent a successful procedure to remove a bone fragment from his right thigh musculature today.

Dr. Evan Ellis performed the procedure at Rebound in Vancouver, Wash., and the expected recovery time is 3-4 weeks.

http://www.nba.com/blazers/news/trail-blazers-forward-noah-vonleh-undergoes-successful-procedure

 

[theprunetang]

...at least it was his thigh and not his knee(s)

I was just about to post this. Doesn't sound like a big thing. At least it isn't part of a joint.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I was just about to post this. Doesn't sound like a big thing. At least it isn't part of a joint.

How do you know nobody decided to roll a number containing the bone fragment?

 

[theprunetang]

How do you know nobody decided to roll a number containing the bone fragment?

You've never been high until you smoke some Noah Vonleh thigh bone. Good stuff.

 

[Orion Bailey]

You've never been high until you smoke some Noah Vonleh thigh bone. Good stuff.

Got some or hoarding that all to yourself?

 

[Sedatedfork]

Blazing a blazer... Sounds like a once in a lifetime experience

You've never been high until you smoke some Noah Vonleh thigh bone. Good stuff.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

You've never been high until you smoke some Noah Vonleh thigh bone. Good stuff.

Portland pot shops should name their varieties after Blazers medical procedures.

"I'll have some of the Roy's Second Arthroscopic Surgery"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Portland pot shops should name their varieties after Blazers medical procedures.

"I'll have some of the Roy's Second Arthroscopic Surgery"

"Ahhh... you mean the career ender! Righteous choice!"

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Ahhh the meniscus. That's a ripper!

 

[Chris Craig]

Walton's all natural

Walton's broken foot

Walton's broken soul

Dank shit

 

[Chris Craig]

...at least it was his thigh and not his knee(s)

He needs to successfully get his assvon the court. So does Ezeli

 

[Orion Bailey]

"Ahhh... you mean the career ender! Righteous choice!"

Nice!!!

Oden's Kneecracker?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Nice!!!

Oden's Kneecracker?

"Can I get some Raef LaFrentz Expiring Contract?"
"Sure, that'll be 15 million dollars please."
"Never mind."

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Microfracture.

It's a long grinder. Lays you out for a long time and you may never recover.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I assume all products would come wrapped in tin foil? And the label would include a yellow hummer?

 

[Chris Craig]

Or maybe some Rasheed Wallace inspired EJECTED...guaranteed to be as harsh as the refs.

Warning may cause temporary tourettes

Not for use by Lakers fans

 

[Chris Craig]

Bowie Tibiae is the dankest shit round, that'll fuck you up beyond repair

 

[Chris Craig]

Now, some Lithuanian girnele will get you through. Not quite a career like that Oden stuff, just makes everything go in slow motion, or you in slow motion or something like that

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

"I'll take 2 grams of Felton Donut Frenzy please."

 

[Chris Craig]

"I'll take 2 grams of Felton Donut Frenzy please."

That shit gives you munchies crazy...you'll gain like 30 pounds of fat like that...I've heard it makes you lazy too.

 

[ripcityboy]

I want some of the Darius Miles' Knee Cartilage Sativa while hangin' at the Strip Club.....

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

That shit gives you munchies crazy...you'll gain like 30 pounds of fat like that...I've heard it makes you lazy too.

And, it makes you have a stupid, shit-eating grin on your face after you dribble the ball off your foot out of bounds and cost your team the game.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I want some of the Darius Miles' Knee Cartilage Sativa while hangin' at the Strip Club.....

That shit's the "double-head bop tweedle DUMB". You wanna fall in love with it, but that shit takes you down a deep and dark path quick - makes you want to forget you ever tried it. You always regret that shit the day after.

Starts out super hard and fast, you're super-happy with the high TCH, but you end up on a dark path moments after the fun started.

 

[riverman]

And, it makes you have a stupid, shit-eating grin on your face after you dribble the ball off your foot out of bounds and cost your team the game.

It helps to be able to actually see your feet while standing up or dribbling a basketball....that was just beyond Felton's skillset

 

[riverman]

I wanna see Joel Freeland body slam Luke Babbitt at practice just once.....while Nolan Smith picks his nose on the sidelines

 

[Chris Craig]

For beginners there's Qyntel Woods rookie card...

 

[BlazerCaravan]

For beginners there's Qyntel Woods rookie card...

Expanding pot names to anything painful in Blazers' fans past... what would be the dankest, strongest pot on the market?

"Game Seven"?
"Bowie over Jordan"?

 

[Orion Bailey]

The Walton/ Oden/Roy/Bowie SuperPain!!!!

The WORB!!!!

 

[Eastoff]

It helps to be able to actually see your feet while standing up or dribbling a basketball....that was just beyond Felton's skillset

Speaking of which; there's a whole line of edibles between felton and Kemp

 

[BlazerCaravan]

The Walton/ Oden/Roy/Bowie SuperPain!!!!

The WORB!!!!

So strong, "Worb" is the only sound you'l make for 8 hours!