[NSFW] Stupid & Random Thoughts

[EL PRESIDENTE]

anyone watch yesterday's Family Guy? Pretty good episode with the reverse time machine and all.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

thinking of getting Guernica for over my bed. would look pretty nice up there.

http://www.art.com/products/p100636...7a&searchstring=guernica&ssk=guernica&sby=all

 

[3RA1N1AC]

tell chicks you painted it yourself

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

well, I did.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm so fucking tired. been out every night this week. i have an event tonight at 830..was going to hit the gym but too fucking beat. where can I sleep for 2 hours?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

how much should i tip for a (legit) massage if its $40 for one hour? like $5? $10?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

how much should i tip for a (legit) massage if its $40 for one hour? like $5? $10?

Depends on the massage. Best fucking massage ever - $20! Pretty damn good massage - $10. Meh - $5-0.

 

[MickZagger]

I'm so fucking tired. been out every night this week. i have an event tonight at 830..was going to hit the gym but too fucking beat. where can I sleep for 2 hours?

Those who never make changes always make excuses.

 

[MickZagger]

I just got a massage in this hot Hungarian chicks basement over off 148th and Stark. My buddy told me about her. I feel like a million bucks.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

how much should i tip for a (legit) massage if its $40 for one hour? like $5? $10?

Depends on the length: 30 minutes for $40? $10. 60 minutes for $40? $20.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I just got a massage in this hot Hungarian chicks basement over off 148th and Stark. My buddy told me about her. I feel like a million bucks.

Is she legit?

 

[MickZagger]

Is she legit?

She is. Very legit. Deep tissue. Hot accent. Super nice body. I'll be coming back.

$60 though.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

She is. Very legit. Deep tissue. Hot accent. Super nice body. I'll be coming back.

$60 though.

That's a good price for a legit massage. It's a tough business (my mother-in-law was a licensed masseuse for 20 years).

 

[MickZagger]

Yeah, the basement thing kinda creeped me out. I didn't know if I'd walk down the stairs never to be heard from again.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Those who never make changes always make excuses.

i did hit the gym. the massage places...apparantly you need to make appointment...and the others were closed. did have to take a pre-workout shower, i think i was hungover today...had a dinner last night and I had wine and scotch throughout the night, but not enough to get superwasted.

i'm tired as fuck though now. fuck. the thing I went to was a lecture on geochemistry. :MARIS61:

lots of artsy-nerdy girls there....they seem kind of slutty for some reason. moreso than bar skanks.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

She is. Very legit. Deep tissue. Hot accent. Super nice body. I'll be coming back.

$60 though.

did you ask for extras?

 

[MickZagger]

did you ask for extras?

I'm thinking next time.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

best thing to do is to have your hand wander and touch her on the thigh while she's giving you a massage. and sport major wood, she'll know what's up.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Sayler's old country kitchen...yay or nay. used to ALWAYS go there as a kid in beaverton...but not the eastside one. kind of crappy cuts of steaks but whatever, might be good for old times sake....

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Sayler's old country kitchen...yay or nay. used to ALWAYS go there as a kid in beaverton...but not the eastside one. kind of crappy cuts of steaks but whatever, might be good for old times sake....

went there when i was 11 and ate like 14 bowls of ice cream and when we got back to the car i barfed all the fuck over the backseat. sprinkles

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

their mushroom sauce was the bomb .same with their relish trays.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

went out with the blond cougar tonight...turns out she's like 5 years younger than me. lol. made out and finger banged her in the car but she had to get back to her husband or boyfriend or whatever. lol. its on though. fuck. when she was going through her phone there were a few shots of her pussy she took of herself. ungh.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

never heard from that newscaster chick though. fuck. she was the bomb.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'll probably never hear from her again, but she's at the 11 sec mark in the red top.

[video=youtube;jo2YS50wX9k]

 

[MickZagger]

went out with the blond cougar tonight...turns out she's like 5 years younger than me. lol. made out and finger banged her in the car but she had to get back to her husband or boyfriend or whatever. lol. its on though. fuck. when she was going through her phone there were a few shots of her pussy she took of herself. ungh.

You meet her on Christian mingle?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

nah, at a bar.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

she lives in bakersfield which is 2 hours away, she wanted me to go there today, I said no b/c i was too busy, she might come back up here tonight. :MARIS61:

 

[SlyPokerDog]

she lives in bakersfield which is 2 hours away, she wanted me to go there today, I said no b/c i was too busy, she might come back up here tonight. :MARIS61:

I bet it turns out that her husband is one of those guys who likes to watch.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I bet it turns out that her husband is one of those guys who likes to watch.

hopefully, that shit is hot