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Dunno, might have drank a roofie or something earlier today. I went day drinking and we ended up playing flip cup with some shady bros, they were passing yayo around in the middle of the bar and shit. On the way home (in an uber) something just hit me fucking hard and it felt like drugs.

Crashed out for a few hours, feel better now, but I drink a lot and that shit was fucking nuts.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
Dunno, might have drank a roofie or something earlier today. I went day drinking and we ended up playing flip cup with some shady bros, they were passing yayo around in the middle of the bar and shit. On the way home (in an uber) something just hit me fucking hard and it felt like drugs.

Crashed out for a few hours, feel better now, but I drink a lot and that shit was fucking nuts.
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Are you able to sit down properly?
 
yeah, with that long ass nap and daylight savings time I didn't sleep until like 530am
 
on a more positive note, going on a 3rd date in about an hour with a fucking cold sore above my lip. yay.

Fun times though, drank beers and flew kites at the beach.
 
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I think she noticed. Blah. Fun times, Drank beer, flew kites at the beach.
 
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Should have worn some pantyhose on your face like a gangsta
 
Should I be:

The Beast Incarnate
The Apex Predator
The Excellence of Execution
 
I've been rocking a Million Dollar Man shirt. Pretty dope stuff.
 
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My buddy came through with free tix to Elite 8 Wisconsin vs Arizona. Not sure if I'll go, its in a suite. Thinking bro'ing out at the beach might be better.
 
Hmm. I can rock my Damon Stoudamire Raptors jersey for that.
 
Madonna sexually assaulted Drake at Coachella. Could you imagine if some 50 year old dude forced himself on a young popular starlet? Fucking double standard bro.
 
I don't know what it is, but the last few months I've been in a trance like state. Its hard to describe, but its like I'm watching life in the 3rd person.

Need to snap the fuck out of it.
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
I don't know what it is, but the last few months I've been in a trance like state. Its hard to describe, but its like I'm watching life in the 3rd person.

Need to snap the fuck out of it.
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Watch "Enter the Void". It will solve all of your problems.
 
I think winter time fucks me up, even though it's hot here, not as fun as spring and summer
 
The Internet is basically a teenager right now. It's got all this potential, but the only thing it's focused on is buying things, trying to be popular, and sex.
 
I don't know what it is, but european women always smell like roses. wonder if that's their natural body odor.
 
I'm seeing this Lebanese chick I met on my route. Any words for the wise on the middle eastern broads? Not to get too emo, but I can see a future with this little dime.
 
no experience with middle eastern chicks from me. just proceed as usual i guess.
 
oh, I mean, unbutton your silk shirt, grow a shitload of chest hair, wear gold, drakkar noir and 5 year old benz-o
 
what are you crackaz eating for dinner? I've been cooking tilaipa. trying to eat home more. putting in salads and with brown rice.
 
still a coug or are you over? I'm kinda over the cougs tbh.

i was seeing 2 girls but both fizzled out when I went to europe for 2 weeks lol
 
check, check and check.

All I need to do is learn some break dance moves

 
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