[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

[MickZagger]

still a coug or are you over? I'm kinda over the cougs tbh.

i was seeing 2 girls but both fizzled out when I went to europe for 2 weeks lol

Getting too old for that Coug lyfe.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

word. i've been wanting to wifey up too lately.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Most middle eastern chicks I've dated have racist as Fuck parents that are super traditional. They also want the best shit of everything and to feel all fancy.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

holy shit, "Mattress Girl" made a porn...errr...re-enactment of her "rape".

http://www.cecinestpasunviol.com/
(NSFW obviously)

If you want more background:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...-male-student-in-carry-that-weight-rape-case/

 

[MickZagger]

Tinder problems:

Why does it continually say "finding people near you" but never updates with new chicks? Is it froze or something?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Means you went through everybody.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

holy shit, you see this fucking pizza hut pizza with hot dog crust. looks good as FUCK
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...-creation-is-a-pizza-with-a-28-hot-dog-crust/

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Tinder's been fucking useless lately.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

At the center of every raindrop is an impurity (dust, clay, soot, etc). It is physically impossible for raindrops to form from pure water.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I want these fucking Yeezy Boosts.

http://solecollector.com/news/adidas-yeezy-350-boost/

 

[jlprk]

Raccoon mounts alligator! Picture!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...a-forest-form-adorable-animal-odd-couple.html

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Johnny Manziel isn't doing the money sign anymore.

He's officially waived off the BRO CULTURE allstars football team.

MEMBERS:

RGIII
MICHAEL VICK
REGGIE BUSH
GRONK
RITCHIE INCOGNITO

 

[jlprk]

Monsoon ad from India!
http://www.bosch-home.com/in/washin...ange|Display|Paid|CPC|BS|TextAd2|ROS|JunAug15

 

[jlprk]

Moon tent!
http://phys.org/news/2015-06-habitat-moon.html

 

[jlprk]

Now THIS is a well-written headline.

http://www.khaleejtimes.com/kt-arti...ternational_June580.xml&section=international

I cover the waterfront to find you articles.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I've been angry as fuck all day about Aldridge. I kind of like this feeling. I've been a super asshole to everyone but focused.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I've been angry as fuck all day about Aldridge. I kind of like this feeling. I've been a super asshole to everyone but focused.

As they say.... you are what you eat.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I kind of want to toss this asian girl's salad. most of them are super clean.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm starting to use the women's bathroom more since gender is a social construct

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I've been doing meal prep. Pretty good. Although the egg beaters are rubbery as fuck compared to real eggs. Also makes me way gassy. gonna go with real eggs next week

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

So many titties at the beach.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

been doing Meal Prep. Pretty fucking gangsta.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

dunno if i want frogurt or ice cream tbh

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

fuck gas is expensive. paid 50 today at costco. fuck that shit

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Meal prep sucks when you're making it, but it's awesome and convenient for the week. Saves you from splurging a shit ton on takeout too

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Watching this mtv documentary called white people..... Lame

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Meal prep sucks when you're making it, but it's awesome and convenient for the week. Saves you from splurging a shit ton on takeout too

save so much cash. plus i don't have to take an hour to drive out and get food and eat and shit.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

i saw a car on fire on the freeway this AM. Newer Black Audi. does that shit explode when it reaches the gas tank?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Watching this mtv documentary called white people..... Lame

Sounded super lame. Didn't watch